MLC3: Oh no, not again

Oh god, it's happening again

MLC3: Oh no, not again.

Presented by lotto.


As you can see, my car is smelly and bad and I need to replace it. And it doesn’t run. And it in fact hasn’t since 2018 because it’s not my car anymore and I got rid of it. so i need a new car

That’s where you come in, make me a new one.

Yes! It's here again! And with more CSS this time!

I thought the poor translation thing is a bit blasé, so perfect* English this time, and even very strict rules!

HOWEVER
As per rule #2 of the official MLC3 rulebook;
  1. Except for rule #3 and #4 (and this rule, if necessary), no rules shall be revealed to anyone aside from the host (lotto) and a select group of possible collaborators at lotto’s discretion.

So there we go, see the rest of the rules below, as well as some cars and other fluff, and happy funnymas or whatever.

THE BRIEF

There is one, and it's pretty strict.

THE RULES

They are also very strict, as you can see below:

  1. Car models and engine families shall be named “MLC3 – [your forum name]”
  2. For the sake of easy comparison, all cars should be set to +5 techpool (TP) in all fields.

SOME CARS

Use these as inspiration maybe? Idk




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SUBMISSIONS

All cars should be sent to me by 2024-04-15T23:59:00Z, via forum DM, with an accompanying ad here in the thread

That’s all, have fun!

And a preemptive fuck you for the garbage I'll inevitably recieve.

Some light listening to set the mood:

*no guarantees of anything approaching even good, I'm Australian after all.
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Uh oh.

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May I propose another inspiration?
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what the hell is this onion lotto :sob:

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the end too

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Probably just so he could add as many layers to the onion. (The /divs, that is)

No but I will add that to the collection of cars there

It’s what the Outspan Mini would be if it promoted green apples and used the platform of a reversed trike.

Do you want another Astra replica but in silver and with duct tape?

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¯\_(ツ)_/¯

BetterDeals HPD Go To Hell


I can’t take it anymore.


This vehicle is very good. Propeller fast yes. Forget gearbox. Only forward and backward.
Also a truck bed in the front. Many uses, it will transport my dead body after this.


Vertical Boxer 6 very innovative. Unbelievable power.
Innovative double cockpit. Plane! Perfect when your girlfriend doesn’t want to talk to you.


Destroys competition. Very innovative. Literally 1984 if binned. Do not touch fan. Win.
Please help.


BetterDeals: Truly a Better Deal.


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oh cool a challenge where making horrible cars is encouraged
i think

Its a hard descision If I troll this or the Challenge of @Djadania

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troll both

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i regret nothing

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH


RAAAAAAAGGGGH

RRREAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGH

RGAHHHHAGGGGGHHH

AAAAAAAAAARGGHH

i’m sorry

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The 2020 Apoapsis Prograde Powersurge

An awesome performance/muscle wagon! Normally this would’ve cost upwards of $80,000 to buy new, but you can buy this used one right now for just $11,500!! Now isn’t THAT a good deal!!

Here’s a photo of it! Get it quick!

All sales are final no exceptions

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2024 MMW Hauler 6500 Megatruck



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Aww herr naw dey dun kedrnepped mah boah! D:

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feeB_denroC_sugniD_.car
HelloHi created


tuugha

[tuomaS: suorahC]
tlus ytib ym ni dnuorb ym ni dnuorg nibekro’ naeb I
foor eht no pu ,yrd ot nius ruoy yaL
sdooW eht hguorht nwod ,rediv eht rednU
tiub ym ni nwoDpihsretaw og I
tlus ytib ym ni dnuorb ym ni dnuorg nibekro’ naeb I
moor ym ni enola gniyd naeb I
sdooW eht hguorht nwod ,rediv eht rednU
tiub ym ni nwoDpihsretaw og I

[.1 esamareS :1 esreV]
egd eht srevi’r taM
dne eht rettib ni ‘eem peeK
egdirB wobniaR eht no ginnuR
negisneirf ruoy morf yttilop on ekat I
yadhidemyrP ekil drows a peek
drihctner epoh ,yldnilfretnu eno eht ekat I
,yppeatnive nevah ylno dna knurd m’I
dne ton t’nac I ,drihctroffo ,draew eht ni emos yhguor nwod I
troP suorerub ym no tenupma fo nwoT
nruG ,ybab ,nruG ,nruG
eviL yratam eS eeS
32$ sa low sa ticket stciket ttegiveL yratameteS eeS
ecaL yugit ,otsel t’ndluoytimmyM ioyreve epyt I yadot eht no mrof ylevaH :1 esreV moc duol yM
[.1 esamareS :suorahC]
tlus ytib ym ni dnuorb ym ni dnuorg nibekro’ naeb I
foor eht no pu ,yrd ot nius ruoy yaL
sdooW eht hguorht nwod ,rediv eht rednU
tiub ym ni nwoDpihsretaw og I
tlus ytib ym ni dnuorb ym ni dnuorg nibekro’ naeb I
moor ym ni enola gniyd naeb I
sdooW eht hguorht nwod ,rediv eht rednU
tiub ym ni nwoDpihsretaw og I

[niatnuoM tsohG :egdirB]
ti rof tiaw t’now ,llaF
tsiartsof eht ni peels ,rekaw-nikS a m 'I
tsaef ,dawn eht ni lliw I ,thgini ehT
peels lanruoC ,wall eht no skcitS
kcatkciw rewopmutanrevO s’kcuoleb aht ,yobraw a m 'I
eniveh nitaevne si gnievah nI

[tuomaS: suorahC]
tlus ytib ym ni dnuorb ym ni dnuorg nibekro’ naeb I
foor eht no pu ,yrd ot nius ruoy yaL
sdooW eht hguorht nwod ,rediv eht rednU
tiub ym ni nwoDpihsretaw og I
tlus ytib ym ni dnuorb ym ni dnuorg nibekro’ naeb I
moor ym ni enola gniyd naeb I
sdooW eht hguorht nwod ,rediv eht rednU
tiub ym ni nwoDpihsretaw og I

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Oh god, it's happening again

(Psst it’s an update)

Turns out I’m gonna be pretty busy next week, likely enough that even if I can work on “reviews” to post nothing will likely come out until the week after anyway, so while I’m not extending the deadline just submit something late if you want to who cares, you’re already getting binned unless you’re a clairvoyant so just submit something late to add to your scorecard of bin reasons.

Although obviously that will only last until I start posting “reviews”, but again, not at all likely for another week.

EDIT: I feel like I should clarify this too outside of the once or twice I’ve mentioned it in Discord, reviews won’t be fast. I have shit planned but a lot of them will take a while to get done. My goal is at least two reviews per week but yeah this isn’t going to be fast to finish, just like MLC2!!

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1972 VW 1302 UTE

So. Making a car for an Australian. What do I know? Not much. I know one thing - that you want all the cars to be utes. As far as I have understood it, an ute is a car where you have cut off the rear half and replaced it with a truck bed. Sorry. Tray, because we are totally not allowed to use normal words. So, we found this mint condition classic car and was going to turn it into an ute. Unfortunately, we found out that the engine would be in the way. So. We had to take a different approach to it. Considering the stunning end results, we must have an IQ level of infinite.


Building this car was hard. We had to sacrifice watching at least three episodes of Paradise Hotel to make this for you. We will be very offended if you are not satisfied. Now we want ice cream, so we don’t have the time to blabber on about this anymore. Enjoy!

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