Hilbert's Car Museum, '05 Twongi 🌾 and some other bullshit

The Polo has developed yet another feature you won’t find even on a Mercedes!

I call it the faux door lock.

This is extremely useful if someone tries to get inside the car by picking the drivers door lock. No matter which way you twist the key, the door won’t open. Unfortunately this does mean that if I want to get inside my own car, I need to hop in through the passenger side. But that’s merely a minor drawback.

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Volkswagen’s security systems are so well engineered, the cars continue to invent new security features decades after they’ve been made and sold!

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Funny you say that because this would happen in freezing temperatures on my Mercedes

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Teehee, I hit pole :smiling_face_with_three_hearts::smiling_face_with_three_hearts::smiling_face_with_three_hearts::smiling_face_with_three_hearts::smiling_face_with_three_hearts:

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I was planning on posting this once I fix it, but then I realized it’s a fog light and it’s illegal to have two rear fog lights in Finland anyway. It’s one of those laws that’s not being enforced like, at all.

So I’ll just keep it like that, probably! Contact me if your car looks to clean. I’ll smash it to pieces!

I can’t find any modern text saying it’s illegal to have more than one and actually the law regulating the necessary lighting components for cars mentions “rear foglight or -lights” (valaisin tai valaisimet). Given how anal the inspection people are it’d be weird if all these modern cars now for who knows how long were let off with nothing for having two foglights.

I recall reading about it.

Not sure if they have since changed it or something.

Probably changed once we joined the EU if not earlier, I found a regulation from 1993 on Finlex mentioning rear foglamps in plural most of the time and one from 1995 also mentioning “rear foglamp or foglamps” as mandatory equipment.


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Me too, me too! I’ve once specifically looked for EU lighting regulations, and happily found some Hella PDF explaining them :grinning_face_with_smiling_eyes:

I had the privilege of studying inspection law theory. That was just as interesting as it sounds. I nearly fell asleep. It didn’t mention anything about having only one rear fog light, to be fair. I’ve just been going with that 80s law. But if there’s no law saying that you can’t have two rear fog lights then it’s probably not illegal.

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Can someone explain that picture to me please? Cause I’ve seen it floating around a lot, and to me it just seems like a bunch of nonsense, is there an overarching joke to it? (I know what Turning Point America is, but not the rest)

It has a bulb in there?

The saying is just a general guiding principle for challenges here.

I have no idea what the car itself is from; I presume someone who tried submitting a meme car once? Or maybe just created as a meme? But the phrase itself has been pretty central to a lot of challenge rule discussions.

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That’s from CSR 115, I believe.

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Great news!

My Polo is about to hit 300k!

Even more great news!

The odometer rolls over at 300k km for some reason, so I now own a 1999 VW Polo with 0km! If anyone wants to buy this rare specimen, that’d be 35 000 euros without taxes. Hit me up.

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They figured you’d have put that poor car out of its misery by this point

Instead of making it go to 999999km they just remove “total” from above 299999km, neat

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Oh that’s why it felt so empty to me. It’s kinda weird for the odo to roll over at 300k, after all the screen is capable of displaying numbers higher than 2. IIRC in a Twingo the odo rolls over at 400k km. Truly funky given that both have electric odometers lmao.

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Today is the day I fix my broken taillight.

I wanted to do clear tape but I couldn’t find any. So I got the next best thing. Plastic.

I also tinted it so it works less.
At some point my friend asked me what the hell I was doing? I told him this is what I call Hilbert Repair. He found it mildly amusing but he is Finnish so that’s like uncontrollable laughter for Americans, I presume.

Peak.

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I left my car alone for 15 seconds and my buddy had managed to straighten my bumper.

He also reattached the license plate, and fixed my taillight fix using a spray bottle cap.

The value of my Polo has quadrupled, now totaling 9,25€

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