Wear a mask fuckwit
2020 ARMOR ANVIL SCOUT
Let those other Pretty Boys worry about the chrome grilles on their trucks. The Armor Anvil came to DO WORK. With V8 grunt and an Off-Road suspension, it’ll be easy for you to get the job done, whether you’re an adventurer, an independent contractor, or even if you work a nine-to-five.
The Armor Anvil throws a cupped hand-full of TAINT SWEAT at poser trucks, to remind them what a REAL truck should be. So FORGE YOUR OWN PATH.
*Vehicle does not actually smell like taint sweat.
That decal on the back is mega I love it
Albula Motors Sylvan
The all new 2020 never seen before Albula Motors Sylvan Badge 100% build in Texas USA comes with a forced intake six Litre Engine attached because 5.7 is too little as any girl will tell you! Its made of iron as it is supposed to be and Produces 666 tourges to pull your soul back out of hell.
The Sylvan comes in a Adventure Trim just this month in Freudian Gilt Orange that’s definitely not brown, a front bumper as thick as a horse’s Dick and a Roof Tent to tell your Friends how you conquered Route 16 last weekend.
The Extra reinforced trunk bed fits all your moonshining equipment or 20´000 Bullets for deer hunting and cant even get scratched by the chainsaw.
It comes with 500mm of ground clearance that can be Raised from your driver seat up to 580mm whenever a taller car pulls up next to you. To get you even higher just hook your Sylvan on a Helicopter with its Airlift anchor points.
Because most of the exterior is made of durable plastic there is almost none of that on the inside. Double glass windows all around ensure a very quiet and Fog free drive.
Get the Sylvan to enjoy the pure American Driving pleasure and at least 2 inches more dicklengh guaranteed*
*compared to the flacid one. Any medical complications dont fall under guarantee.
The weak should fear the strong. That's what the refreshed Seikatsu Special Duty series of trucks is; an unstoppable force to be reckoned with, an immovable object to be respected. Be it on the road or anywhere else, bearing biblical burdens or preposterous payloads, the Seikatsu Special Duty never fails to impress.
Among the new powertrain options available is an eight-cylinder unit from Bermag, world renown engine and transmission supplier. With over 480 lb•ft of torque from 2400-3000 RPM, it's guaranteed to pull you out of any hairy situation or unsalvageable marriage on first try.
The XLR off-road configuration truly brings the 25K's off-road prowess into the spotlight. An active, on-demand suspension telemetry system displays the amount of vertical travel each wheel is experiencing, angle of attack, ground clearance, tire pressure, and even depth if the vehicle is fording. 37.4 inch offroad tires and forged alloy wheels ensure optimal performance across any terrain. Offroad sway bars allow for full suspension travel when needed without harming on-road driving characteristics.
With over 1.2 million miles of durability testing conducted in all corners of the world under every imaginable weather condition, every single Seikatsu Special Duty that rolls off the line is built to outlast the very terrain it conquers.
Our testament to quality isn't exclusive to the exterior of the Special Duty. Unique hand-machined aluminum metal accents, supple leather trimming, heated and ventilated seats, and expertly-finished wood surfaces are used to withstand extra wear and tear without compromising on comfort.
NO MATTER HOW SKILLED YOU ARE, A RELIABLE WORKMATE WILL ALWAYS COME IN HANDY.
Maybe one with a 5.6 litre direct injection V8 with variable valve timing? One with a payload over 1600 kg and towing capacity of almost 3200? With four wheel drive, rugged offroad tyres and torsen differentials to cope with the worst conditions possible? With proven durability and reliability that has been developed and refined for 72 years?
For $42800, you could buy just a truck. Or you could buy the IP of trucks. The IP Taiga.
IP TAIGA. BECAUSE YOU WOULD NOT JUST PICK A RANDOM WORKMATE FROM THE STREETS.
(Backstory since I am not in the mood for creating a lore post now, the Taiga was the first full size pickup from IP, introduced in 2004 for the North American market due to a decrease in demand for compact sized trucks like the IP Rugger. The second generation was introduced in 2016. The Taiga was never built or sold in the Asian market, all Taigas have always been built in Hermosillo, Mexico for mainly the North American market.)
24 hours remaining!
If the Innis wins…
Honestly, there are a bunch of good trucks in here.
…and if the Inanis wins, we(ebs) rejoice.
Need to get places?
- we have an actually modern DOHC engine, unlike Rainier
- we don’t need 6 wheels to be cool, unlike Rayside
- “why have 8 cylinders when you can have 10?”, says DMC. “Fuck you Shromet and DMC! We have 12!!”
- same goes to ACA with their filthy V10
- we have quality (continental) European engineering, unlike the DoMeStIc Innis
- we have identity, unlike Piedmont with their French name, chinese styling and us operations
- we are affordable and modern, unlike Edision with their antiquated French suspension and stupidly high price tag
- @Susei. He wants a truck, not a Jeep Wrangler Rubicon
- we can actually fit 5 people, unlike the Grizzly
- we have a real choice of colours, unlike Brantan
- we are not a copyright infringement, unlike Inanis
- what if it actually does, Armor?
- we don’t have fuel filler caps for headlights, unlike Zephorus
- we have fuel economy that exists, unlike Stag
- we are tougher than those Walmart nails rolland is comparing themselves against
- we are using actual materials, unlike Warren with their soft Aluminum
- how much steel did you waste to get this truck and still have it folded “a thousand times”? asking for a friend, Seikatsu
- we don’t need chrome to look good, unlike Tanaka
- we provide visibility with ONE headlight, not 15 LED strips, unlike Griffin
this is just hopping onto the corporate bashing war people have been raging and is IN NO WAY meant to insult people.
good luck to all participants
Or you can ignore that and get this…
Some tin cans were harmed in the making of that truck…
Where is my burn…
lol oddly enough, I’m just glad to be included in the roast.
By JoshTheTrucker x GROOV3ST3R
RRP 69 800,- , 577hp / 821lbft, combined cycle 20.3mpg*
Griffin - The true blue collar superhero. Fast enough to run away from your old life, strong enough to take on the new one!
Your Ex’s new ‘‘boyfriend’’ drives an Innis and wears effeminate clothing. Don’t be that guy - be a real man.