Hey guys, so I’ve reached maximum DGAF mode with my part 2 exams, therefore, now would be a perfect time to come to grips with designing my old cars in UE4, right? But wait!
how about you go away I know what I’m doing
One Year Later
A Throwback to several years ago (let’s say 2013) a.k.a. the conception of Mephisto
Within the warehouse, the words “too much” were strictly forbidden. Having committed to going full madness and proving they could do it in the form of the 7L V12 tuned to 1000hp crammed into the carbon box they named Nightfury, Dan set about resetting everybody’s perspectives with the singular goal of unlocking their full potential. This involved a lot of dramatic arguments, tearing up papers, slamming books on tables, and endless repetitions of “don’t just think outside the box, destroy the fucking box!” It was equal parts infuriating and terrifying. Dan may have been a pint-sized woman, but there’s something to the wisdom that the smallest mouse roars the mightiest.
Whether it was deliberate psychological tactics, or just plain abusive management, it worked. Inside Strop, something snapped. Suddenly he was producing reams of the most outlandish shit he could think of. Giant swoopy curves and flared arches not seen since the 50s. Jet turbine inlets. Jagged widebody kits too wild for even the Fast and Furious ricer set. He drew with wild, reckless abandon, blazing with the fury of somebody who had run out of fucks to give.
At the end of a long day which had passed by in a blur of zero toilet or food breaks, Strop awoke from his artistic delirium to find Dan in his office, peering at his tablet screen. This was a side of Dan he’d never seen before, quiet, contemplative, gazing in silent wonder.
Finally she proclaimed: “Holy fuck. There’s more testosterone in this than the 300 of Sparta.”
Strop blinked. “Too much?”
“Fuck no.” Dan slapped Strop on the shoulder. “I fucking love it. I just hope we can get enough donk to match the looks.”
Without hesitation, Strop demanded: “I want a V16. It’s gotta make two thousand horsepower. And it’s going to be the fastest production car on the planet.”