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Lenin:snow’s picking up. not that it’s a problem.
Marx: well, at least we got to a church finally.
Lenin: yeah, we need to have a word with God.
Karl Marx and Vladimir Lenin then proceed to enter the church
Lenin: angry look on face Who’s here.
Pastor: comes out to greet them Ah why hello you gu- freezes up when he realizes it’s Karl Marx and Vladimir Lenin in his church I-I thought you guys condemned religion…
Marx: lets just say some complicated stuff came up, and we have a personal fight with God now.
Pastor: H-how so?
Lenin: just sit back and watch. clears throat YO GOD YOU BETTER RESPOND RIGHT F**KING NOW!
GOD: A bit harsh man, you don’t have to say that
Pastor: Eyes light up, he falls to pray but ends up collapsing out of shear excitement
Lenin: It doesn’t matter. we have come to talk to you on your own turf. Tell us, why do you keep bringing us here?
GOD: Does the answer really matter that much?
Marx: F*ck yeah it does
GOD: How so?
Lenin: We had our own lives in the past. I have a country to run, revolts to stop, Wealth to distribute, and Marx has his own book to write.
GOD: Who’s to say you should have done that?
Lenin: if the pastors reaction had anything to do with it, we influence history in a big way.
GOD: Not the right way.
Lenin: It doesn’t matter. We do what we do, and you’re getting in the way of it. My country needs me, and Karl needs to finish writing his book.
GOD: So what? this is for the betterment of my people.
Lenin: If that’s how you feel, answer us one question. Why are you making us go through this? you could have just killed us, but instead you force us to do races. Answer the question.
GOD: It’s a trial.
Marx: A trial of F*cking what?
GOD: I will not tell you now.
Marx: You better f*cking tell us.
GOD: If you want the answer that badly, you’ll have to go through another trial.
Marx: Bring it on f*cker.
God: Just for that, it will not be easy.
At that moment, God has an entity appear in the church, it turns out to be a person forming
Lenin: now who is this?
GOD: you’ll find out soon enough. I have to thank you for coming to a church though, I can only do this sort of thing here.
The entity finishes forming, and wakes up. He speaks German and has a funny mustache.
Marx: Um, hello?
Pastor: wakes up finally oh Lord, Jesus, and Mary… face turns completely white in fear
Marx: you know who he is?
Pastor: that’s… Adolf Hitler…
Lenin: and what’s his issue?
Pastor: He kills jews… he killed six million of them in horrendous ways. So many children of God… dead at his hands.
Marx: locks up and appears to panick
Lenin: Karl, what’s your issue?
Marx: Lenin… I’m Jewish…
Hitler: Notices Karl Marx Ich kenne Sie
Marx: turns white as a ghost No… No you don’t.
Hitler: *appears visibly angry with an apparent bloodlust.
Lenin: Yo Pastor! get me some rope! fast!
Pastor: runs to a back room to get things to restrain Hitler with, things such as giant cross necklaces, thick lent ribbons, and some ropes used to hang a cross from a wall, then proceeds to throw them at Lenin
Lenin: Marx try to get him down!
Marx: dodges Hitler’s first lunge at him, before getting on top and pinning him to the ground. NOW!
Lenin: * proceeds to tie up Hitler’s arms and restrains his legs* Karl, tell this man to calm down, you know German!
Marx Okay, beruhigen.
Hitler: Still trying to attack marx
Marx: Just throw him in the back seat.
hitler has been thrown in the back seat of the communitasia
Marx: versuche ruhig zu bleiben
Hitler: spits at marx
Lenin: welp, time to hit the road.
Adolf Hitler has Joined the team
some distance down the road
Marx: Hey, have you heard one of the teams near of us broke down? not even far off course.
Lenin: Just come in over the CB or something?
Marx: Yeah, someone was reporting and repeating it. perhaps we stop by and see if we can give them a lift.
Lenin: assuming they don’t mind whoever this Hitler guy is rambling in German.
Hitler: du wirst zahlen
Lenin: welp, lets try to get to them. Radio them if you can Marx.
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