I’ll make that abundantly clear in that case , as in:
CB:
Team Trinity here, skipping the pizza and moving to the waypoint after this traffic jam asap!
Though it’s a conversation between Matthew and John, alternating.
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TEAM BAKEWELL BOXER
Part 1 : Traffic Jam
the traffic jam was lagged on, but the antics over the cb radio kept the two immensely entertained especially the ‘furries’ who had gotten very into their cosplaying ; )
CB :
Redwood: “Hello people! If anyone is interested in some frinds-making, we can meet up at Beau’s Pizza & Pasta, 124 E 1st St, Cle Elum, WA 98922. Should be about 30 miles down the road from here.”
In Car:
Mandy: “fancy some pizza then eh Connor”
Connor “won’t that make us lose some time?”
“yes but we can also do a bit of scouting for the competition … plus I’ve heard it gets a little pranky on these things so let’s not miss out on the action” Mandy grinned at Connor with the seeds of a plan growing in her eyes “why don’t you find out what’s on the menu in the meantime”
CB:
"you can put us down for a bite to eat, that’ll be a table for two @Elizipeazie " Mandy then released the transmitter
In Car:
Connor: “aaha! I’ve found it here’s what’s on the menu”
Connor then proceeds to ready out the menu
Mandy: " aye nice! keep that tab open for when we get there"
OOC: PM me on discord if you would like to be the subject of some pranking 
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Stage 1
Gran - I went to speak to the organisers and they wouldn’t tell me what was in the box…and I don’t feel comfortable carrying hushed voice…contraband, in the car.
Spanners - Don’t worry Mrs E everytthing will be fi…
WHACK
Spanners - …what the fu…
Gran - DAVID!!!
Spanners - …flippin’ heck was that?
Mopey - A rock has hit the windscreen…it’s got a crack but it’s not serio…oh wait, it’s getting worse. We have a replacement don’t we?
Spanners - Hahahhahahahaha…damn you fate…I couldn’t get a spare in time and a car this age would have been a custom jobby…so no!
Gran - Oh dear…why does the car feel like it’s crabbing?
Spanners - Because the steel I’ve welded in places, although great welds, aren’t in a position to stop the car “flexing”.
Gran - George, I believe you bought a car that may actually kill me…and as it’s a hearse it would be rather apt.
Mopey - Honestly Gran it’s fine. Isn’t it Spanners?
Spanners - Honestly? Erm probably. Anyway, I’ll buy some resin and pour it into the cracks…hopefully that will suffice. After all it can’t get any worse…can it?
Gran - And the squeak?
Spanners - Just the suspension settling in.
Mopey looks at Spanners who shakes his head…
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RK Series Racing; Chapter I.III; Getting the tables set
After recieving numerous replies from other teams and noting the accepting ones, he goes back to the CB radio:
Redwood: [motivated] "RK Series Racing racing here. If i got everyone right i have these teams meeing us at the Pizza place…
He looks down at the list he made and then reads them off one by one.
Team “Buy Skirim”. Very creative name, by the way… Team Stokes, The Thompson Family; Team Eyelashes, Team Less Than Three… Another marvel of originality here. IN A GOOD WAY! And last but not least team Bakewell Boxer.
The handle is handed over and the energetic voice of Redwood
is replaced by the neutral and clear-cut voice of Connor.
Connor: [in the most neutral voice imaginable] “In total, the planned meetup will consist of seventeen people spread over seven different teams. RK Series Racing will try and organize a table seating everyone. Consideing the size and normal traffic at Beau’s Pizza and Pasta, this might not be possible. I will update you on the table reservation progress.”
After the transmission has ended, they set on about reserving seats.
Or… more accurately, Connor does so.
He discovers that Beau’s Pizza and Pasta only has table seating three to five people, though cramming a sixth person on one is not impossible.*
He picks the handle up again:
Connor: “RK Series Racing contacting everyone visiting Beau’s Pizza and Pasta at 124 E 1st St, Cle Elum, WA 98922, USA. The owner is informed of seventeen people showing up within the next three hours. They have tables seating up to five people in regular arrangement. If need arises, a sixth chare can be taken from an unused one. This information is meant to allow everyone visiting to plan ahead and thus avoid unnecessary conflicts for seating.”
Redwood: “Nice! We’ll make friends!”
Tonsom: “Whatever…” [to Connor] “Listen you plastic fucker. You please stay in the car. I don’t want to attract unnecessary attention with you in that restaurant.”
