I see your SuperTruck and raise you the FreedomTruck.
FREEDOM TRUCK 1776
Now featuring 662 cubic bald eagles of freedom, with up to 2400 hp at some point. Someone let Calvinator into the engine supplies, don’t ask.
Perfect for equipping your evil supervillain fleet at the low, low price of $2.74 million each (like $3 without the engine)
And for that low, low price you get a truck - it can go 0-60 in like 2 seconds, but it weighs enough to pose a building a serious threat. Also it does about 260. Don’t ask how or why. Maximum recommended towing is 7,800 lbs.
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