First example to kick us off, and as usual I’ll go with familiar ground: my daily.
9th Gen Honda Civic Hatch
Douche Rating: 1/10 for the try-hard styling. In this colour, gains a bonus point because it’s loud and eccentric (and hard to sell). Loses points for being rather sedate in the performance department, having an ECO button to smooth throttle response even further, and having magic folding rear seats is a dead giveaway it was geared towards versatility, not hooning. Quite a far cry from its sporty uncles of prior generations.