Connor: [without any resisting whatsoever] “Got it.”
OOC:
*I actually looked that place up. They have round tables with seating for 5, maybe six.
note: @VicVictory is it possible to post an arrival time at the reastaurant for those stopping?
EDIT:
@Mythrin need 'ya Discord ID for that
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TEAM COYOTE JIM
Upon hearing everything about pizza on the radio, Coyote decides to tune in.
Coyote Jim: “Hey, would it be too late to ask for two more mediums with cheese? Cheers.”
The things we do for pizza.
@Elizipeazie
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Team Treadkillers
Still in the stand both of them look at the other cars. While Thomas is talking about which car will break first and how, Fynn is focused on getting some nice video shots of the other cars, which isnt his easiest task. He know how to film low sportcars, not towering Semi trucks.
After the rally started, Thomas and Fynn were excited to finally let the ,now called “Boostbucket”, let free on the wide freedom ways of america. It didnt took them long to get stuck with everybody else in the massiv traffic jam.
“Immerhin haben wir jetzt Zeit für das Intro.” Fynn says as he screws in the last cam into the interior trim.
“Also, Du weißt wie das geht. Lächeln, Intro und du selber sein.” (“At least we got time for the intro now. So you know how this works. Smile Intro and then be yourself”)
With a flick the light on the cams start to glow a piercing red.
“Haaaalllooo an unsere Boosters da draußen”, Fynn starts the intro with a perfect Youtuber face.
“Heute auf dem Travel-Channel: Ich und Thomas ; Sag Hallo” Thomas is waving to the cams, “wir sind auf einer Rally von Sea…” “Hello people! If…" (“Hello out there Boosters! Today on your travel channel: Me and Thomas are doing a road rally from Sea…”)
The CB Radio speaks up. With a quick panic motion Fynn tries to turn it off, but also rips on of the cams out of its socket.
“MANN KACKE EH. Jetzt muss ich alles noch mal machen…” (“AHHH FUCK. Now i gotta redo everything”)
Being sleepy and having to deal with that is not really cool. Imma give myself that -1 MRL for that 
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RK Series Racing; Chapter I.IV
Redwood: “Someone else wants to join. Seems to be the Wile E. Coyote clone…”
Tonsom: “YES!” [turns to Connor] “You need to come in as well! The team we want is there as well!”
Connor: [confused due to conflicting orders] “Okay…”
Into CB:
Redwood: “Sure thing! You gotta order youself though. We won’t pay for your food, 'ya know?”
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TRAGGIOGIO'S BIZARRE ADVENTURE: SHITBOX CRUSADERS EP.1: ROAD ROLLER TRAFFIC
The traffic jam was doing no wonders for the team’s morale, particularly DAVID who could not really do much other than man the controls of the van, nicknamed “Giovanna” after Giorno Giovanna and bc it’s a van, but the automatic gearbox was a great decision, as was to pack many, many volumes of manga for the others to read. Chatter from the CB radio was heard in the background, especially the talk of the “furries” which was highly entertaining.
DAVID: “These Thundercats clones are quite comical.”
HARUKI: “I think these might be the furries I hear about so often. They are funny though!”, as he continues reading the service manuals for Konosubaru and Kiaqua vans.
The furry “roleplaying” provided a great source of entertainment. Meanwhile in the back row, Emily and Yuri were talking about their lives ever since they last saw each other.
EMILY: “Being home for such a long time non-stop… I can’t bear it.”
YURI: “That was my life, I spent so long back home I never made friends, never got anything done. I was lucky I didn’t starve and run out of money…”
EMILY: “At least you’re out, and doing what you love.” she spoke, while reading through the manga of Neon Genesis Evangelion, which Yuri only just noticed after staring out at the traffic for so long.
YURI: “Are you reading the manga of Evangelion?”
EMILY: “Indeed.”
YURI: “I remember watching that… it was depressing. It kind of helped me try doing something…”
EMILY: “Want to read it together?”
YURI: “How about it? It might be different to read it now I am outside and doing something with my life…”
[Space reserved for extra interaction!]
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Team Gizzle; Chapter I; Sittin' in Traffic
After initial… disputes on differing opinions, Jayson and Zack have agreed o the topic on women. This is because both members share the same philosophy: Women belong in the kitchen.
meanwhile in the traffic jam
J: Yoo yo sittung in Traffic isn’t terrific but I am here with ma Z he is flaming like he has to pie…
Z: Shut up you little wannabe…
J: okok… chill down… an in full flow at the moment.
