Rules of Automation

Rule 147.2: Don’t be Ford and opt for a 60 degree V4, because you can’t.

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Rule 147.3: Make sure your engine is as undersquare as possible to ensure it can fit in the engine bay. Wait, what do you mean it won’t rev past 5000 rpm now?

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Rule 148: Killrob better not be suprised when a bunch of DKW owners show up at his front door threatening to crush him with a munga if 2-strokes aren’t added in.

rule 149: there is no rule 14

Rule 149.1:
10 FOR I=15 TO 33
20 PRINT “There is no rule”;I;“either.”
30 NEXT
40 END

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what

I’m a little rusty, but I believe that is a BASIC for-next loop.

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im so confused

uninteligent english please, i do not understand

Error: Variable I not initialised.
Program halted.

@Restomod
It’s the lines of a program in the language “Basic” that fills in all lines from:
“There is no rule 15 either”
to
“There is no rule 33 either”.
It’s just poorly documented. Sorry, I meant
//it’s just poorly documented and punctuated. There’s no increment on the variable I.//

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Rule 150

What if
You wanted to make a good turbo
But automation said…

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Is that really a thing in the new update? Or is this something I never saw from an older version?

That’s 4.2

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rule 151: do not run challenges in an alpha version of the game

rule 152: always ignore public opinion and polls and make decisions entirely based on your poo
rule 152.1: when making decisions based entirely off of your poo, call everyone who disagrees pussies and tell them they’re salty

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based

rule 153: when upset over a challenge rule, make your own shitpost challenge

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Rule 154: When a patch is on the horizon, don’t edit, don’t start a new project, don’t even LOOK at the car in question, don’t do SHIT!!!

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Rule 155: When a new update comes out, any cars you have in challenges will suddenly become over-budget and somehow under-perform at the same time.

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Rule 156: Don’t host challenges in an Alpha that is expected to change

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