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**[size=200]A[/size]**h, Belgium, the land of the European Union, and great chocolate. Neither of those things were the reason Strop liked Belgium, but he liked Belgium nonetheless. Maybe because it was less hyped, maybe because it was underappreciated, because of its complexity, its diversity that reminded him of a more erudite version of what Australia might have been if not for a series of administrations fond of xenophobia, economic shortsightedness, sports over education, and the lowest common denominator. He had to remind himself once more that he was now making race cars for a living, and much of his livelihood and that of all of his colleagues depended in no small part on the Australian fondness for all things sport. So maybe he should just stop thinking for a little while and soak in the relative peace.

After winding their way through the maze of the streets lined with classic European architecture strewn liberally with federation windows, Roman columns and sandstone reliefs, they finally arrived at their hotel at around ten in the morning, energy flagging and wanting very much to get out of the car and just get some sleep. This was a messed up sleep schedule well beyond jet lag, it was more like travel fatigue, and surely everybody would be feeling some of it, not least the cars.

Speaking of which, that was a matter that needed attending to first. Hannah groaned as she faced the prospect of hauling the block out and resealing the Peapod’s intercooler hose without the help of Tesla, who had either gone cavorting off on one of her horizontal escapades (not that they were necessarily horizontal but oh god nobody wanted to think of that), or taken one for the team, depending on how they wanted to look at it. She went to look for her alternative, Kai, but Kai had already forseen this and was nowhere to be found. “Fuck it,” she declared to nobody in particular, “I’m going to have breakfast twice today,” and in an instant, the rest of the team had formed around her, agreeing on what a fine idea it was, and since all the signs were in French, Strop should take charge.

Breakfast turned into brunch, which turned into a prolonged stroll around the city. It wasn’t until nearly two o’clock in the afternoon, that they returned to the hotel to plan their next course of action. Just as they arrived, a dark, unmarked Peugeot 408 with tinted windows and a flashing blue light popped on the roof pulled up next to them. With all the flair of a spooked horse, Strop jumped into a defensive stance, only to pull back sheepishly when the door opened and Tesla lurched out.

“Au revoir!” she shouted as the car drove off, and a trio of black paws could be seen waving from the window. Then she turned around and did a double-take as she realised the entire Gryphon Gear crew was staring at her. “Oh, hi guys.”

“Looks like you learnt a new phrase,” Strop smirked.

“That was quick,” Hannah remarked, arms folded, one eyebrow raised.

With a wink, Tesla held a finger to her lips. “I’m not allowed to tell you what happened, secret police business!” Everybody looked vaguely horrified, and Sam looked equal parts relieved and jealous. Tesla, this time sober as she saw everybody’s reactions, spread her arms out. “C’mon guys, where’s the love? I totally cut it short because we have to fix Peapod before the next race, right?”

“Oh Tesla I love you forever,” Hannah blurted out and promptly hugged Tesla, who yipped in surprise, tail furiously wagging about. “I was totally going to have a go at you about being a total slag but I’ve changed my mind.”

“Totally,” Tesla managed as she was crushed in the surprisingly strong embrace of Hannah’s stubby arms. “This girl’s got priorities.”

“Right, let’s get going then,” Hannah steered Tesla down towards the basement car park, before Sam could get any probing questions in edgeways.


As the afternoon wore on, the exhaustion hit hard, and no sooner had Noah reset the Peapod’s ECU back to its original spec, than they all headed up to their rooms. Everything was to make way for a shower and sleep, though since they only budgeted for three suites, a brief argument broke out over who got to shower first. Several rounds of scissors-paper-rock later, and Strop, Hannah and Noah got first dibs, while Sam went off to raid the bar fridge to add a couple of zeros to the room service bill. Kai, too, seemed to go missing, and after poking her head in each of the rooms, she found him sitting on the outside balcony, huffing on a cigarette.

“’ey, Kai, mind if I join you?” Kai looked up in surprise, but nodded, and they sat there in silence, wisps of smoke floating out over the city street a couple of storeys below.

“Don’t mind me saying, but you’ve been hitting the fags pretty hard lately,” Tesla suddenly said.

“Mmmh?” Kai blinked, before removing the cigarette from his mouth. “I have?”

“Yep.” Tesla sat forward, matching Kai’s slouched posture. “Stressed much?”

Kai sighed, smoke pouring from his mouth. “Eh. Yeah, I guess.” He stubbed the cigarette out on the stone bench, and dumped it in the ashtray. “Everything’s just a bit…” He trailed off.

“Missing your girlfriend?” Kai winced momentarily, but then relaxed a bit, nodding. “Yeah. Nah. Well yeah, but I’m just tired.” He smiled wanly and opened his mouth wide in a yawn, but Tesla was clearly not convinced.

“…Are you crying?”

Kai threw his hands up in irritation. “Why does everybody keep asking me that!?”

Tesla smirked. “We have this game going, see, it’s called Who Can Catch Kai Crying. The winner gets free beer, but Noah refuses to play, says he reckons you’re dead inside. Me, I think it’s because he can’t handle his drink.”

Kai scowled, muttering, “Well, I guess that’s better than Strop asking me if I was jerking off.”

This elicited a chuckle from Tesla, and she draped a conciliatory arm around Kai’s shoulders. “You know, as much of a ditz as he can be sometimes, maybe he’s got a point. You’ve been way too tense this trip. Hell, you’ve been way too tense ever since I met you.”

“Tense? Me?” Kai looked at his fingers, covered in bandaids first from his attempts to do maintenance work on Mephisto with his bare hands, then exacerbated by a week of constantly picking at the cuts, and of course that scrape on his face too.

“Well, I guess… ow! Hey! Getoffa me!”

Kai squirmed as Tesla grabbed his shoulders, kneading them with her paws. “Seriously look at this! You’re wound up tighter than a rattlesnake on a stick!” Discovering his ticklish spots, Tesla dove in with her fingers, and Kai writhed around until Tesla got sick of it and wrapped him in a headlock, which quickly degenerated into a lot of head ruffles and laughter. “There you go! Who’s a good boy! Who’s a good boy? You’re a good boy!”


[size=85]Awesome pictures by Cen.[/size]

“Tesla! Stop it!” Kai gasped between laughter. “That’s just weird, coming from you!”

“Eh, sorry,” Tesla eased up, releasing Kai, whose hair was slightly the worse for wear. “Old habits. But really, what’s eating ya?”

Kai screwed up his face, gears grinding in his head. “Yeah okay. I miss Bianca. It’s all messed up. I thought, well, since she went back to England earlier this year, I haven’t seen her much, and it would be nice to see her again, but now that’s all done, it’s just, even worse than before.” He sighed again. “And I don’t think anybody understands.”

“Ah.” Tesla nodded in recognition. “I can see why you think that.”