Redwood: “Hello people! If anyone is interested in some frinds-making, we can meet up at Beau’s Pizza & Pasta, 124 E 1st St, Cle Elum, WA 98922. Should be about 30 miles down the road from here.” Connor: [not directly speaking into the handle, yet still audible] “Be aware that our destination is a fairly small place. So please don’t invite anybody at once.” Redwood: [to Connor] “Yep.” [back into handle] “Okay. Space apparently is limited. So if anyone is interested, we’ll be there.”
Z: Don’t even think about it. We’ll DEFINITLY NOT gonna stop for Pizza you little Eminem knockoff…
J: First off: you still are not my dad. Second: All good! [smiles] My mom made some sandwiches. [pulls one out of his lunchbox] She’s the best!
Z: Blah blah blah… [snatches the sandwich out of Jaysons hands] Yep. Yo Mamma’s got the hang of it.
J: What exactly do you mean?
Z: [shrugs]
J: [into CB] Yo yo Good luck everybody it will be bloody…
Zack snatches the CB handle as well:
Z: [into CB] What the kid’s tryna say is [burps into the CB handle]
[to Jayson] Now shut up and lemme drive…
Z: Wait a minute… maybe we should head over to that pizza place. Then you can shoe what you are made of.
J: yoo i am out of the best wood, king in my hood… U can count on me bro.
Z: [nods] We’ll see, Kiddo…
to be continued
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Pit Stop US
At Meeting
Nathan: Well that was interesting. What’da think is in the box?
James: I don’t know… this seems all too familiar he thinks to himself…
Charles: Wellya gottalokie at dem beaters we up against!
N: Yeah, and some are quite weird.
C: What’s weird bouta semi? Or dat fancy white racin car?
N: Oh, the characters I was talking about, the cars are all junk.
J: Better watch your mouth around some of them, I don’t think they’re always this friendly. He says with a glare directed toward Nathan
N: ah, Uhh… Moving on, then! …So, you think it’s a pie? referring to the mysterious package
Stuck In Traffic
The car seems to be doing well, though it is a bit loud for a limo. The windows are rolled down most of the time. James is sitting in the far back enjoying his birthday present while Nathan is driving and Charles handles the paper map.
Charles: Hot Damn, that glove box just talked to me!
Nathan Slightly amused: Ha, na I put that in there last night as I heard the other drivers talking about chatting on the CB.
Charles: Oh, so wheres the ol’ ten footer tenne’?
Nathan: This is a modern one, so the antenna is not that long. I stuffed it in the trunk. We should be able to pick up enough chatter with just that.
C: Oh, well see in my da–
Charles: Say, what’s this her “sky rum” they’re’a talkin bout?
Nathan: Oh, that? I think it was a popular game bout 9 maybe 10 years ago? Something to do with dragon slaying and a big world.
Charles: Ya know? Back in my day we didns have des things called video games… he continues into a slight rant about his growing up…
James: Hey, are we going or not?
Nathan: I’m trying my best to get through this jam quickly. It’s not so easy piloting a ship around little cruisers!
James: Yeah, I suppose. It Was your idea though…
Nathan: And don’t complain about it then, cuz you’re the one sitting in the VIP seat.
James chucked at that
Nathan: Hey, should we stop too?
Charles: I’m not peckered for food, I gots my Veggie Chips! He swings back of veggie chips from apparently thin air
James: Oh good grief!
Nathan: WHAT! How did you sneak those foul things on! I double checked your stuff myself!
Charles: He,he. You didn’t double check in my seat though!
Nathan is dumbfounded by this clever trick, and doesn’t speak a word.
James: Hey, isn’t that one of the competitors?
Nathan: Yeah, I think. …Wait… Weren’t they the ones with the gaming console in the back?
James: I don’t know, playbox is it?
Nathan: Maybe they’re the ones who play Skyrim?
Charles: Sky Rum? That video game thing you wers talkin bout?
Nathan: Yeah. We could show you it.
Charles: Nah! Opens bag of veggie chips I’ve gots better stuff to do like me naps… And Veggie Chips!
Nathan and James: Yuck! Gross!
side note: I did not make it clear, but the limo is louder than you would expect. It’s got glasspacks and full length headers, so the true big block V8 can growl. 
aaand be “UNprepared” for smokey burnouts and doughnuts whenever they stop someplace
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Team Rolling Star Update 1:
Marshall: She’s runing like a champ.
