From the company that somehow brought you the āFirkolalaā, Enderjed`s Junkyard presentsā¦ THE GROGLOG
featuringā¦
only a mere 858kg of weight
can be fuelled by the bodily fluids of dead soldiers and low quality fuel
a 2798cc OHC 2V 6 engine
no cyclopes headlights
fenders
incredible reliability
the abstract look of all this companies cars
a towing thing
a adorably small jerry can filled with some totally non stolen vodka
3 previous Jbeam file exclusive prototypes
Otherwise, all entries thus far have not failed! A few front-runners are beginning to emerge, but all so far have had their compromises. Weāll see what comes of it
Three days to deadline give or take a few days, hours or minutes.
Federal Avtozavod, ŠŠøŠŗŃŠ¾Ń ŠŠŗ.II Featuring a powerful eight cylinder engine, four wheel drive and locking differential, range select, and a luxurious 5 millimeters of cloth padding on the seats.
Weāre all using 80 ron (Or at least i assume, you would be disadvantaging yourself otherwise)
Trust me, its a very fine balance of tuning and a bunch of other (non)engine related thingsā¦
Engineered to endure the conditions that a real army endures:
-Mud
-Rain
-Hail
-Snow
-Rockfall
-A war worth fighting for
Specs:
Room for 11 well built soldiers on their way to victory and/or1300 kg of spirit lifting vodka up back
4480 glorious litres of cargo volume
Solid axle suspension tuned for uncomprimised durability and strength
Galvanised steel chassis for ultimate endurance through the path to victory. No petty rust will stop you.
The last thing you need in the heat of a battle is to be let down by a poorly designed motor. So weāve designed a Bulletproof engine optimized for reliability and off road supremacy, while still running on the vodka infused urine of gopnik horses (98 ron can be sparce in the battlefield)
4 wheel drive with locking diff for ultimate off road performance
Full body service for under 55 Daktoz
The power of 74 horses hauling the Semyonovian people to glory
Pre fitted with Specialised Off-road tires, and a spares holster on either side (2)
Fitted with Persktokt special body features, including high impact bumpers, accessability handle kit, high endurance hinge pack and roof mount for optional anti aircraft weaponry
For only 1125 Semyonovian Daktoz
Yes. A small price to pay for victory.
If youāre committed to glory, you canāt settle with peasantry
I used 92 RON. Managed good economy too, higher than 10 mpg by far. 80 RON is a benefit, but itās up to you to identify if the added costs or lower power is a tradeoff youāll take.
I donāt know. Iāve figured out a way to get the mileage, but Iām not getting nearly the horsepower. At 1500 CC, I can easily obtain 51 hp (86 Nm torque) with 14 mpg; shooting efficiency in the foot (going down to 10.1 mpg) only nets me 5 extra hp. I upped it to a 2 liter (1984 cc), and Iām still only at 64 hp (112 Nm torque).
-A man in thick winter clothing and ushanka steps out the vehicle-
āAHHH Privet!
I am here in name of Popas and the great motherland of Russia to inform you that we want to help a fellow comrade in need for cars.
So here we have new military vehicle from Popas: The Moskwa!
It provides everything one needs for quality military scout vehicle.
Big engine made from best russian steel. Some are even made from steel from old submarines!
But da, 88hp with lockable Dif and 4x4 drive.
Also Suspension was designed by best tank engineers, so should not be problem with getting stuck in mud or the blood of capitalist pigs, cyka!
Also we used new unibody construction for this so it should hold a lot of stuff hehe!
Boot is also biiiiggg for many guns and ammo. We even throw a AK-47 in there for you bylat!
Oh yeah, this can fit 5 of your best fighters! Every seat also comes with its own copy of the Manifesto to read while transfer!
So. What not to love about this comrade?ā