“You can?” Kai blinked in surprise again, “But you… seem so…”

“Well excuse you!” Tesla exclaimed in mock indignation. “Just because I have my lifestyle choices doesn’t mean I don’t miss people. We all got family, all over the world, too. And sometimes life and the decisions we make just takes us away from them. That’s never easy.” Tesla nodded to herself.

“But why does it have to feel like this?” Kai stared at his open palms. “It sucks. And Hannah’s got her own family, and Strop doesn’t really seem to care, and Sam, well…”

“Ah, youth.” Tesla mirthfully looked at Kai, before resuming a more serious demeanour. “Kidding. It’s harder when everybody’s in a different place to you. Hannah’s much further along the path, but there were a few years where Boden was overseas. Strop, too. He doesn’t see his girlfriend much, and I think he gets it more than he seems to but he just… doesn’t like to butt in. And Sam, well, I don’t think he’s really found himself, either that, or that’s just him and he’ll never get it.”

“Heh, Sam,” Kai echoed, before shuddering.

“But you know what, that’s the beauty of it. We’re all family, but we’re all different. Because we’re different, even. You know, I do the things I did because I was different from my family, because I wanted to make my own decisions and not simply for the sake of what my pa wanted for me. But now, that I’m here, I only realise just how much I miss them sometimes. Now, though, this has become my family too, because we’re all working together.”

“Yeah,” Kai nodded to himself, then stronger. “Yeah, I get that.”

“So, well obviously I can’t help you with missing your girlfriend and all that,” Tesla poked Kai in the shoulder, “But you’ll feel better if you foster the bonds you have here and now, yeah?”

“Thanks Tesla. I didn’t realise you knew all this stuff, you always seemed to be either drunk or baked.”

“No shit,” Tesla winked. “Some of my greatest insights come when I’m off my tits.” She rose to her feet and made for the doorway back to the hotel suite. “I’m gonna take that shower, after all, I was in such a hurry I didn’t even take one this morning.”

Kai wrinkled his nose. “Way too much info, Tesla.” Then her tail disappeared through the doorway and he was left alone, suddenly reminded once more of his mother just nine hundred kilometres away and a world apart.


“Your boss is going to be furious with your diet.” Sam looked up from his box of chocolate, while Kai sat down next to him. “I don’t think that will be a problem.” He shoved a piece of chocolate into his mouth, muffling his words. “I don’t have a seat for the next season.”

“I’m sorry…”

“It’s alright. I think I got replaced by our rookie. She’s almost as fast around a track as I am, but she is far better at listening to the boss.” Sam shrugged, his gaze growing distant and thoughtful for a moment. Then his face lit up in a smile. “It’s probably good too! There’s so much I haven’t tried or seen yet! It’s just a new adventure waiting for me!” He laughed, that bubbling, contagious laughter of pure optimism, and Kai couldn’t help smiling as well. No matter what, this was why he looked up to Sam. “It’s gonna be great!” Sam finished with a satisfied sigh, and a glance at Kai, before he seemed to remember the fight and ill will, and his face slipped into an annoyed pout when he turned his attention back to the box.

“Hey, Sam…” Kai took a deep breath. “I’m sorry about those things I said. I shouldn’t have. I was just…” He sighed. “I’m sorry.”

Sam had looked up from the box again, his expression saying very little of his thoughts for once. Then he nodded. “I’m sorry too. You clearly love that girl and…” He paused for a moment with a frown. “She seems pretty cool. Besides trying to kick me, but-”

“You deserved that.” Kai added helpfully.

“Yeah.” Sam nodded again, slowly, before lighting up in a wicked grin again. “And I’m so sorry I didn’t hit Mephisto!”

Kai elbowed him, a grin added to his own features as well. “That’s why I’m not apologising for punching you!”

“You should be! You started a fight!”

“I just hit you, you were the one deciding to make it a fight!” Sam gasped dramatically (and put the box aside) before pouncing Kai and putting him in a headlock, all to the sound of Kai cracking up. “You gave me a shiner! Ruining my chances with the ladies, how dare you laugh!” Sam exclaimed, almost breaking into laughter himself. Kai paused his laugh just long enough for him to send Sam a grin. “I don’t think your chances can get worse.”

“Whyyoulittle-” In one smooth motion, he picked up a hotel pillow and slugged Kai with it. Kai responded in kind, and over the next fifteen minutes, there was nothing more than the flinging of pillows, insults and laughter.


It was close to ten in the evening when Strop’s eyes cracked open. At first, in the pitch darkness, he fumbled around disorientated, before he finally remembered where he was, what time it was, and what he was doing.

A rumble and the sensation of a yawning pit in his belly informed him as to the reason he had woken. But the hotel restaurant would be shut, so maybe he should look for some snacks elsewhere. He looked over at the other bed in the room, not even remembering who was sleeping in it, but it was empty. Maybe his roommate was in the same predicament. Another ten hours, and they would start their scheduled session at Spa Francorchamps, meaning probably six hours before they had to head off. Halfway to exiting the room already, he started having second thoughts, should he go back to sleep, or start getting ready? Then again, sleep sounded good, so he stretched out again, and prepared to tuck back in for a few more hours.

He did not expect the “clunk” of his hooves striking something metallic, and the feel of something hard, heavy and cold under him. Surely that wasn’t there when he went to bed? And how come everything felt so… greasy? Confused, he got back out of bed and switched on the light, and his blood ran cold.

Sitting under the covers, amidst streaks of engine oil, was a bent, twisted plate heap of metal, charred and twisted almost beyond recognition. A manifold header. And, clearly inscribed on the side of the header, was the word: HASIRA.

Strop’s screams woke up the entire hotel floor. A few seconds later, the Gryphon Gear crew had scrambled into the room in various states of night dress, wondering what the hell was going on.

“Strop, what the hell is going on?” Noah demanded, hastily shrugged on dressing gown not quite hiding his floral print satin boxers.

Strop had temporarily lost his powers of speech, so he merely pointed a trembling finger to the turbo manifold.

“Is that what I think it is?” Hannah groggily asked, then straightened up rapidly as she realised, “Oh shit, it is.”

“We’re moving. Now,” was the first thing Strop said the moment his speech returned to him. “Call everybody, we’re moving the schedule ahead to ASAP.”

“You sure that’s going to help?” Hannah asked, “Or would it be better to skip ahead?”

“The league is sacrosanct,” Strop declared. “The race must be run at all costs.”

“Right,” Hannah marched off, and everybody scrambled to get their bags packed. Strop was on his phone, dialling the direct line to Jack Cossack. “Jack! You awake? You better be, because things are definitely going to heat up!”


So the race at Spa was scheduled for 8am, but looks like we’re going to move it forward a bit! Buckle up people, and keep your eyes peeled. Who knows what will happen, and when.

