Pocket Rockets! [REVIEW POSTED]

Very nice reviews! Congratulations to the winners!

I love these quick and easy builds, the reviews are awesome and the competition is great! Keep them coming Vic!

Yes, the formula are you using it’s great!

Yes! Superb result! I didn’t even expect my car to be on the top four, let alone winning the contest! The engineers at Baltazar are proud of the results. And this also gives a different perspective on how to make cars. [size=50]make them cheaper. [/size]

Consumer safety advocate Nalph Rader has published a new book, entitled “Deathtrap at Any Velocity”, which chronicles numerous safety defects in the popular GSI Mosquito. Calling it “Bubonic plague on wheels”, he cited statistics showing that 27% of buyers die before leaving the dealership parking lot. After GSI stock plunged to record lows, the CEO announced that all new Mosquitos would ship with a potato lodged in the tailpipe, thereby rendering them “100% safe”.

LOL! Introducing the Potato Muffler, now reduces power by 99%!

Almost as ingenious a solution as the company that produced the Chinese SUV Landwind advising them to pack the dashboard with potato chips to boost their crash zone after tests revealed any frontal impact above walking speed would crush occupants like a sledgehammer does a tomato.

So… crash testing in China is conducted by Gallagher?

youtube.com/watch?v=D827IxEJVS4

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