False, I am butter
TNP is funny
True.
Well, Iād like to think Iām funny, but Australian-brand humour can be a bit dry and ironic for some.
TNP has ear lobes.
true
TNP.
Looks like someone just discovered Papa Franku.
TNP eats shit for dinner
trying to translate it without a translator. (okay i cheated a little)
āthis is dick, do love?ā
that '!" threw me off
true. boku no chinchin ga daisuki (i love my dick)
bah ninjaād
TNP just ate an egg
Oh my, yes I do.
TNP is aware of Pink Guy
Absolutely.
TNP needs the memes to survive.
False, Iām more of a .gif kind of guy
TNP is under the dome
False, I seen how well that worked out in The Simpsons Movie.
TNP uses the muffin button.
False. Dr. Briefs never installed itā¦
TNP could make a decent wish if they were to obtain all 7 dragon balls.
False, I am a duck
TNP hates all ducks
False. Ducks are amazing! 
TNP is gonna give the new Top Gear a chance
True!
TNP will do the same.
True, is it still on bbc, was the old one even there? I forgot
TNP can answer my question
True.
It was on BBC. (And I donāt get all the hate for the upcoming Top Gear Iāve see on the interwebs. Itās a new show with new presenters and it hasnāt even aired yet. Plus weāre still getting Grand Tour with the trio later this year. Sounds like a win win to me.)
TNP has written a song.
And will share it with us.
True. Iāve written many songs, in fact.
I havenāt recorded the vast majority of them will the lyrics do? And what would you like to see? I cover a lot of topicsā¦
(Good lord partiario, you can kill a thread like that LOL)
TNP is tone deaf.
True, simply true
TNP is idiot deaf