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Oh boy… Stroppy looks like you have enemies…

Now, HighOctaneLove, tell me you got that reference!!!

Oh look. A GodFather reference. That’s adorable.

Jack could not be contacted for some time. He only left a little, encrypted message sent to strop saying “going to straighten out some things - you do not want to get arrested” He was in Brussels, alright, but he tried his best to avoid any of the contestants. He could not be seen with any of them (OR with Gryphon Gear) before he did his stuff. He sneaked into the office of the President of the EU.

“Good Afternoon, Mr. Tusk”

“Ughhhh…I not speak English”

“…Guten Tag, Mr. Tusk”

“Uhhhhh… Ich nicht sprechen Deutsch”

“Oh come on” Jack then began trying to find a common language with the guy, speaking French, Italian, Chinese, Danish, Thai, before he realised Tusk is a fricking moron who would not have any capability to speak any language other then his own. The mod decided to switch to his rusty Polish.

“Więc, widzi pan Przewodniczący. Należę do…organizacji, która…której…znajomości doprowadziły pana na ten urząd” (You see, Mr President. I belong to…an organisation, which…whose…connections led you to your position)

“Tia? Jaką pan masz sprawę” (Ya? What business have you got?)

“Wejdziesz na jakąś…jakieś propagandowe coś do głównego…komi…belgijskiego komisariatu policji i wepniesz to do ich komputera” (You will go to…propaganda something at the main…pol…Belgian police department and plug this into their computer) And Jack handed Donald Tusk a USB device

“Przecież to niezgodne z prawem, panie!” (But it’s not compliant with the law, man!)

“Pańskie przekręty, na które mam…dowody, o tutaj, też nie są, i jakoś pan dał radę je zrobić” (Your scams, for which I have…evidence here, aren’t compliant either, but you managed to do them)

“OK, OK, zrobię to. Znajdź mi tylko tłumacza” (OK, OK, I’ll do it. Just find me a translator)

“Już mam jednego. Roland, chodź tu…” (I’ve got one already.) “Roland, Respond!”

“Jokes about my new name were funny the first one hundred of times” Tall guy came to the office as well. You could see his banhammer, with its head shaped like a Vivaro.

“Mówi i po niemiecku, i po angielsku, i po polsku. Dacie radę” (He speaks German, and English, and Polish. You’ll do well)

And so Donald and Roland did their job. An hour later, Jack was already deleting the European Arrest Warrants from the EU systems, on him, on some of the contestants, on the Gryphon Gear. How did they work it out so easily? And then it hit him. Then he confirmed his suspicions after making some calls After he was done, he got to the Gryphon Gear guys.

“Hey, can you believe? Those frenchies actually connected the Le Mans incident with the BSLL, and then somehow found out about our performance in Top Gear and got our names from the footage they’ve obtained. Shit, guys, we actually had our names on EU arrest warrant. Our hackers dealt with the threat though” Then he noticed they were obviously in a hurry, and weren’t any more relieved after he assured he fixed the problem. “Hey, what happened” and then he saw the manifold. “Oh.”

[Ooc] Good job, taking care of the problem strop didn’t know we had :stuck_out_tongue:

[ooc] The last bit was a Godfather reference ( I worked this out before seeing VosNox’s post) but the second section had a feeling of Footloose about it, not anything clarifiable, but a feeling nonetheless… :smiley:

In which half the crew understand the gravity of the situation, and the other half are still on a sugar high

**[size=200]I[/size]**t was the road through Utah all over again, as through the darkness, grim faces lit by the glow of the displays hovered over dashboards as the wheels rushed over the highway tarmac. Happily, Jack and the mod squad had somehow eased the problem the Barely Street Legal League didn’t even know it had, but that left the problem of the crazy supercops who had presumably tracked them down and left them a nasty love letter, poised to strike at any moment.

In the Peapod, Strop, the specific recipient of the love letter, looked especially pinched as his head overflowed with thoughts and ramifications. Could it be anybody else? Who else would know of the Hasira? And if they did, who would bother to break into his room and place an engine header in his bed while he was sleeping? More importantly, how did he not notice? Was he that un-ninja, or did somebody slip something in his drink? And íf they were out to get him and the BSLL, then why didn’t they just do it then and there? He wouldn’t have put it past them to be sadistic enough to spook them and leave them a message as if to say that they could strike at any given moment. Which means that whoever it was could track them with ease, but Jack already said that the inside of the transit van that Vos had gifted them was squeaky clean. Was somebody else being tracked? But if it was somebody else who was being tracked, then how would they know to find them in their hotel and go to their specific room? Just how much reach did they have to be able to do all this and for Waxwell to be unable to get any real details?

Ears swivelled superfluously as he strained to discern the activity on the radio channel, only to hear the overriding strains of boisterous and slightly-off-tune song.

“At first I was afraid, I was petrified,
Kept thinking I could never live-“ The doggish warbling was so overwrought it caused feedback to blow through the speaker of the walkie-talkie.

“Tesla, would you STOP THAT?” Hannah, looking similarly anxious, snapped at her, hands clenching at the wheel. “You’re ruining the tone of the evening.” She added.

“Hannah, don’t-,” Tesla turned to Hannah and started belting directly into her ears, “STOP ME NOWWWWWW!” Causing Noah, who was wearing his eyepatch, trying to get some beauty sleep, to wince.

“’cause I’m having a good time,” Sam added in the background.

“Seriously, what the hell is wrong with you people!” Hannah pleaded.

“We were up all afternoon watching B-grade European movies!” Tesla replied, as if that explained anything.

“And playing movie bingo!” Kai radioed in.

“And drinking hot chocolate with marshmallows!” Finally Sam said something that might offer some insight into their hyper state. “LOTS of marshmallows.”

“I thought we cut you off the sugar, Sam,” Hannah muttered.

“WHATEVA, I DO WHAT I WANT!” Sam shouted down the radio.

“Really? Come on guys,” Strop butt in. “Can we at least keep the radio waves clear? We’re on the lookout for trouble here, in case you forgot.”

“IF WE ZIG ZAG, THEY CAN’T CATCH US.”

“IF WE DRIVE THROUGH WATER, THEY WILL LOSE THE SCENT.”

“IF WE PLAY DEAD, THEY WILL LOSE INTEREST.”

“Seriously, you guys are fucking morons,” Strop groaned. “Don’t you know none of those things work? Especially not against some psycho supercop…” he grumbled.

“A supercop? Just give ‘em the old razzle dazzle, razzle dazzle ‘em-“ Sam broke out into off-tune song again.

“Not now!” Hannah snapped. “If you want to sing, save it for AFTER we get through this. If we get through this.”

“Oh. Okay,” Tesla subsided, but couldn’t keep still for more than five seconds, before picking up the walkie talkie again. “Hey, Kai, I spy with my little eye, something that is green.”

