Mos def. But, that’s not until June for me…
TNP has got Raw Power, and knows it’s got a son called Rock 'n Roll
False
TNP smells good
According to about three and a half of my friends I do. No clue how.
TNP is also half a person.
False, three fifths.
TNP is noncorporeal.
Ish. I’m a lanky mofo you see
TNP is also lanky
false. WAS lanky. have gained some mass 
TNP is obese
Nope but the way this period of my life is going I sure am on the road there
TNP wants a 90’s japanese 4wd coupe
True, although any car would do me just fine rn
TNP has driven a Soviet car
True, but lets keep it a secret that I was 14 … ooops!
TNP has driven a car illegaly around on public roads
False. Thought I did get to drive a Land Rover Discovery on this off road course for my birthday once, a long long time before I had a license.
TNP likes The Strokes
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Nope. I don’t like to have a stroke, men!
TNP is more serious than Kimi Räikkönen.
False, I won’t unless I physically can’t move
TNP is a sicc boi
False, I’m the healthiest boi you’ll ever meet.
TNP is a ship. 
Yes. I am boat. I am ship.
TNP can’t stand those Facebook videos with silly ukulele music playing in the background
I have not properly used facebook in months. I do not understand.
TNP is a weak Remix.
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Sometimes feel like a weak remix of myself.
TNP has recently been in a situation that made them aware of their lack of situational awareness.
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Life.
TNP craves orange juice.
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I do indeed. It’s a damn fine juice.
TNP is a DUNN Pyshco Killer DAANNNN Que’est ce c’est!
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TNP will Run run run run run run a way.
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