False, but that’s usually me on saturday morning
TNP knows full well that 1pm is a very acceptable time to get up at
absolutely, just as 4am is an acceptable time to go to bed. I do my best work at 3am.
TNP has pulled a POETS Friday, i.e. Piss Off Early, Tomorrow’s Saturday.
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It ain’t even friday here yet!
TNP is cold
12 degrees on January so no
TNP is also having an oddly warm winter
True
TNP thinks global warming is false.
False. Whether we’re causing it or not (I have been somewhat convinced by the argument that the last ice age is still “ending” and that this is to be expect), I do think it’s happening.
TNP has voted in round 1 of the Detroit Awards 2017 (24 hours left to do so! 
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False, I thought: Holey crap that’s awesome!
TNP has seen the chevy lego batmobile commercial
Edit: here for ease
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Lol, but not accurate, everyone needs to love it and be dumbasses
TNP hates that ad campaign
Indeed. Also the “60.2L V100” part genuinely irks me. They could have a plug for their real engine; such as the LS series instead of bullshit.
The next person still enjoys lego.
True
I think the 60.2L v100 is referencing the movie
TNP would not buy the lego batmobile
True; they make more interesting sets that I’d rather have instead.
The next person likes the smell of gasoline / petrol.
Of course 
TNP can speak at least 3 languages.
True, English, idiot, basic cat, and some German.
TNP will educate me in beamereze
If idiot is one of your fluent languages, you’re gonna need to learn something more important than that lmao
TNP FUCKING HATES NTR
Lol spoken like a true animu fan looking for best waifu.
Oh, yeah, I sure don’t like NTR.
TNP would dye their hair another colour.
No but I have a thing for silver haired girls
TNP knows side tail > pony tail > twin tail > long > short > braid
False. Plain long hair is win for me… so win that I have it myself. Though my favorite is when anime girls tie their hair with a ribbon in the back, but lower down than usual, around shoulder height. Not sure what that’s called. The stereotypical anime/hentai motherly girl with a very feminine figure usually has that.
The next person prefers cute over sexy.
That is awfully specific and you’re missing bun, morning hair, dreads, and I disagree that side tail should top that list 
One Day you will learn that some girls can do their hair in more than one way as they feel, or as occassion demands.
Ninja’d: hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm I’m on the fence for that. How about both? 
TNP uses hair product
Does dandruff shampoo count?
TNP didn’t know you can get the STD of crabs with non-sexual contact