Marshall checks the temp gauge
Marshall: So far so good.
Zach: I was a bit unsure, but I think we lucked out. I still say we check the coolant level tonight.
Marshall: Of course. Also check for leaks.
The pair cracks jokes and watches the road in front, occasionally being drawn into the CB chatter.
Zach: Skyrim? Man, if only I had a beefier laptop.
Marshall: You do a good amount of gaming on it.
Zach: Yeah, but most of my games are modded to all hell. No way a laptop can run that unless it’s a dedicated gaming one.
Marshall: True.
Zach: Anyway, what’s the plan?
Marshall: I’ll drive for 4 hours, then we swap. Then we can both rest up for the night. We can make a quick stop when we swap to stretch our legs, eat, piss, or whatever.
Zach: Alright.
Zach periodically glances over at the temperature gauge as the 2 continue onward
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Friday, 2PM - 4PM Eastern Time
Legend of Terms:
POI NOTE: I will NOT be pre-warning of upcoming POI points. I will ONLY auto-stop teams for two things: fuel and, when completely exhausted, rest. Anything else you want (including tourist POI, restaurants, premature fuel, rest at any point before complete exhaustion), YOU need to PM me in advance (before I run the time block that you’d complete it in). Also, please don’t map out everything from here to the end in one PM… try to keep it within a couple time blocks. Remember: Tourist POI and sit-down restaurants (not fast food) give bonuses to morale and fatigue, but take some time. Tourist POI also give points to the POI award at the end.
BD: Block Distance. This is the amount of mileage covered during the current 2 hour period.
OD: Overall Distance. This is the total distance that the team has covered since the event started.
FS: Fuel Status. Approximate fuel reading on the vehicle’s fuel gauge.
MRL: Morale modifier
FTG: Fatigue Level
Last Town: Last town of note that was passed (will not include tiny villages)
Next Waypoint: Should be self explanatory.
Weather Condition: Current weather condition at the end of the time block.
Notes: Any notes I have for your team during this time block. Including POI results, car issues, etc.
Friday, 12PM - 2PM
VicVictory:
BD: 134 mi OD: 193 mi FS: 1/4+ MRL: +1 FTG: +1
Last Town: Moses Lake, WA Next Waypoint: Lookout Pass
Weather Condition: 84 degrees, sunny
Notes: Brief construction delay just past Snoqualmie Pass. Moderate traffic delay due to accident in Cle Elum. Waypoint completed: Vantage Bridge.
@SyberRacer :
BD: 24 mi OD: 87 mi FS: 3/8* MRL: -10 FTG: +3
Last Town: Easton, WA Next Waypoint: Vantage Bridge
Weather Condition: 70 degrees, mostly sunny
CRITICAL FAILURE: Driver miscalculated the exit from the highway to Cle Elum, turned too short, and overturned in the median/gore point between the exit and freeway. Left side fuel tank ruptures, cab is severely damaged, both axles are bent. Due to the massive fuel leak (>50 gal), the State Patrol and Dept of Ecology take over the scene and there is no chance for recovery. Driver has superficial injuries.
@Elizipeazie:
BD: 62 mi OD: 122 mi FS: 2/3+ MRL: +4 FTG: +0
Last Town: Ellensburg, WA Next Waypoint: Vantage Bridge
Weather Condition: 78 degrees, sunny, some cross-winds
Notes: Moderate traffic delay due to accident in Cle Elum. Team arrives at pizza parlor in Cle Elum at 2:34pm ET (stay time: 1 hour). At end of time period, team is starting up Ryegrass Hill (VERY long, moderate grade, also has a big wind farm at the top)
@Fayeding_Spray:
BD: 157 mi OD: 219 mi FS: 1/3 MRL: +1 FTG: +3
Last Town: Moses Lake, WA Next Waypoint: Lookout Pass
Weather Condition: 84 degrees, sunny
Notes: Light traffic delay due to accident in Cle Elum. Waypoint completed: Vantage Bridge.
@BannedByAndroid:
BD: 147 mi OD: 208 mi FS: 1/2- MRL: +1 FTG: +2
Last Town: Moses Lake, WA Next Waypoint: Lookout Pass
Weather Condition: 84 degrees, sunny
Notes: Moderate traffic delay due to accident in Cle Elum. Waypoint complete: Vantage Bridge
Ongoing issue: Vehicle is making a clunking noise from the front going over bumpy roads.
