-A Car parks infront of the Semyonovian goverment building-
-A man in thick winter clothing and ushanka steps out the vehicle-
I am here in name of Popas and the great motherland of Russia to inform you that we want to help a fellow comrade in need for cars.
So here we have new military vehicle from Popas: The Moskwa!
It provides everything one needs for quality military scout vehicle.
Big engine made from best russian steel. Some are even made from steel from old submarines!
But da, 88hp with lockable Dif and 4x4 drive.
Also Suspension was designed by best tank engineers, so should not be problem with getting stuck in mud or the blood of capitalist pigs, cyka!
Also we used new unibody construction for this so it should hold a lot of stuff hehe!
Boot is also biiiiggg for many guns and ammo. We even throw a AK-47 in there for you bylat!
Oh yeah, this can fit 5 of your best fighters! Every seat also comes with its own copy of the Manifesto to read while transfer!
So. What not to love about this comrade?”