“Is it… Peapod?” Kai guessed.

“Mmmmm… yes! Your turn!”

Kai hmmed. “Hmm. I spy with my little eye, something with one extra horsepower in it.”

Sam piped up, “Oh, oh, I know! Peapod!”

“Aaaaaand… correct! Your turn Sam!”

Sam pondered. “I spy with my little eye… something shaped like a cheese wedge.”

“Oh, oh I know!” Tesla woofed, “Peapod!”

“Oh my god guys.” Strop moaned.

“Rrrrrrright!” Sam called. “Take it away Tesla!”

“I spy with my little eye… something that seats one Stroppy Strop.”

“Okay seriously guys, stop that.”

“Stroppy Strop, Stroppy Strop!” Tesla chanted.

“Come on, Stroppy Strop, let’s go to Candy Mountain!” Sam sang in falsetto.

“You’re a bogan boofhead race driver, Sam,” Strop complained. “How do you even know the internet?”

“Shun the disbeliever!” Sam shot back, followed by a trio chorus of: “Shunnnnnnnn!”

And so it went, for the next hour along the highway, only, five minutes later, they all decided to switch to singing the Song That Never Ends. And then Kai decided to teach them how it went in Danish, and pretty soon, the radio waves were filled with them belting out, “"HER ER EN SANG DER KAN DRIVE DIG TIL VANVID HER ER EN SANG DER KAN DRIVE DIG TIL VANVID HER ER EN SANG DER KAN DRIVE DIG TIL VANVID HER ER EN SANG DER KAN DRIVE DIG TIL VANVID HER ER EN SANG DER KAN DRIVE DIG TIL VANVID…” for the entire remainder of the leg.

While Hannah resisted the temptation to punch Hannah with the patience of a saint, Noah rolled over with the face of one who had come down with a rather nasty case of gallstones. Clutching his paws to his ears, all he had to say was: “Oh fuck me.”


At long last, the Danish song that never ended, did end as they pulled into Spa. On one hand, that was ninety minutes of radio torture. On the other hand, it somehow did pass the time, and better yet, they hadn’t been arrested or shot. But being about six hours early for their booking, obviously, Spa Francorchamps was closed. Being surprisingly scantily secured, it was not a difficult matter to sneak all two dozen odd cars onto the track and quickly set up under the cover of darkness.

In Parc Ferme, Strop watched as everybody moved hastily, scanning the horizon for any signs of trouble, but uselessly, since they were surrounded by the tall pines of Northern European forest.

There was a nudge on his shoulder. Strop whipped his head around, to see Kai standing there. “Hey, it’s going to be fine.”

Strop went into a fit: “How can you say that! Everything’s going crazy, like, way crazier than I expected! There’s just so much chaos…” he shivered as his thoughts went back to the Hasira manifold.

Kai smirked, that cocky smirk that always came on when he was in over his head, like the devil may care, and wearing his now somewhat tattered and scratched Mephisto jacket, framed by the moonlight, somehow, he looked the part. “Heh, chaos. Aren’t you forgetting? We are Gryphon Gear, we are the masters of chaos.” He held up a finger to pre-emptively silence a Strop protest: “Besides! If this was a movie, we would be the heroes, and the heroes always come out fine in the end.”

Bemused, Strop stared at him. “So is that why you got arrested back at-“

“Alright. Shut up. Maybe I’m not the hero, but you, you probably are.” He shrugged with a grin. “And if we land in the shit, Dan will bail us out. Probably. Most of us. I do get the feeling that she’d want some of us to learn a lesson first…” he trailed off.

Strop sighed, still weighed down by uncertainty and trepidation. “Are these even real police? Do we know what we’re up against? What if they’re not actually trying to arrest us, and they just want to take us out?”

In a display of somewhat unfounded faith, Kai pointed to the sky facetiously. “We pray to a higher power. And that higher power is Dan. She always finds a way. And besides, we have protection, and we got each other’s back. This is a league, after all. Isn’t that right, Sam!?” The last part he shouted over his shoulder, looking for confirmation from Sam, who moments later looked confused as to what exactly he just agreed to.

“See? We’ll be fine.”


NEXT UP: RACE SEVEN!

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the plot thickens… we’ve got a certified storyteller here

[OOC] Sorry for the significant absence from the events since England. The surgery, recovery, and starting a new job (20 hour day yesterday…wtf?) are taking a toll on me and my health. I will try to finish this, but as with last time, it may get cut short if I start feeling worse. At least I have my laptop this time!

[BIC] Kristina toiled over the previous weeks events in her Suite at Huatian Chinagora, a Chinese Hotel at the fork of the Seine and the Marne on the South East side of Paris in Alfortville. The room was comforting, although she generally preferred the decorations of the Japanese over the Chinese. The view was amazing, however, and she could find solace in staring out the window to watch the large and small boats navigating the rivers outside.

Her car was not doing as well as she had hoped, but she wasn’t in dead last, so there was that in her favor. On the upside, she was in 4th for Crazy Wheels, which was really the point of the chassis/engine configuration anyway. She really should have figured out a way to narrow the rear end to accommodate wider tires! As she ate breakfast, her phone rang. It was her friend, Lori Dark, a guru of all things underground. “Hello?”

“Kristina, there has been chatter on the internet again about your participation in this BSLL escapade. It mentioned you by name this time, along with several others, and they included footage from Salt Lake City, Tulsa, Dunsfold, and Le Mans? I think you should get back here and forget about this madness!” Lori was a bit of a conspiracy nut at times. When she had first met her, she lived in the basement of an apartment building next to the boiler, citing she didn’t like windows. She was a top notch security specialist who ran white and grey pen testing for a living. She trusted almost nobody. In fact, it was because of Lori, she had started using an encrypted cellular phone.

“Lori, are you wearing your tinfoil hat again?” An unintelligible shrieking came from the other end as Lori reacted. “Sweetie, it is going to be fine. There’s nothing illegal about my car. I’m not smuggling contraband or trafficking humans, nothing shady at all. This whole thing is on the up and up.” Lori never stopped her shrieking, but did eventually start to calm down. Ok, she didn’t calm down so much, but her screaming became understandable at least.

“Kris, I know you love the danger element, but there’s a line…isn’t there? These guys are talking about super-cops with military hardware so secret the public doesn’t even know about it. It’s rumored they have a supercar capable of 250 mph and uses EMP devices! These are Grade-A hellions who go by the name “Black and Decker”. The rumor is they belong to some sort of elite “World Police” organization sanctioned by NATO or the UN, or something like a NWO or Illuminati? It’s not very clear exactly who, but I think you might be in real danger.”