@kobacrashi:
BD: 143 mi OD: 205 mi FS: 1/4+ MRL: +1 FTG: +1
Last Town: Moses Lake, WA Next Waypoint: Lookout Pass
Weather Condition: 84 degrees, sunny
Notes: Light traffic delay due to accident in Cle Elum. Waypoint completed: Vantage Bridge
@Madrias:
BD: 159 mi OD: 224 mi FS: REFUEL IN PROGRESS MRL: +1 FTG: +1
Last Town: Ritzville, WA Next Waypoint: Lookout Pass
Weather Condition: 84 degrees, sunny
Notes: Waypoint completed: Vantage Bridge. Team has stopped for fuel in Ritzville, WA, and is just finishing up at the end of the time block.
@yangx2:
BD:146 mi OD: 209 mi FS: 1/4+ MRL: +1 FTG: +3
Last Town: Moses Lake, WA Next Waypoint: Lookout Pass
Weather Condition: 84 degrees, sunny
Notes: Vaypoint completed: Vantage Bridge
@mart1n2005:
BD: 130 mi OD: 190 mi FS: 3/4 MRL: +1 FTG: +1
Last Town: Moses Lake, WA Next Waypoint: Lookout Pass
Weather Condition: 84 degrees, sunny
Notes: Moderate traffic delay due to accident in Cle Elum. Waypoint completed: Vantage Bridge. ISSUE: Car drove over one of the expansion joints on Vantage Bridge awkwardly. Team heard a loud BANG from the rear, and now there is a near constant rattling from the right rear, and the ride is EXTREMELY bouncy.
@Kubboz:
BD: 57 mi OD: 114 mi FS: 1/3+ MRL: +3 FTG: -1
Last Town: Cle Elum, WA Next Waypoint: Vantage, WA
Weather Condition: 78 degrees, mostly sunny, slight cross-wind
Notes: Moderate traffic delay due to accident in Cle Elum. Team has stopped in Cle Elum for pizza, arriving at 2:42pm ET (stay time 1 hour)
@Mikonp7:
BD: 121 mi OD: 182 mi FS: REFUEL IN PROGRESS MRL: +1 FTG: +1
Last Town: Moses Lake, WA Next Waypoint: Lookout Pass
Weather Condition: 84 degrees, sunny
Notes: Moderate traffic delay due to accident in Cle Elum. Fuel low light came on right as team came into Moses Lake, so they have pulled over for fuel. They will finish up in just a couple minutes.
@Centurion_23:
BD: 131 mi OD: 192 mi FS: 1/3 MRL: +1 FTG: +1
Last Town: Moses Lake, WA Next Waypoint: Lookout Pass
Weather Condition: 84 degrees, sunny
Notes: Moderate traffic delay due to accident in Cle Elum. Waypoint completed: Vantage Bridge
@Xepy:
BD: 73 mi OD: 136 mi FS: 3/4- MRL: +3 FTG: +0
Last Town: Ellensburg, WA Next Waypoint: Vantage, WA
Weather Condition: 80 degrees, sunny
Notes: Team arrives at pizza place at 2:21pm ET (stay time 1 hour). Coolant temp gauge is riding a little above normal going over Ryegrass Hill (right at the end of time period).
@Private_Miros:
BD: 129 mi OD: 190 mi FS: 3/4+ MRL: +1 FTG: +1
Last Town: Moses Lake, WA Next Waypoint: Lookout Pass
Weather Condition: 84 degrees, sunny
Notes: Moderate traffic delay due to accident in Cle Elum. Team has refueled out of an abundance of caution in Vantage, WA. Waypoint completed: Vantage Bridge. SES light turns on going up the ridge just beyond the Columbia RIver.
@Boiled_Steak:
BD: 122 mi OD: 180 mi FS: 1/2- MRL: +1 FTG: +1
Last Town: George, WA Next Waypoint: Lookout Pass
Weather Condition: 84 degrees, mostly sunny
Notes: Moderate traffic delay due to accident in Cle Elum. Car has developed a slight hesitation at higher throttle, noticed going over Ryegrass Hill. Waypoint completed: Vantage Bridge.
@GetWrekt01:
BD: 145 mi OD: 209 mi FS: 1/3 MRL: +1 FTG: +3
Last Town: Moses Lake, WA Next Waypoint: Lookout Pass
Weather Condition: 84 degrees, sunny
Notes: Waypoint completed: Vantage Bridge. Slight smell of coolant in the cabin.
