Hi; one of the folks on the Something Awful forum; decided to crosspost stuff because I have fun with this stuff.
Team Red Cock Energy Liquid (the FDA requires us to state that it is not for human consumption) is proud to announce the PepperBOMB XT!
Team Red Cock Energy Liquid is also proud to announce the driver for the PepperBOMB! XT as Finnish national rally star Pekka Heikkinen. Pekka has been honed on the gravel stages of Finland, achieving consistent good results over his career amongst a series of wins!
Cutting to an interview with a blond man in his early 30s, speaking in a deadpan monotone.
“Yes, I am pleased to join Team Red Cock Energy Liquid - motto it is not for human consumption - and look forward to the ARXL championship. I believe we will have a very strong car; I can hope that we will be the class of the field but… uh… we will see of course. We will be powered by Red Cock Energy Liquid, adding the taste of Sriracha to an energy… liquid.” He pauses and looks off screen. “No I will not drink it.”