“OK, Lori, I will keep alert and try to avoid them. Thanks for letting me know. Keep me updated, if you find anything else out.” As she hung up the phone, she considered the madness outside of Salt Lake City. She had not seen any activity since that night, but she had been pretty sure something was on to the group. Where did this footage come from? Had they been watched the entire time? While the news was a bit disturbing, she shook it off and finished her breakfast before going on a walk along the Seine.

She had never been to Paris before. It certainly was not a car-friendly city, but it was certainly rich with history. Maybe after Germany she would come back for a vacation here and do some of the “tourist” things everybody back home raved on and on about. In the distance, she could see the Eiffel Tower, rising high above the city. It was a sight, to say the least, even from this distance. For now, there was no time. She had to be in Francorchamps by nightfall, and there was no telling how long it would take to make the “5 hour drive” in traffic.

As she drove down the French highways, she remained on high alert, constantly checking the mirrors for any sign of unwanted chaos. She made it to Soissons and turned onto E46 through Reims. At Sedan, 6 hours later, she headed north into Belgium. Mayb e she would rethink this whole “Paris vacation” idea. Traffic here was simply awful. It lightened up quite significantly as she crossed the border. She immediately liked Belgium much more than France.

[Ooc]dafuq, a 20 hour day, what job is this!? :open_mouth: at any rate welcome back! We missed you.

On the plus side, round seven results come out tonight!!!

[OOC] Commercial Security Technician…my expertise is in Network Security, but nobody is hiring for it right now. As for the 20 hour day, new to the job, ran into lots of problems, et cetera. It will get better, but working alone there’s nobody to help through the hard parts, so when you get stuck, you are just…stuck! You can’t leave until it is finished, since it is a security system. The store has to have it! I’m also still a little sore from the appendectomy.

**[size=200]A[/size]**nother midnight, another race of questionable legality. And around them, the whispers of the world grew louder, and there was no sign of the long arms that sought to reel them in. At least for now, all was good, and all there was to do was race. The thrill of deadly wheel-to-wheel battle beckoned.

The air carried a touch of dampness to the chill, not enough to make the track wet, but enough to give it a cold sheen and a little shiver down the spine of everybody gazing down the slope at the legendary, the lethal Eau Rouge. The little left kink at the dip followed by the snaking uphill right with bad camber over the cresting left… a corner that had claimed the cars and lives of many a professional driver driving cars not half as powerful and wild as the cars they were going to tackle, all hell for leather. One lap, one shot to get it right, or die trying. And that was just one of the tricky corners they would have to navigate in almost total darkness.
Further up the course, well around the hairpin, facing the empty grandstands, they lined up on the Formula 1 grid. It was going to be an all-out drag race to the hairpin, and then a real squeeze, again in total darkness. It would take some kind of miracle for all of them to make it out unscathed.

All eyes were locked ahead as they sat on the grid, waiting for the start. In front of them, Noah strode out, large green flag in hand, overcoat billowing out as it buffeted through the heavy air. The engines revved as he rose the flag.
Then he swung it down and they were off!

Wheels spun and rear ends slithered around as wearing tyres struggled to find purchase on the tarmac. But it was race grade road with excellent drainage, and surely, the cars squatted down and started to take off. In the front row, this time, the Mephisto had pole over the Thanatos Estate, and their all-wheel drive power shot them well in front, locked in unflinching Mexican standoff while La Source closed on them. Behind them, the all-wheel drive and mid-engined cars had the advantage, piling up upon each other to leapfrog the rear wheel drive cars and the one front-wheel drive car left anywhere near the front of the pack. In Peapod, cars passed Strop left and right, jockeying for track position at the hairpin, bunching up and almost causing a domino effect as they all slowed to take the hairpin. In threes and fours they lined up side by side, the lines intersecting and weaving, and even rubbing against each other in a million dollar game of bumper cars. The lighter cars naturally found their way to the inside, forcing the heavier cars outside, sliding over the kerb and pushing ultra wide lines well beyond the course as they struggled to pick up speed while turning.

While Mephisto and the Thanatos Estate emerged side by side, the Thanatos having the luxury of slipping in the underhooks to gain the inside line, directly behind was a mess. It was impossible to tell between Sleipnir and the Gemina, with the Yacare Ultra pushing wider and with more speed. Enry’s Achernar was battling it out with the SD-01R and, on the extreme outside, the even more overpowered Griffin, with the Mutant constantly sandwiched in between, the mystery Italian driver spouting curses at everybody and nobody in particular all the while. Behind them, Strop did his best to hug the inside, to avoid being wiped out by the rear wheel drives, tailgates swinging out as they drifted around the hairpin, tucked into each other’s doors. Struggling with the tyres and turbo, Kristina in the E30 LS7 M couldn’t find the traction point, understeering with the front just as badly as the rear was oversteering, carving a total mess of the line and remaining frustratingly stuck behind the really not-so-Elegance DA, whose line was neater but rather undynamic thanks to the ultra-long wheelbase. So much for not short-shifting, let alone catching up with the ultra-wheel shredding front wheel drive cars that had taken their natural spot behind all the rear-wheel drives. Jack Cossack, too, had similar issues, but fared somewhat better than the permanently pickled 8bs in his Testis.

Then it was the long downhill, and the line of cars picked up momentum heading towards the most terrifying three seconds of their life yet. Two hundred, two hundred and fifty, the cars in the lead, the most powerful cars to ever race the track by a long margin, had to brake hard from over two hundred miles an hour. Kai eased off, letting the Thanatos Estate through as, glued to the road, it blasted away over the crest and up the straight. Unintentionally, the slower speed let Sleipnir through too, and the impression of Sam’s smirk as he screamed by over the crest, wheels slipping and sliding as the grip weakened, but car staying true. Behind, with a small gap, the GTX screeched through, its track balance affording it a significant advantage, whilst the ULTRA X skittered and understeered, Seba having to apply the brakes even going over the crest to get some weight on the front wheels to prevent the car from shooting straight into the barriers and certain death, letting the Debrauna through, and funnily enough, the wedge shaped hatchback of the Peapod. Strop had driven the course hundreds of times in simulators, but none of them could compare to the real thing as his guts were wrenched this way and that, plunging in blind and hauling at the wheel, hoping that the extra traction on the dip at entry would counteract the rear end inevitably floating as he exited.

Behind them, the second pack containing all the rear wheel drive cars rushed through, still too close to call as the cloud jostled for position even through Eau Rouge. Wheels jumped as they skipped over kerbs, sending sharp jolts through the cabin and white knuckles involuntarily tightening on the wheels. Stuck in the middle of it all, Tom was a mask of pure concentration as he found himself wedged fast between six cars on all sides, tails sliding out once more, pure instinct catching the wheels and dialing in opposite lock to drift over the crest.

