The Douche Meter

Can’t argue with that judgement. I’d even go as far as to say it deserves a 0/10, couldn’t imagine any douche of a person owning such a car.

And now, my own car:


2004 Seat Arosa
Douche rating: 2/10. For the most part, people who own these cars have them because they’re great little runabouts, are affordable and most have lived decent lives (hence second hand ones tend to be reliable and problem-free). They’re brilliantly underpowered, completely underequiped and have plenty of character.
But, while most owners will be fine, there are a minority who have trashed these poor little city cars by slamming them, modifying them and generally ruining them (just Google “Seat Arosa Slammed” and feel the cringe). They often stick on big exhaust mufflers, tacky wheels and usually debadge them as well; poor taste that is reflected in their erratic and boisterous driving style. Hence, it gets a 2/10, mainly because that minority are on the proliferate side and treat these great little cars poorly…in my opinion, at least! :wink:

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