@Mythrin:
BD: 80 mi OD: 146 mi FS: 1/2+ MRL: +3 FTG: -1
Last Town: Vantage, WA Next Waypoint: Lookout Pass
Weather Condition: 82 degrees, sunny
Notes: First team to arrive at the pizza place, at 2:16 pm ET. Stay time 1 hour. Waypoint completed: Vantage Bridge
@Ryan93:
BD: 133 mi OD: 194 mi FS: 1/4 MRL: +1 FTG: +2
Last Town: Moses Lake, WA Next Waypoint: Lookout Pass
Weather Condition: 84 degrees, sunny
Notes: Moderate traffic delay due to accident in Cle Elum. Waypoint completed: Vantage Bridge
@abg7:
BD: 137 mi OD:197 mi FS: 1/2 MRL: +1 FTG: +1
Last Town: Moses Lake, WA Next Waypoint: Lookout Pass
Weather Condition: 84 degrees, sunny
Notes: Moderate traffic delay due to accident in Cle Elum. Waypoint completed: Vantage Bridge.
@Radster:
BD: 132 mi OD: 191 mi FS: 1/3 MRL: +1 FTG: +2
Last Town: Moses Lake, WA Next Waypoint: Lookout Pass
Weather Condition: 84 degrees, sunny
Notes: Moderate traffic delay due to accident in Cle Elum. Waypoint completed: Vantage Bridge.
@SkylineFTW97:
BD: 127 mi OD: 186 mi FS: FULL MRL: +1 FTG: +3
Last Town: Moses Lake, WA Next Waypoint: Lookout Pass
Weather Condition: 84 degrees, sunny
Notes: Moderate traffic delay due to accident in Cle Elum. Waypoint completed: Vantage Bridge. Team has refueled in Moses Lake.
@findRED19:
BD: 138 mi OD: 199 mi FS: FULL MRL: +0 FTG: +2
Last Town: Moses Lake, WA Next Waypoint: Lookout Pass
Weather Condition: 62 degrees, mostly sunny
Notes: Moderate traffic delay due to accident in Cle Elum. Waypoint completed: Vantage Bridge.
INCIDENT: Team overestimated their available fuel, and ran out of gas on the highway 4 miles short of Moses Lake. They poured in an emergency can, then refueled in Moses Lake (including refilling the emergency can)
@Jaimz:
BD: 115 mi OD: 173 mi FS: 1/2 MRL: -3 FTG: +2
Last Town: George, WA Next Waypoint: Lookout Pass
Weather Condition: 84 degrees, sunny
Notes: Moderate traffic delay due to accident in Cle Elum. Waypoint completed: Vantage Bridge
INCIDENT: Numerous cars bunched up and started doing emergency maneuvers in front of the Hearse. Driver did not have enough time to react, and hit a deer that was running across the road. (Occurred on Elk Heights, just past Cle Elum) Hood damage, grille destroyed, front bumper destroyed, headlights damaged, possible cooling system and suspension damage. Car is driveable, and back on the road after a short delay. No injuries to occupants.
Ongoing issues: Car has a squeak and slight lateral shift of the rear going over bigger bumps. Small crack in windshield. See above for new damage.
@Caligo:
BD: 71 mi OD: 133 mi FS: 2/3 MRL: +3 FTG: -1
Last Town: Ellensburg, WA Next Waypoint: Vantage, WA
Weather Condition: 80 degrees, sunny
Notes: Light traffic delay due to accident in Cle Elum. Team has stopped for WAFFLES at the IHOP in Ellensburg. Stay time 1 hour. Team is going up Ryegrass Hill at the end of the time block.
@Aaron.W:
BD: 62 mi OD: 121 mi FS: 1/2+ MRL: +3 FTG: +0
Last Town: Ellensburg, WA Next Waypoint: Vantage, WA
Weather Condition: 78 degrees, sunny, some cross-wind
Notes: Moderate traffic delay due to accident in Cle Elum. Team stops at the pizzeria at 2:33pm ET. Stay time 1 hour.