Straightening up, it was another all-out drag race along Kemmel to Les Combes. Picking up speed, Mephisto quickly blew by as it matched the pace of the Thanatos, then exceeded it, screaming down the straight faster than an F1 car. Having lost the momentum, the ULTRA X clawed back the lost ground, but wasn’t quite able to catch up to the Gemina, which drew away from the Debrauna, which was in turn barely able to hold pace with Sleipnir, just a set of tiny dots a good hundred meters ahead. There was even more movement in the middle pack, as the croc driving The Hulk patiently lurked until it hit its stride, then blasted off, blasting by the Emperion and RB-02 like they were sitting still. But too soon, Les Combes was upon them and a sea of red lights lit up as everybody struggled to brake.

Les Combes was a deceptively tight, bumpy weaving S with slippery kerbs, favouring the cars glued to the road like the Thanatos Estate, which easily took the lead back from the Mephisto, and the Debrauna, and Peapod, who were locked in battle, until Strop took his extra confidence in the direction of his front wheels and snuck from the outside line of the right hander to the inside line on the left, taking track position for the loosening right hander of Malmedy, shooting towards the descending, blind arena of Rivage, a corner most notorious for understeer, even more so in the wet, and in the pitch black, an utterly terrifying prospect of feathering the throttle and hoping and praying that the front semi-slicks didn’t let go and cannon them into the sand trap and the barriers beyond.

In the technical sections, cars formed a straggling line, as bumper to bumper they raced. The SD-01R, the older all-wheel drive with a good balance for the faster and the technical, drew ahead of the rawer Achernar X90, which in turn led the Griffin, in many ways its partner in performance but heavier and less wieldy, so it hung on doggedly, gaping maw hungering after the smaller hatchback. The surprise package in the tighter bends was the reborn RB-02, the horrendous brakes issue being fixed, it proved itself very handy in the tighter bends, steering with pinpoint precision even where it couldn’t get the power down without any driving aids. Duelling the Emperion through the corners, it rapidly repassed the lumbering Hulk, who hogged the road, traffic bunching up behind, starting with the Brimstone, then the Annihilator, Infernalis and the Leeroy Lunatic, sparks flying as the latter’s ultra-low ride height hindered it, undertray scraping over each bump.

Tyres squealed and lines ran wide through Rivage, each car teetering on the edge of traction and slip at a hundred kilometres an hour, bodies jumping about over the uneven road surface. A spray of mist shot up every time the cars jinked back over the left kink after the about turn, following the traditionally wide line that took the right wheels over the grass. Guts churned as Pouhon, yet another loosening descending corner, a tricky double apex with much greater speed, approached. The drivers hung on through forces greater than one and a half g, even approaching two and a half in the smaller cars. Tyres and drivers screamed in unison as the kerbs loomed and lines wavered, the race at the front very tight as the Mephisto hung onto the Thanatos Estate, but Sleipnir, having disposed of the GTX once and for all, closed in with much greater speed.

The battle between Peapod and the Debrauna continued through Fagnes. Strop remembered to keep a smooth middle line through the right right and the loosening left, but the smoothness of the handling of the Debrauna kept it in front, only to be reeled back as it had to brake into the slightly tighter Stavelot. Seizing the opportunity, Strop pushed in on the inside, accidentally-on-purpose applying too much throttle and running wide, forcing the road closed and sealing his position… for now.

Compared to the hectic turns and footwork of the previous sector, the fast section through Blanchimont almost seemed like an opportunity to relax, but with the blind corners and the devilish cambered kink of Blanchimont itself, the ease was deceptive. As the drivers negotiated the terms of their continued travel with their hands and feet, they battled each other for position as speed became king once more, yet speed only insofar as there was traction. The Thanatos Estate excelled, drawing a little further away, as Sleipnir caught Mephisto, and the two started weaving over the road, fighting for the track position. Through Blanchimont they screamed, wheels skipping over the inside kerb and skittering to the outside, Sleipnir glued to the tail of Mephisto, just waiting for the one final chance to pass at the chicane. The cars had all bunched up now, due to the discrepancies in speed, and directly behind, the Gemina had managed to get away slightly from the Debrauna, which in turn was trying to shake a strangely persistent Peapod, which was trying to keep ahead of the faster SD-01 R. Just behind, the ULTRA X used its superior speed to carve through the corner, but couldn’t find as much traction, so was being hauled in by the dogged performance of the Achernar X90, all that time haunted by the Griffin. Just in time for the kink, the Emperion made its move on the RB-02, and they went in side by side, but the slightly superior speed of the Emperion gave it the nose, leaving the RB-02 in the clutches of the aggressive Mutant.

Further back, the faster smoother sections were a chance for the E30 LS7 M to stretch its legs, and in a strange twist to the racing, it managed to get the upper hand over the balanced, but heavier Vindicator. The turbos whistled as Kristina lifted ever so slightly, taking the Vindicator on the inside as the Vindicator, great in dynamics, but lacking downforce, was pushed wide. A second and a half later, a much improved Kodiak barrelled through, body swaying and creaking as it threatened to understeer like a brick skimming over water.

The hairpin was the great equaliser, and many leads vanished into nothing, cars moving up on the inside, the outside, trying to find every which way through the tires that might give them better position. It was here that Sam mad his move, lining his car up on the rear left quarterpanel of Mephisto. As Mephisto entered the corner, Sam pushed up on the left, stealing the inside line on the exit and cutting Kai off, forcing Kai past the kerb and onto the shoulder, costing him precious tenths while the Thanatos Estate roared to an easy victory, handing second, and the victory of this round’s rivalry, to Sam. Three seconds adrift, the Gemina, with its better top end performance, pushed the advantage past Blanchimont, then used its MR balance to keep it steady through the hairpins to hold of the Debrauna. The natural understeer of the FF drivetrain with the ridiculous turbo boost thrwarted Strop’s attempts to pass, meanwhile, and so he was left behind in sixth, just as the SD-01R, being heavier and lacking a specific relative strength, never got close enough to strike.

Another three seconds adrift, and there was an intense running battle as a whole stream of cars that formed the middle pack swung through the hairpins. Despite its weakness in the slower sections, the ULTRA X led all the way, even with its slower exit, the Achernar X90 came within three tenths but was just pipped to the line. Shortly after, the Griffin, having stayed on the tail of the Achernar most of the way, finished in the same position. A second later, the tightness of the hairpin proved crucial for the short wheelbase of the RB-02, able to tighten up and get the jump on the Emperion, barely able to keep it in its mirrors at the post. Meanwhile, the swap in spot almost left the door open for the Mutant to come through, but there was not enough room. In fact, the Mutant was lucky not to be caught up behind the Hulk, which had enjoyed a brief moment of advantage in the fast back section, but bunched traffic up again while it lumbered through the hairpins. Tom had a sudden flashback to round two, but this time, the tailgate of the Cadillac was so long that there was simply no way through, and once it had straightened up, the all-wheel drive of the heavily modified car was good for two tenths of a second. Immediately behind, another battle broke out between the Annihilator and Infernalis, which somehow squeezed into the hairpin side by side, but again, it was the all-wheel drive that handed the next position to the Annihilator. Preying on their ongoing battle was the drift machine Lunatic, but unfortunately the slowness of the hairpins played against the Lunatic’s natural strengths, and it took too long to gain traction and meaningful velocity down the final straight, losing out by two car lengths at the finish line.

