I voted for the Enzo and 488, the former for being the most outrageous-looking car of the bunch (as hypercars ought to be), the latter for delivering the marque’s first class win at Le Mans in several years - and at a (relative) canter too.
Which would you rather have to drive in public?
- Amish Horse & Cart
- Next Level Bogan Sh*tbox
like stm I live in 'straya, so the bogan get-fucken-smashed-at-the-Denny-ute-Muster-and-get-glassed-in-the-fucken-eye-ya-filthy-cunt mobile would actually be an acceptable mode of transport…
The bogan just because then its acceptable (and expected) to drive like a dumb ass cunt bi7ch who rules don’t apply to, and road signs and other cars are perfect target practice for that beginning scene of I am Legend…
There’s a lifted falcon ute with 4 light bars, mudflaps, a huge bull bar, side steps and a livery with something similar to “the cuntball rally” plastered all over it that parks in my area. Nobody has much to say about it.
Would you rather drive…
A 600HP big boi
Nope, just nope.
- 2019 Ford/Hennessey F150 Velociraptor
- 2009 Subaru WRX Convertible by NCE
Yeah that Subaru exists by the way. And they still offer the service I believe
It’s gonna be the Subbie for me chief
Come on man, I respect your opinion and I get the reasons, but a convertible Subie?
Makes perfect sense, man won’t need a new car for the Mid-Life-Crisis… guess I should go and buy me one, then.
I’m not gonna drive a fuggin trucc in rural germany thanks
yep not gonna drive a truck in inner-city 'straya on roads the same size as in European towns. I see enough of the douchebags that do drive them around where they clearly don’t belong and I already want to wrench all the lug nuts off their wheels. While we’re at it we should introduce a tax based on crash aggressivity and how much of a danger a vehicle poses to other parties in a crash to make people think how socially irresponsible they’re being with their back pocket. And introduce harsher penalties for those who cause injury and fatality while driving said vehicles. Perhaps a congestion fee too for oversized vehicles within the CBD.
Can you tell I hate oversized vehicles?
I didn’t vote for that one because it’s fucking hard to choose.
"Would you rather… (Late-2010s German super saloons edition)
BMW M5 F90 Competition
Mercedes-AMG E63 S
Porsche Panamera Turbo S e-Hybrid
- BMW M5 Competition
- Mercedes-AMG E63 S
- Porsche Panamera Turbo e-Hybrid
I hate oversized vehicles and I can perfectly relate with your feelings about them lol. I hate truckers who think they’re entitled enough to own the roads. But at the same time, there’s something about the Raptor/Velociraptor. I mean that’s a truck that even Jeremy Fucking Clarkson admires. But yeah, I can understand what you’re saying
seems fitting as this just came out…
Would you rather drive:
- 2019 Charger Hellcat widebody
- 1969 Charger R/T
I’ll take classic, 50 year old muscle with all the quirks and headaches just for the sexy muscle car bodies… (as long as I have one modern, reliable commuter car of course)
I’m gonna go for modern here!
Besides I don’t want any confederate flag on my car
BMW too overpriced to be worth driving
Merc is just UGLY AF
Porsche does not have the uniqueness anymore…
Small Hot Hatches
Ford Fiesta 1.0 ecoboost ST-line
998cc 3 cylinder engine making 138hp. Average fuel consumption 4.8L/100km. Price is around 17.850€. https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&source=web&cd=&ved=2ahUKEwij9s2Wr-njAhWCCuwKHbCqA3sQzPwBegQIARAC&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.ultimatespecs.com%2Fcar-specs%2FFord%2F110826%2FFord-Fiesta-8-10-EcoBoost-140HP-ST-Line.html&psig=AOvVaw3xtrN-2CwwNC4HEaJ-XF5b&ust=1565013347863139
Suzuki Swift Sport 1.4
1.4 4 cylinder engine making 138hp. Average fuel consumption 5.6L/100km. Price is around 17.800€. https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&source=web&cd=&ved=2ahUKEwiD6cHkr-njAhUJCuwKHbrICzYQzPwBegQIARAC&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.ultimatespecs.com%2Fcar-specs%2FSuzuki%2F113286%2FSuzuki-Swift-6-14-Boosterjet-Sport.html&psig=AOvVaw2KnYR52tRSRT-rcBXNNWfH&ust=1565013511240881
- Ford Fiesta 1.0 ecoboost ST-line
- Suzuki Swift Sport