@Keikyun:
BD: 133 mi OD: 193 mi FS: 1/2- MRL: +1 FTG: +1
Last Town: Moses Lake, WA Next Waypoint: Lookout Pass
Weather Condition: 84 degrees, sunny
Notes: Moderate traffic delay due to accident in Cle Elum. Waypoint completed: Vantage Bridge
Vehicles that are traveling in packs:
209 mi - Guangzhou, Vector
At 208 mi, the Hessenberg can make out the above two cars on the straightaways (terrain is very flat for the most part)
Note: vehicles within ~5 miles of each other are within CB range. Group chats via social media will not yet be available to any team that did not stop at the pizza place.
Team Greasy Lightning
“Damn, there’s definitely something going on,” Rick said, applying the brakes in a measured manner so as to maintain symmetry in the gap ahead and behind him.
“I didn’t see any road construction signs,” Fuzz added. “Probably a collision.”
Jen rooted around in the footwell cooler for a moment, produced 3 waters, and distributed them.
“Thanks, hon.” Rick cracked it open and took a sip once he came to a complete stop.
A few moments later a WSP trooper blasted by on the left shoulder, lights and sirens blaring.
“Collision. Must have just happened,” Fuzz noted.
A couple minutes later, the traffic slowly crept up enough to get a peek around the bend in the road. Collectively, Rick and Fuzz swallowed. “Oh shit,” the cop blurted.
“What is it?” Jen asked, craning in futility to see from the back seat.
“It’s one of our group. It’s the semi. Doesn’t look good.” Fuzz reached for the CB. “Hey guys, looks like the guys in the VHI semi are down. Anyone know what happened?”
(OOC: Passing RP to @Caligo, @kobacrashi, or @Fayeding_Spray, who would have come up on it just after it happened)
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Team Harcourt-Entwhistle
Stage 2
Mopey – We’re making good progress…the crack seems to have stabilised but the rear’s still getting twitchy.
Spanners – It’s an old car…….you need to expect it to be a little lively.
Gran – Everyone appears to be braking heavily ahead.
Mopey – Yes Gran, I can see.
Gran – Dear…….
Mopey – Yes Gran?
Gran – No dear……DEER!!!
Mopey & Spanners – Oh FU……
WHACK, THUD, CRUNCH, YELP
Gran – David?
Spanners – Yes Mrs E?
Gran - How does it look?
Spanners – Well……bonnet, bumper and headlight took the brunt of the force. Suspension looks “OKish” and the radiator is punctured. Luckily we have this JB Weld stuff….had to buy it because I couldn’t bring Radweld into the country.
Short while later…….
Spanners – OK, water leak isn’t leaking now. Bumper is useless unless I can weld it back on somewhere and the bonnet closes in a fashion. It shouldn’t come off any time soon.
Gran – Shouldn’t or won’t?
Spanners – Erm…….
Gran – Boys, can you get the deer onto the roof? When we stop for a picnic we can have some nice venison.
Spanners and Mopey look at the carcass…then at each other….then at Gran….
Both – Erm……
Gran – Oh for goodness sake, just do it. You have the tow-rope in the boot don’t you? Well you can tie it on with that!
With the carcass loaded the trio set off again.
Car – Squeak, squeak, squeak……
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Team 49
“Holy shit…”
“What is it Ju- Fuck me.” Through the onboard CB, something cracks through
Juno picks up the receiver, eyes still on the Crashed VHI,
“49 here, Seems like they might’ve missed something, or turned too hard, 'least that’s what Luci’s saying.” He pops the Radio back into the holder, still looking at the crash.
“Hey, Luc, I hope they’re fine.”
“Same, Juno, same.”
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Team Rockport
Leo: Sniff Sniff You smell that, man?
Zack: Smell? All I wanna do is watch the road and listen to gearbox whine. You want to add smelling to my list of concerns too?
Leo: Okay fine it’s my job to look at things you might miss and I did, you fuck! Slow the car down and focus, you might notice a sharp sweet smell.
Zack: Huh? Lifts foot off the accelerator and takes a good few sniffs Okay you’re right.
Leo: Ethylene leaking? I mean the center console suggests that the engine heat has gone up by two degrees within the last few hours…
Zack: Possibly… Let me check… Well shit the average engine temp has gone quite up… I think we should…
CB Radio Crackles Up
Fuzz: “Hey guys, looks like the guys in the VHI semi are down. Anyone know what happened?”
Leo: Woah what the hell?
Zack: I think we are well ahead of them, no chance of knowing for us. But I’m gonna assume you were right, the front axle collapsed and who knows how the passengers are now…
Leo: Yeah, I hope they’re fine…
Couple seconds of silence
Zack: Aight anyway, we should make a stop soon. Where’s the closest we can stop to have a look at what’s wrong and… well maybe look at some scenery too?
