Best Automation Quotes

the bad joke was on me :anguished:

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Rephrasing a bit, but…

So 3 automationeers walk into a bar, and start arguing who’s company is the best at making engines.
Strop says “if my engine is pushing power of 4 digits, and the first one is a “2” on a street car, then I’ve done a good job for Gryphon Gear”.
Koolkei says “if my engine allows my car to do 200mpg, then I’ve done a good job for Komodo”
Starfish94 says “if the car is recalled and the reason is not the engine itself…”

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lol wut. but my cars dont have THAT great of an economy though :joy:



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When real life catches up with the Automation discord… :frowning:

Automation D is a serious challenge.

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On the subject of bowel movements:

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here’s a stool chart for you:

:wink:

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click to expand.
It’s worth it.

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Oh god no, it wasn’t :weary: :joy:

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cock you say

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Er, hate to break it to you, but that’s a male Pheasant and not a Cockerel

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oh Cock… i mean

oh Pheasant

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@EnryGT5 and I are soulmates

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:us: Freedom :tm: :us:

#####automationD is what I won by the way.

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You won AutoD or you won [color=blue]F[/color]R[color=red]E[/color]E[color=red]D[/color]O[color=red]M[/color] for AutoD?

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Except also with a whole lot of :tada: :boom: :fireworks: :sparkler: :confetti_ball: :smiley:

let’s just hope that unlike last year, nobody got drunk and tried to use their head as a rocket launchpad. Oh, who am I kidding :joy:

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No context.

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“It looks like it had an aneurysm, So yes”

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how to tell when you’re about to be in a wild ride

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