Rayyan Balls ‘o’ Titanium Rawwat had traded blows with Georgi Truchev most of the race, in fact, most of the tournament. Ruby’s real strength was all out top speed, and had left the HFF coughing up exhaust fumes on the straights. But the superior handling of the HFF came back in the technical sections, and it completely annihilated Ruby in the final hairpin, drawing up a lead and extending it as Ruby struggled to get all fifteen hundred horses through the front wheels. Behind the front wheel drive shenanigans, the Cottam Elegance made its stately, and perhaps relatively sedate way through the final corner to finish, once again, just a little ahead of the absolutely wild and definitely not graceful LS7 M. Niall coaxed his ailing Vindicator through the finish line, nursing a worrying rattle somewhere in the works of the car, just before Vos threw his around the final hairpin, carelessly glancing against the tyres before crossing the line just over three minutes after the race began. The new kid on the block, Jack, was pleased to survive, let alone finish the race, but none was so relieved as 8bs, who, for all of two gears and a ride most exposed to the elements, had somehow managed to cling on to the tail of the pack all the way to the finish line.


The final classification for Race 7: Spa Francorchamps, is as follows:

This time, the win outright, for the right combination of utter speed and cornering, goes to the Thanatos, as opposed to the speed of the Mephisto, or the cornering of Sleipnir.

This round’s bonus points are a little small. Well, at least the first part. I’m only going to tell you the budgets of everybody’s car:

Thus, despite looking like a limo, the cheapest, nastiest car by quite a margin, at less than 1/15th the budget of the most expensive car, is Pleb’s! Damn son, that’s nasty. Speaking of which, how the hell did Ruby end up being so expensive???

Before the next round, you may expect to see a whole bunch more bonus points, and that’s when the standings are going to shift around a LOT. You’ll get to find out how the drivetrains counted, and how the years added up, and from that, you’ll see who won Crazy Wheels! One more race people! But first, get ye to Germany!

FUN STATISTICS:

Number of average maximum decibels of the average scream from each driver through Eau Rouge: 97

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I should have made a much better car. I’m tired of having yo find myself at the bottom of the list.

[ooc] You’re not the only one, and you’ll have an opportunity. It looks as if we’ve already decided there will be another BSLL, which at this stage I’m scheduling for AFTER official Steam release (so most of the final mechanics are nailed down), so that’s at least next Feb. Some have already taken it upon themselves to start strategising and coming up with new cars! Be warned though, due to the changes in game mechanic not least, I don’t know how scoring will work yet.

Fun fact: did you know that between Cen and I, plus the various other contributions, we’ve already written more than an average length novel for this tournament alone?

Finishing in 15th place total, Tom was obviously not very happy about the race. “Damnit, if only that Cadillac wasn’t as wide as the track. But i guess it wouldn’t really matter in the whole scheme of things… My car is too slow…” - “Only compared to the other cars in this competition, though. Compared to pretty much anything else, it’s bloody quick!”, Elena responded. - “Yeah, but this competition is what the car was built for… Shouldn’t have made the compromise by adding weight at the last phase of development, then i would’ve at least scored more Crazy points”, Tom said with a disappointed tone in his voice. - “What, you added weight??!”, Elena couldn’t believe it. - “I did, to improve traction. I should’ve gone all the way with either adding more weight and giving this beast a lot of traction, or keeping the weight low. What i did was just the wrong direction, as this is a competition where the most extreme cars score best. The fastest on one hand, the craziest on the other hand. Everything balanced between the two extremes will not stand a chance.” - “Well, how do you think your chances will be at the Nordschleife, then?”, she asked. - “I really don’t know. It should be better than here though, because the Green Hell is a pretty fast circuit, and i will have better traction there because the car is more stable at high speeds than at low speeds. Combined with the low weight and good cornering g’s, it should be pretty good. But then again, these aren’t normal cars, and i really don’t see how i would be able to deal with the mid-engined cars or the AWD cars, so i don’t have high expectations…” - “Anyway, let’s go to Germany first, have a good rest, and then see how the last race will go. Nobody knows what might happen in the future…”

Keeping the last spot… It’s tough!

Everytime i turn my driving wheel, the car loose some bolts… Everytime i drink, Gin takes more time to knock me out of that…

One last race, time to hang it all out there! To Germany, to the finish line, to the boss showdown and to the pub!

[quote=“strop”][ooc] You’re not the only one, and you’ll have an opportunity. It looks as if we’ve already decided there will be another BSLL, which at this stage I’m scheduling for AFTER official Steam release (so most of the final mechanics are nailed down), so that’s at least next Feb. Some have already taken it upon themselves to start strategising and coming up with new cars! Be warned though, due to the changes in game mechanic not least, I don’t know how scoring will work yet.

Fun fact: did you know that between Cen and I, plus the various other contributions, we’ve already written more than an average length novel for this tournament alone?[/quote]

[ooc] I personally have learnt a lot since I made the car for this competition so I know I can make a better car. I know this because recently I went over the file and with some simple tweaks made the car faster, more reliable and less of a pig to drive… But that’s the benefit of hindsight; it’s always 100% accurate :wink:

I may even try some roleplay next BSLL so I can be part of the action :laughing:

**[size=200]T[/size]**he ticking of hot engines cooling echoed throughout parc fermé. With the police temporarily thrown off the scent by the inexplicable disappearance of the European arrest warrants for the Barely Street Legal League, there were no flashing lights to show up and spoil the afterparty. Only, this time, it was not an afterparty, but Strop had called everybody for a huddle. Previously cowed and paranoid, he now spoke with grim determination.

“Most of you are probably wondering why I called this race at such short notice.” He started. The icy silence that greeted him could have been interpreted as confirmation. “The truth is, the supercop that we ran into in Utah, has tracked us here and knows our exact location.”

There was a small ripple of shock through the crowd, and some of them started murmuring among themselves in disbelief and skepticism. “If you don’t believe me, here is the proof!” Strop threw down the twisted header with HASIRA embossed on it, the metal glinting in the moonlight. Many of the competitors, with their connections and networks, already knew what it was, and confirmed their own suspicions.

"Make of this what you will, but that nobody turned up to arrest us here and now, means to me just one thing: They will come for us at Nordschleife.

