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#1743

The time I’m most confused about what to say next: when my boss asks me what the differential diagnosis is. Because juniors always sound incompetent :joy:

@koolkei True. Just FYI then, I’m well beyond shaving, hence the laser comment :stuck_out_tongue:

TNP did not need to know that.


#1744

True

TNP gets around


#1745

depends on the context. i guess true-ish

@strop wait what’s this about laser? did you made your pube permanently bold???

TNP just broke something


#1746

It’s not broken, I just strained my right hand.

TNP also hurt their hand whilst fighting random Children.


#1747

False. Appart from self-defense, why would I fight a child?

TNP hates it when their neighbours start having barbecues and their house starts smelling of meaty, juicy goodness.


#1748

Wish that happened

TNP has dicks for neighbors


#1749

True. told us we were dumping on their land once when A: it was only leaves and B: it was actually our land

TNP hates land ownership disputes


#1750

False, can’t hate something you don’t have when you live somewhere where like 90% of people live in flats or rowhouses

TNP lives in a flat


#1751

False, used to live in a house so small it felt like a flat!

TNP likes smaller houses (I do)


#1752

Nah. I love space.

TNP would like to live on a high floor and/or a hill to see just the sky above and the city underneath (I’d love to).


#1753

I know what you mean, though moving in would be a bastard.

TNP is looking forward to the General Election tomorrow in the UK


#1754

The polls mean nothing! Even this swing!!!

Well at least it’ll be interesting, I guess.

@koolkei BURN ALL THE PUBES

Nothing like having a searing pulsed laser shoved up your ass crack to make you contemplate life choices. Did I mention it’s way more painful than waxing?

TNP wants me to stop, for the love of god


#1755

False; it’s your call about what to do or not do.
As for life choices though… that leaves me a bit perplexed as to what you do in the night-shift. Generally people don’t go that far there unless they put it up on display… if you get what I’m hinting at. :stuck_out_tongue:

The next person has a secret life.


#1756

I do, it’s automation

They also don’t know what I do with Russia…

TNP is under an investigation for Russian relations


#1757

Apparently i am under investigation for stealing hardbass from russian base.

TNP knows how to cheeki breeki


#1758

Pravda.

The next person has Strelok’s SIG SG 550.


#1759

False, I own no firearms. If that’s what it is lol.

Well apart from my old career as a cam whore significant other (who doesn’t care) and obviously the beauticians, ain’t nobody really looking, but without going into too much detail, it’s a personal foible and I just find all that bush rather uncomfortable. But my personal choices in no way should apply to anybody else :stuck_out_tongue:

TNP has compromising material of themselves floating around on the internet.


#1760

Just a few harmless selfies, nothing more.

On that note, a serious message: don’t fucking trade nudes with anyone, no matter what. Just don’t. You’re just taking all sorts of risks for a relatively small reward.

TNP belongs to the müsli master race


#1761

Müsli is for peasants, Granola is the food of the ancient ones and therefore I consume it daily to gain the powers of the dark shadowed lords of the underworld, till every breakfast table consists of solely granola

TNP can tell me when Audis (Audies? Audii?) suddenly became douchemobiles


#1762

2010 when they became just another Merc in the US and by then kids could afford B5s

TNP knows it’s pre 2000 Audi or no Audi