New pressure plate is in place and holy fuck look at it 
Transmission is cleaned and ready to be put back in the car.
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Lol, that’s almost a moped sized clutch.
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Hilberts hands are just small
Bitch I am 9ft17 tall, my hands are big as FUCK!!!
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not only are your hands small, youre short!
Yes, but only on Tinder.
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My Tinder bio does actually say “I’m three and a half meters tall, I have an old ass French car and keeping it roadworthy feels like a second job.”
Renu update
Transmission is now in place, the transmission oil has been changed so it hopefully doesn’t freeze during winter anymore.
New shit in the suspension.
My pink steering wheel cover had turned into a gray steering wheel cover, so naturally I had to buy a new one.
Twonje
twing twong bing bong
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Brother, I think you need something other than just new tie rods…
It’s (soon) a 20 year old car, it has spent it’s entire life in the nordic winter. Harsh weather conditions and road salt equal rust on the parts. Some bits and bobs may look bit crude but they all work.
Also I have a small hangover
It’s the independence day and I had to get drunk for 107 year old Finland. Cod bless.
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Le Twonje was feeling bit empty so I decided to get new stickers for it! Yaaay!
Now she is gay
Also got pictures of a Twingo on my Twingo.
The strawberry sticker it had used to be my favorite, the car felt so empty after some fucker removed it.
So I got a new one! Hope they’re happy 
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Gay
(PS this isnt an insult, he literally said his car was GAE
Gay! (compliment)
That sticker is disgusting…
…I mean who would be proud of living in Oulu? Smh, degeneracy 
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So! The Twin and Go had inspection today!
Now, because I know you won’t understand shit about that, I put it through Yandex 700 times like an MLC review.
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identification and classification of defects
Malfunctions: brake system, brake power meter operating conditions, (1.2) rear brake, excessive difference in braking force, please check the rear brake:
Clear and see test description, Field View, overview (3.1). Requirements for cleaning and overview of the Test suspension. -
test results
Magnitude deviation -
the last day of the next exam or the final date of the diploma;,
The failure of the car left during the periodic inspection should be fixed as soon as possible and checked on the next 02/03/2025.
The car is canceled after 2.3.2025:
The cost of the security check at this station is 15.00 euros.
Yeah it did not pass the inspection. So I got myself new rear brake shoes and other stuff.
They also did note that there was a “pendant” obstructing the view.
Not disagreeing, but also not taking it off. I need my emotional support pendant.
The other stuff includes a bottle of wine and a Logitech Lift ergonomic mouse. It’s better for your bones or something. Like it’s vertical and stuff.
Contact me for ergonomics services
Any questions?
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Is the decision to cancel the Dingo in anyway motivated by the current political climate?
President Donald Trump will personally fly over here and cancel my car. It’s a sight to see.
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Mouse update
I didn’t know if I was feeling the vertical mouse. It had it’s perks like less strain on my wrist but it takes some time to get used to it. So for comparison, I bought me self a Logitech MX Ergo ball mouse.
My desk rarely has a lot of space and I really like not having to move the mouse. Getting the right cursor speed is bit hard, especially since the mouse itself only has two DPI settings. The snailspeed and the fucking Usain Bolt mode. However I do like how the ball feels, it’s nice to have your hand on balls sometimes. And the mouse is pretty good as well. Most of the ball mouses were too flat, I didn’t want a conventional mouse that just has a ball attached to it, I wanted one of these vertical things.
The tilt on the MX Ergo is 20 degrees. Behind it are some beer cans from the new years eve, I haven’t found a plastic bag where I could put them. Life truly is pain sometimes.
Very nice.
I’ll clean later.
If they made something like this but vertical, I would get one. However since I identify as a 67 year old woman, I don’t like ordering stuff online. Unless they’re car parts. I wonder if I could fix the Twingo with a trackball mouse.
Anyway, since I am a 67 year old retired woman, contact me for gardening services or something.
Any questions?
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The current Renault situation is unfortunate.
Unfortunate in the sense of that I have to do something.
Which I did, I did something!! Woo!!! After removing the brake drum, I was met with unfortunate news.
The cylinder has leaked! My head is spinning, my heart is bleeding. I am crying, but I refuse to show my emotions. I beg for my friend to drive me to the car part store, where we bought new cylinders. You see, I didn’t prepare for this. Before leaving for my long, and scary journey to the car part store, I checked the other brake. The cylinder was leaking, but it was not as bad. However, because I like to take good care of the things I love (except my ex, fuck you dude. I’m better than your new boyfriend. You know it, he knows, we all know it. He has no FUCKING CLUE HOW TO MAKE GOOD NOODLE WOK!!! I MADE THE PERFECT FUCKING NOODLE WOK!!!) So anyway, I bought two new brake cylinders.
This is so cute as well 
That’s the other side. I didn’t do too shit to that side yet, I ran out of time. Back to the other side, the good side.
This is literal fucking porn. If that was a woman (and I wasn’t gay), I would hit that.
Anyway, I made chicken today.
So first of all, cut the chicken into small pieces and season it. I would suggest you put a lot of seasonings, because the chicken will get quite wet. I used lemon pepper and some herb mix I found from the discount bin.
Then I added fresh spinach, I want to have a lot of spinach. If there isn’t enough spinach, it tastes like a man who has lost all of his hopes and dreams.
I like my food cheesy, so I added some grated mozzarella cheese on top.
Then I cut actual mozzarella slices and placed them on top of the bed of spinach. They feel proud.
Then I add tomatoes and season it with a pinch of salt and two pinches of black pepper. Preheat the oven to 300 celsius, or 570 ish fahrenheit. Keep it in there for 15-20 minutes, and once the mozzarella is golden brown, take it out.
The end result should look like this. The mozzarella juices always come out, and the chicken that’s in the bottom is sleeping under a mattress of mozzarella water. I should probably like dry the mozzarella or something, but in my defense, I am lazy. The chicken is easy to underseason so you want to avoid that. This is a fun snack I make when I’m bored, only takes like 30ish minutes or so.
Anyway the Renault got new stickers. Someone removed my “Spread love, not war” sticker, which I find kind of ironic. So I replaced it with these two! Absolute bangers.
Jorking it
For some reason the Love Wins sticker was left alone, weird. I don’t mind, I quite like it. However, I also quite like lemons. Feelin’ zesty!
This has to be my favorite Homer Simpson quote.
Naturally, I had to get it on my car.
Remember the shoddy rear bumper spraypaintjob? I covered parts of it with stickers! Another Philomena Cunk quote, God bless that woman.
And this! This is honestly not even funny, it’s just true. It has 58 fucking horsepower, fuck you expecting? It barely gets to highway speeds on the on-ramp. I usually merge at 80km/h. The limit is 100, but I usually just floor it until I get to 110. Gotta save valuable time. I am in a rush to keep the rat race running. In Finnish we call it the squirrel wheel, or oravanpyörä. Makes much more sense to be honest, because it’s not a race. It’s literally just a wheel and you gotta run as fast as you can in order to keep the wheels of capitalism turning.
Yeah anyway, any questions? Contact me for literally fucking anything at this point. I am descending into madness. The sky is falling.
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MLC 12½ results when?
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