TNP is an offline gamer
Ish. Most of the offline games I play, I play on my PS2. Rest of the time they tend to be online
TNP wants to go for a drive across Europe (or a drive across the continent/country you're in)
I really do.
TNP has played on a Dreamcast at some point
false. don't think i've ever even seen one IRL
TNP has never flown before
False. But i dont enjoy it much
TNP likes bread.
Tralse. Depends of the kind of bread.
TNP woke up really late today.
False, had to wake up early to pick up a delivery I missed
TNP hates it when that happens
I also joined you in the wake up boat, 4
TNP woke up even earlier
Nah, 9:30 on the dot.
TNP heralds the return of the prophet C-N-C
Excuse me you mean our Lord and Saviour CNC
TNP is CNC
TNP knows CNC is god
CNC is god. CNC is the one true God. All others are false. Only CNC can truly guide us through this life and lead us to road eating eternity.
TNP is hosting a party to celebrate the return of CNC
True. I was just preparing some Mojitos.
TNP is ordering pizza for the party.
false i guess cause idk what we're even talking about here
TNP wishes their city didn't have approxIMATELY FIVE MILLION PT CRUISERS ON EVERY CORNER AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Thankfully, they're very rare over here. IRL I've seen maybe 2 or 3 of those abominations in my life.
TNP regularly watches youtube videos in 1.5x or 2x speed to save time.
false. only up to 1.25. too fast just destroys the amusement.
TNP have a fidgeting habit.
Yep, large muscle group fidgeters burn approximately 400kj more energy per hour of fidgeting than people who sit still.
TNP has stopped moving fan blades with their forehead.
I've stopped a wasp existing with my head whilst on the motorway in my stepdad's MG B with the roof down. I have not stopped moving fan blades.
TNP loves BBQ sauce
BBQ > Tomato any day.
TNP is Connected.
True. I wouldn't be writing this otherwise.
TNP will order pizza tonight.