Daktoz can be taken through card.
(places down a pile of daktoz)
I got these from those who bought the Groglog and the Flirtlandia and didn’t demand a refund, 50% of those who bought those automobiles refunded
I’m gonna need you to translate these to USD sir. Our translater has broke at this moment in time.
Don’t worry I have a spare one!
(pulls out metal box with 2 bags and a screen)
(inserts daktoz) (presses USD on screen)
Now we wait, or shall I use my special power source?
as you wish…
(tapes buttered bread to cat)
(wires cat to machine)
(picks up cat) (attempts to drop cat)
(cat+bread is suspended in air spinning around at light speed generating power)
(machine turns daktoz to USD)
THERE YOU GO!
Okay. Your Lawnminator is in the back! Enjoy!
1984-1989 Blaire Albatross Gen1
Blaire wanted an affordable hot hatch. Then they Shat out this shitbox. The 1984 Blaire Albatross. Which comes with a 1.8L I4 making 82hp and 0-60 in 12s. It has an MPG of 25 miles per gallon.
The Albatross was fairly popular especially with it’s highest trim
but were gonna talk 'bout those in a little. It came with a very basic interior with a basic 8-track and gm levels of plastic. It only came in manual until 1987 when Automatic came as optional.
The Albatross comes in 3 trims MX, MXX, & MXS (MXST was added in 1990)
MX: The MX is the baseline trim (shown in photos)
: 1.8L I4
MPG: 25 Miles Per Gallon
MSRP: $3,450.00 ($8,000.00 in inflation)
MXX: The MXX trim is second base trim
: 2.0L I4
MPG: 23 Miles Per Gallon
MSRP: $5,500.00 ($13,000.00 in inflation)
MXS: The MXS trim is the highest & sports trim
: 1.7L V6
MPG: 18 Miles Per Gallon
MSRP: $8,500.00 ($20,700.00 in inflation)
Blaire Automotive “Think Safer”
1985-1988 Blaire Rodman (Gen 1)
The Blaire Rodman is a tip on how you shouldn’t make an 80’s icon. With this massive flop being one of the most hated cars of the '80s. Barbara went in wanting to make the best 80’s car she could but came out with an ultimate shit stain.
The Rodman came in 3 separate trims.
MX: Being the baseline trim.
: 1.7L I3
MSRP: $4,500.00 ($10,600.00 in inflation)
MXX: Being the Mid Trim
: 1.5L I4
MSRP: $5,900.00 ($14,000.00 in inflation)
MXST: Being the highest trim
: 1.8L Turbocharged I4
MSRP: $7,100.00 ($16,800.00 in inflation)
Blaire Automotive “Think Safer”
1985-1994 Blaire J120 Panel Van (Gen1)
MX: Is the baseline trim
: VernaTech 5.2L V8
0-60: 8 seconds - 10 seconds/w Towing Package
Towing Capacity: 310LBS - 2,340LBS/w Towing Package
Load Capacity: 5,430 - 4,613/w Towing Package
MSRP: $8,000.00 ($18,900.00 in Inflation)
MXP: Minivan Trim 1986-1999
: VernaTech 4.7L V8
0-60: 10 seconds - 12 seconds/w Towing Package
Towing Capacity: 310LBS - 1,375LBS/w Towing Package
Load Capacity: 4,112LBS - 2,291LBS/w Towing Package
MSRP: $7,400.00 ($17,500.00 in Inflation)
Adventure Mode: Special Edition Model.
: NitroMech 3.1L V10
0-60: 6 seconds
Towing Capacity: 3,560LBS
Load Capacity: 7,230LBS
MSRP: $17,200.00 ($40,800.00 in Inflation)
Blaire Automotive “Safer Is Better”
Ummm. My computer is acting up in a worrisome way. So I cannot upload the new cars. And also I forgot to post them in the first place. If my computer is okay and is able to work I will get back hopefully and not forget.