Crazy, ugly, or plain bad craigslist cars

just… read this description, it’s comedy gold

http://buffalo.craigslist.org/cto/5618310764.html

(archive.org link for future reference)
https://web.archive.org/web/20160604234933/http://buffalo.craigslist.org/cto/5618310764.html

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A 1987 Chevy Camaro on 26" rims, interior is “laffy taffy”
11 tvs in the thing!!! wtf!

(original link)
http://minneapolis.craigslist.org/hnp/cto/5613651871.html

another one with a funny description to attract buyer’s, he even has a pic of a bugatti

http://buffalo.craigslist.org/cto/5663114405.html

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to whoever doesn’t think US cars can be riced
http://buffalo.craigslist.org/cto/5660555666.html
(archive.org link for peoples of the future)
https://web.archive.org/web/20160709080051/http://buffalo.craigslist.org/cto/5660555666.html

not even joking, i seen this car IRL, we drove past it, its worse in person

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man do i reply a lot here, guess that’s what happens when browsing craigslist is a hobby :stuck_out_tongue:
regardless though, this is hands down, the most rice i have ever seen
http://buffalo.craigslist.org/cto/5680811305.html

Not my taste but at least the work looks like it was done well.

and in the worst possible way! no engine mods other than the fart can large enough to fit a golf bag into, and the stock engine is painted to match the car. That’s bad, and then you go and throw a tv into the trunk with a ps3!

so F&F right now, I remember a scene in one of the first 2, where, at an illegal street racing gathering, there’s one car with tvs in it and peps playing Gran Turismo on ps2! This is the modern version of that F&F car. lol

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This is why I can’t bring myself to like F&F. It encouraged far too many people to do that.

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If I were ever in the illegal street racing scene, all my efforts would go towards making the car fast. What you look like crossing the finish line means nothing if you’re not first. Okay maybe I don’t have those fancy bling blong wheels, but the car will be going so fast you can’t tell the difference anyway. Not to mention those sound systems and TVs all add weight to the car.

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If anything, you’d want something that looks as stock as possible, so that if the cops show up, you can just pull off and pretend you know nothing about it.

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Ah, the marvel of a sleeper.

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https://rockford.craigslist.org/ctd/5697183662.html

Never mind that the ad itself is actually for a “2011 HONDA PILOT”

holy fuck

http://munich.craigslist.de/cto/5666511175.html LOL WTF

Craigslist.de
Also, can anyone make a shred of sense from this?

his is a great roll off truck with extension,mack motor with no electronic full mechanical motor with very low miles, well maintained,clean inside and out good tires,ready for work trades consider for a landoll travelling axle trailer

I understood 5 words.

from what i understand, it’s a Ro-Ro style truck that got a frame extension, the engine isn’t EFI, low miles, well maintained, and something he wants a trade for

i just googled landoll travelling axle trailer and holy cow its big

Don’t forget the:
“ALL CAPS DESCRIPTION AS IF IT’S SOMETHING SO GREAT I WANT TO SCREAM ABOUT IT UNTIL YOUR EARS BLEED!”

and the rear wheel flair for no aparent reason