EPIC RAP BATTLES OF AUTOMATION!
FRANCISMOTORS!
VERSUS!
WIZZYTHAMAN!
BEGIN!
Francismotors:
Hello, I’m back, you thought I was perma-banned?
I’m not. That’s a fact. Now get your cock out of your hand.
I’m the leading name in fantasy motorsports, you better believe it,
Now stop right there, play my game, and most of all, eat my shit.
I’ll never die, Killrob can’t stop me, I’m more powerful than Juno.
Now here’s the mic, have fun, and show me the fragments of English that you know.
Wizzythaman:
Hey you! Stop right there! Host your verse on AutomationHub.
No, I’m serious, people vote on it, it’s like a super secret club.
We have webspace, and servers, and loads of money too.
AutomationHub™ is great, it’s the website for you!
Now let me hop in my Saxo, I really have to skedaddle.
Oh wait, this isn’t an advertisement, it’s a battle!
Francismotors:
Damn right it’s a battle, you German piece of shit,
Us Americans don’t argue with a lousy communist.
Now run back home to World War 1, we beat you,
at Vietnam, Dunkirk, and the Battle of Pegu.
Are you calling us fat? Stupid? Violent? Dumb?
Here’s a cheeseburger, with calories, George W. Bush, and freedom.
You’re as loopy as a Frenchmen during Oktoberfest,
Go back to your Reichtag, keep beating your chest.
Wizzythaman:
I’m Dutch, you Asswanker, they are not the same!
Run your lard butt out of here, your raps are so lame.
FREEZE! I’LL BE RAPJACKING YOUR SWAGGER!
And dancing out of here just like I’m Mick Jagger!
WHO WON?
YOU DECIDE!
WHO’S NEXT?
YOU DON’T DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF AUTOMATION!
pure gold