How the hell does your oven go to 300 C? Mine barely goes to 230!
Can I contact you for divorce lawyer services
Oh yes sure, I am very affordable and also single.
Hi I’m Hilbert and I’m currently drinking coffee from a wine bottle in my car.
Anyway, I replaced the brakes on the other side, unfortunately the e-brake refused to work after that.
So I gently massaged it until it started working again.
It looks just like the other side.
Here’s chicken and rice that I made, it has my own Spring Sauce
Okay bye, contact me for sauce recipes 
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I got some yoghurt, but they said it was not regular cow yoghurt, but instead it was from a bull. Can I make sauce from that?
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Yeah sure, here’s Hilbert’s Bullshit Yoghurt Sauce
- Add yogurt on to a pan
- Add flour
- Season with salt and pepper
And that’s how you make Hilbert’s Bullshit Yogurt Sauce! Happy to help.
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Thanks, HilGPT.
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@Hilbert have you heard of the Cherrier Tango BeamNG mod? It’s based off of the Renault Twingo
Absolutely, what a magnificent little mod. What’s interesting is that the Tango has blue LCD speedo, whereas the Twingo has green LCD speedo.
I also just want to take a moment to plug my own Twingo recreation from May 2021. The very same car was also entered in the Bad Car Design Challenge, where it finished 10th, out of 17 entries. It was described to be “almost kinda cute like a Twingo.” It’s one of the few older cars of mine that I still like.
I wish we still had the Polo body mod, it was fairly versatile.
And the Twingo lights mod, I liked them, they were cool.
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The fittingly named “loser” body series in Al Rilma is pretty close, unlocks during the 90s
Oh right, I haven’t really tried Al Rilma yet, I didn’t like the new engine designer and went back to stable lol
Byebye Renault
Wheel bearing is shot. The wheel is so loose that you can feel it. Had to get it towed. The insurance guy wasn’t happy about having to tow it over 15km away, but I told the young lad “It’s cheaper for you to tow it than for me to drive it and the wheel to fall off. Then you’ll be paying for the tow and for the car the wheel hits”
He heaved a sigh and I got my tow truck.
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He is get a taxi
how luxury
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So is the Twingo going away, or are you just towing it to the repair shop?
Well the part cost me 21,90€ so I am inclined to change it myself.
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Right, so last night I had to make a difficult choice.
Do I scrap my twingo, or do I install the 21,90€ part.
I did not end up scrapping the twingo.
It was relatively painful and very annoying process
But the end result pleases the eye, like a woman’s body (only applicable if the woman’s body looks good)
As a treat, I decided to wash Miss Twonje
she is now clean now
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My grandpa once bought a Really REALLY nice old Inline 8 Packard with the glowing hood ornament and everything for 50$ (Circa 1960-70). And later on he GAVE it to a junkyard because it needed a fuel pump.
That red Lancer looks clean?
Oh yeah, owned by my friend, we just finished replacing the clutch. Has around 160k km and it’s completely rust free. She brought it back to life after 7 years of sitting in a barn.
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Wow, that looks like it’s in fantastic shape!
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