Leo: What… You wanna look at the view? You have feelings?
Zack: Rolls eyes That’s it! you’re driving after our short break.
Leo: But hesitates Okay fair enough, You’ve driven 200+ miles. Fine! I’ll plan our next stop
Stopping point update: Once More (Unto the Breach) [FINAL RESULTS] - #157 by GetWrekt01
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TEAM COYOTE JIM
Somewhere at the highway
Coyote Jim and Clutch Kick have switched places for the first time, with Jim now behind the wheel. A slight feeling of unease had settled inside the Radster, for a reason neither could quite pinpoint.
Coyote Jim: we did bring supplies…
Clutch Kick: yeah.
Coyote: and spares of all kinds…
CK: uh-huh. Pumps, battery knowing the electric system is a bit sketchy, and other stuff…why?
Coyote: I have a feeling we’ve forgot about something. Not quite sure what.
A few moments of uncomfortable silence.
CK: we just commited a war crime.
Coyote: what do you mean?
CK: what food crosses over cultural barriers, can be tailored to everyone’s taste and could bring peace to a war torn world?
Coyote: pizz- OH FUCK OFF.
Clutch Kick grabbed the radio once again, and tuned in.
CK: hey, teams…Team Coyote Jim here. We forgot about the pizza meeting. Please forgive our war crime. Sigh
Still over the radio, but to Coyote Jim: now I crave some pizza.
Soon after, the news about the semi being out of the race came in.
Clutch Kick quickly grabbed the radio again.
Clutch Kick: Are they okay? What do we know happened?
To be continued.
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Team “Buy Skyrim”
Vincent is watching his phone on the trip. Just as he is browsing Twitter suddenly he saw this tweet.
VINCENT: Hey, Naomi, look at this, I think it’s one of the persons involved on the journey, is it?
Naomi then told Vincent what happened. Immediately, Vincent show her that news tweet on Twitter.
NAOMI: Oh please, don’t try to joke with me…
NEWS: Reports confirmed that a VHI semi is involved in the crash…
NAOMI: Oh no, Looks like Team Stokes is down. I think we would inform anybody about the crash then, shall we?
NAOMI: It’s Naomi from Team “Buy Skyrim” here. I think one of the racers have involved in a car crash. Anybody respond?
NAOMI: What should we do now?
Meanwhile, a Vector coupe and a Guangzhou SUV is on the front of the Hessenburg. It’s actually the vehicles of Team Rockport and Team Wang Lao Ji. The team is assuming that they have received the message from Naomi.
NATHAN: Follow them.
NAOMI: Okay.
@yangx2 @GetWrekt01 You can decide to or not to reply since both of you are on my perimeter.
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cough I-90… cough… 
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Team Beer Blokes & BBQs
Fuzz (CB): Hey guys, looks like the guys in the VHI semi are down. Anyone know what happened?
All three: Oh shit
M: I hope they’re alright, bit worrying to see something happen this early in.
S: I think they’ll be alright, they have got 5 tons of semi in between them and whatever they hit.
M: That’s a bit more reassuring then, i wonder how it happened?
Juno (CB): 49 here, Seems like they might’ve missed something, or turned too hard, 'least that’s what Luci’s saying.
M: Well that’s certainly no good, hopefully it doesn’t take them out of the competition.
T: Look on the bright side at least, it wasn’t us this happened to.
M and S: Touch wood.
T: Hey, it’s less competition for us shrugs
M: glares at Tom
S: Maybe we should hold off on the jokes until after we figure out the full story.
T: Oh… right.
The trio continue along problem free (for now), shocked at the state of the semi after passing by it.
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Team Rockport
Leo: Ugh hey it’s Leo from Rockport, I think the axle collapsed of that VHI. Don’t know any whereabouts of them. If you know something please let us know. Also, if you wanna stop your vehicle for servicing, you can join us at Ritzville. Just try to keep up with us. Over.
OOC: well now I gotta PM Vic about my stop so wait on that lmao
UPDATE
Leo: Route planned, we’re stopping at Ritzville for some stroll around the park while our car gets attempted to get fixed in a garage. Anybody in close range wanna join?
Zack: off radio I just hope it’s note an engine hose pipe dude. Car has an exposed heater core and head gasket leakage isn’t all that bad, just don’t be a hose pipe
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