"The Green Hell is the mecca of racing, the culmination of our trip. I feel that our persecutors know this, and feel the same way. We have a booking there, for tomorrow, starting at eight in the morning. Doubtless that they already know this too. But I will not change the date or the time, like I did here. This is for racing. This is for honour. We will go, and we will run through whatever it is that tries to stop us.

“But make no mistake! The Green Hell is going to be a different kind of Hell. If you do not wish to participate, simply leave and do not show up tomorrow, and you will not be considered a coward or deserter. But if you do come, you had better be prepared for a battle from which you may not emerge.”

He let that hang in the air, thinking, for a moment, about his friends and family, and his partner back in Australia, and not knowing what might happen. Nobody else moved an inch. He clapped his hands, the sound ringing out into the cold air.

“You have thirty hours to prepare yourselves and your cars. Good luck, and godspeed. See you at Nordschleife.”


Still deep under the cover of night, with twenty eight hours to spare, instead of travelling direct to Norschleife, the crew had decamped to a 24 hour motel in Cologne, where currently they sat blearily under the glow and buzz of the flourescent lights in the recreation room while waiting. Come morning, they would perform the final maintenance on their cars, but first, they had to figure out how they were going to prepare for the inevitable showdown.

Kai, Kai was okay. Tired, yes. Increasingly craving a smoke, sadly yes, but otherwise, he was okay. This was pretty standard as far as the BSLL went, and between the strangely euphoric ride to Spa Francorchamps and the utter absurdity of what they faced now, his spirits had lifted a little. He almost didn’t even care that he had lost the last round to Sam. So he was okay.

Or, at least, doing better than the others.

Tesla, ever effervescent ball of energy, was crashing hard, clearly not anticipating the precipitous nature of her post-sugar crash. She was ready to curl up anywhere and sleep, meaning, in this case, the vinyl bench currently also seating Kai, and was currently gnawing on her cap with a vacant expression, like the little lady manning her upstairs department had gone on holidays.

Sam… Sam had hit rock bottom and then continued through rock bottom into the molten core of earth. The lack of sugar left him feeling hollow and jittery. Worse, the imposed lack of caffeine left him looking like death and possessing the same temperament as a hedgehog in a dryer. Steadfastly refusing to display even a modicum of dignity, he sprawled his dishevelled self all over the couch, whining and glaring at Hannah whenever he saw her. Hannah, for her part, was twiddling her thumbs and fidgeting with a loose thread in the lining of her trousers, studiously ignoring Sam.

Noah, having avoided all the sugary shenanigans in favour for meditation and hipster brew tea, had put his eyepatch back on and decided to go back to sleep until he was needed.

Hands behind back, Strop paced the length of the room, to and fro, to and fro. Nervous energy gnawed away at him, washing over the rest of the room, until finally, Hannah snapped at him: “Would you stop doing that and sit down!?” So he did, trying to look as casual as possible on the couch, but shoulders still tense and fingers continuously clenching and unclenching.

Just then, the door opened, and in strode the mustachioed Luigi-man mod, Jack Cossack. “You called? I came! Bearing gifts!” Out of his backpack, he pulled out several sheets of paper and sprawled them over the table.

“Ah! Jack, good that you made it!” In an instant, Strop was on his feet, and the others stirred slightly into various states of semi-consciousness. “What did you manage to dig up?”

Jack pointed to the various bits and pieces on the table. “First, a detailed map of Nordschleife. I’m sure you are well familiar with the course, but I have marked the exits and potential escape routes. Second, here is the log of the various arrest warrants that have been placed on various members of the Barely Street Legal League, and whom we contacted to overturn them, and finally, here is a dossier on all the information we have collected on this Hasira, and of course, the agents driving them.”

Strop rubbed his eyes. “Could you summarise the dossier for us?”

Jack mumbled a comment about how much effort went into compiling all the information, but replied nonetheless. “In short, given that these agents appear to be moving freely throughout both the US and Europe, it is likely they are from an international law enforcement agency, probably Interpol. This is strengthened by the fact they are likely to be tracking us via satellite.”

“Oh? How?”

“If anybody could identify any of the cars from any incidents involving the police, then it would be a simple matter to reconstruct a 3D image and triangulate the likely trajectory. After all, recently, the French police scored a good visual of Tom’s car, and shortly after a warrant was issued. It took us some work to sort that one out.” He puffed out his chest a little.

Strop frowned. “But then how did they track me down to my specific hotel room?”

Jack nodded, scratching his chin, “Well, yes. I thought about that, and concluded that it was more likely that they have a fix on something a bit more relevant to you.”

“Such as?”

“Such as your new van. Unlike just about every other van in the world, it’s bright red and has wheel arch flares the size of a Liberty Walk bolt-on kit.”

“I bet you Vos had something to do with it!” Strop snarled, pounding a fist into his other palm.

“We still don’t have any proof,” Jack soothed. “Besides, given his relationship with the law, that makes very little sense unless he is just as much in the same boat as the rest of us. Furthermore, what we extrapolated from profiling the HASIRA, is that this is a car with serious power, serious speed, and serious hardware. It was built to go very, very fast, and is being used to specifically catch racers.”

Jack adjusted his hat. “I believe the agents driving this car are motivated by a grudge. They must, on some level, take pride in their racing too. But I agree, that they didn’t move against us at Spa is further proof that they will meet us at Nordschleife. There is little sense in either of us doing anything else. But I cannot abide by this, people who love to race, seeking to impede good racing? The hypocrisy!” he spat.

“Which brings us to the current point,” Strop said. “Suppose they turn up at Nordschleife. How do we stop ourselves from getting hauled off to prison for an eternity?”

“Well, technically, given the lack of warrants in Europe, and the fact we are racing legally at Nordschleife, properly speaking, their powers should not extend so far as to arrest us. Maybe Tom. But not the rest of us. The worst they could do is apply to have us deported if they had any outstanding warrants in the US, which, as far as I am aware, they did not. Though a search on basis of persons of interest did turn up something interesting with your driver.”

“Um,” Kai, sitting quietly on a chair until this point, finally piped up. “Maybe I should mention, somebody put a tracking device on my car while I was being questioned by the TSA.” Seeing the colour drain from Strop’s face, he hastily added, “I totally, er, got rid of it though.” Strop elected not to ask how he chose to dispose of such a device.

“Well, that investigation seemed to be unrelated anyway,” Jack muttered before continuing, “So really, they shouldn’t be able to lawfully arrest us. And hopefully, should the German police be there too, they will see reason.”

“And if the agents do not?” Strop asked.

“Then we have a chase on our hands. Against heavily armed law enforcement.”

Strop straightened up, looking Jack straight in the eye. “I’m gonna need a gun.”


READY UP PEOPLE. Your characters have 30 hours in which to either make a plan, repair your car, or bail on the competition :stuck_out_tongue: Bails will be counted as an absence… but I suspect none of you want to actually do that. So what’s your next move?

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