Okay: version 2, you buy those bendy tent making sticks and make it an aerodynamic tarp cover
find a good teardrop shape and make sure the rear passenger has a good enough neck to not need to sit up straight
Version 3: Don’t drive in the rain because the road is slippery and I will crash.
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I genuinely think you could pull a youtube career out of this if your humor translates just as well from text to audio-video format
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Oh yeah every now and then I get drunk and try to start a YouTube career.
I have a 15 minute video of me making coffee, but instead of water I put beer in the coffee machine. I also compare myself to Einstein at some point.
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Hi guys I have absolutely 0 bitches and way too high ego.
Yeah so here’s my E46 beemer with no grille and broken front bumper. It gets me bitches and lets everyone know how massive dick I am. Naturally it’s the absolute bare base model with no features whatsoever, 316i.
Tinted taillights for to make sure no one sees you. Also shit bumper and saran wrap window.
It has 375k km and a bunch of cool lights on the dashboard.
The yellow tape is part of the steering wheel, as well as a tribute to my yellow Astra. The previous owner had a good taste in tape.
Now, uhh, there are a couple of issues. Such as the hood not opening and the car leaking coolant. Oops
The window is made of saran wrap. Unfortunately the doors keep locking on their own and the locks are broken.
I’ve already had to break in the car twice. That window is the door. It also has no catalytic converter.
Oh yeah and the rear springs are also shot.
Yeah anyway contact me for
- Financial advise
- Car buying advice
- Car window replacement
- Car window destruction
big thank
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One of the worst, most tasteless modification there is, is tinted taillights. Like — Why? I want to be seen when I’m driving, I might be stupid but I’m not stupid enough to tint my taillights.
These have been bugging me ever since I picked up the car, which is roughly, uhh… Three days.
So! After huffing a bit of paint thinner, I got the great idea to use paint thinner on the taillights!
The “tint” was just spray paint. The stock E46 taillights are beautiful! Why the fuck would you tint them? I love the amber turn signals.
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Duality of man
Flower Twongi
Ratted out BMW
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At least I am in the process of unratting it 
Although I kinda like the loud noise it makes. Hehe, straight pipe go brrrr
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When done right, moderately tinted taillights can look cool (and be perfectly functional). But yeah, not when spray-painted nearly black 
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I’ll have to agree, yeah. A small tint wouldn’t hurt. But I’ll rock the stock look for now.
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I think my 2007 Piaggio Fly has been stolen.
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Does this mean the net value of your collection has gone up or down?
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What value?
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I think the value is in negatives since it lowers the value of my apartment by just being parked outside.
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I’m making it better for you
its in mostly safe hands
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The problem? Beemer leaking coolant.
The solution? Two beers and some packaging tape.
Man, I feel like a professional. Oh wait, I am a professional! Fuck yeah!
The total cost was 23,76€ since I had to buy an entire case of beer. I “borrowed” the tape from my neighbor. I also managed to get hurt while doing this operation, so uhhh… Let’s add one band-aid to the total cost. No more coolant leaking, yay!
I am suspecting this won’t make the warning light go away.
Contact me for beer drinking or coolant leak fixing service.
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Most sober finnish person
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I’m guessing the next post by Hilbert will be about how this repair failed and now their BMW overheated.
Luckily that’s a simple enough fix with some opaque tape
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