We seem to have derailed a bit. One got missed so here goes:
True, I prefer Diet Pepsi over Diet Coke. But overall I prefer water over either.
True, theoretically. I’ve never opened a can without an opener but I possess a wide variety of tools that I’m sure could get the job done. A torch would easily cut it open, even cook the food inside in the process.
TNP knows how much it sucks to breathe in antifreeze vapor.