Shitbox Rally 2023 - Stage 14 (FINISHED!)

Stage 9:

Kingsburg to Queensdale


Temperature at mid-day: 22°C

Night-time Low: 14°C

Weather: Humidity remains high, but the thick cloud cover is gradually gone by about 3 sun. Winds have not changed much from yesterday as well.


Camp Challenge: “On a Hope and a Prayer” (No Support Vehicle.)


Today, we spend most of our time on Highway Route 11, driving on a road with 75 MPH / 120km/h posted signs all while feeling like a roller coaster. We’d be going that speed limit if it wasn’t for the huge amount of traffic clogging up the road, doing 55 MPH in all three lanes. This is, of course, made worse by the number of cops pulling over cars for doing illegal passes. Apparently, passing cars on their right-hand side is very much a no-no around here.

Eventually, though, we see the huge city of Queensdale. Here, it’s clear that THIS was probably the capital city at one point in time, with the huge surrounding wall. The city is loosely styled after a crown, and as we arrive through the main gates, it’s actually proven that it was the capital… When Nehmenweld was a Crugandrian colony.

We’re eventually able to make it to the far side of the city, where we end up in a fairly large camping space about 3 miles from the last train station. An interesting feature of Queensdale’s train station is that the pair of stations were built into the great outer wall deliberately, making it one of the first cities in Nehmenweld completely designed around having rail access. A tram connects both stations together, ferrying people from one half of the city to the other.

As for our campground… It’s a nice grassy place with a lot of space for us to get settled in.


Next Stage Expected Conditions:

Road Speed: high
Road Condition: moderate
Traffic: very low
Police: low


Results Here: SR23 Stage 9 - Google Drive


Camp Challenge Winners:

Interior (Team Not-so slow)
AMuteCrypt (Team Flaming Gallahs)
Edsel (Team Friendship! :D)
AndiD (Team Taciturn)
BannedByAndroid (Team ReUnity)
Mikonp7 (Team GUNSHIP)
LDub (4 Dicks in a Truck)


@Madrias

Team Shift Happens

Other than a brief stop for Takaraya to talk himself out of a speeding ticket, it was a relatively smooth trip.


@Elizipeazie:

VS Mobil Generator AB

It was going well in the train, right up until something caused the wireless communication between the four units to shut down. With three units stuck at idle, Robert II was forced to slow down, then wait in a siding while Valentin solved the problem.


@UnderlovedGhost

Team M.A.D.

No breakdowns, no traffic stops, just a slow and dirty drive today.


@Shibusu

Team Sinesian Rejects

There’s not much to say after the head-gasket repair yesterday. The Imbe runs a “perfect” stage, with the engine pinging away like crazy thanks to the heat.


@Interior

Team Not-So-Slow

Between a cop stop and 4 shredded tires, it’s a long day for this team.


@TheYugo45GV

The Ambassadors

It’s a clean run for both cars today. The only delays are the gas stops.


@Doot

The Knockouts

After getting a face full of dirt in the last stage courtesy of a Dyre, Kate is much more cautious today to avoid wrong turns. She makes it to the end without a problem. Octavia, however, has a fair bit of fun changing a serpentine belt.


@MrdjaNikolen

Team Mravolinski-Chitco

Four flats on the Kontir Cunningham result in a fair bit of lost time.


@Jaimz68

Team HETS

We’re not sure what turned both old ladies into shutter-bugs here, but a bit over 3 hours were lost to photography.


@AMuteCrypt

Team Flaming Gallahs

It’s a party when the party bus gets stuck at the side of the road with a steering problem. It takes a bit of fixing, but the bus returns to the road a few hours later.


@Edsel

Team Friendship! :smiley:

Nothing much to see here for the bus full of cars. It’s just an ordinary day in traffic.


@Knugcab

Team Hillbilly Rollers

The only breakdown experienced today is the mental one from Marie as she starts screaming about how she really, really wants a beer.


@Odyssey_Fan

Team Sane Insanity

Most of the stage was spent arguing about who put the scratch on the door of the minivan, which was a relaxing change of pace from maintenance and repairs.


@PortalKat42

Faolan Industries

Unfortunately, there’s a bit of bad news with the Aether 11/2. This bad news leads to a full engine swap.


@AndiD

Team Taciturn

Forward progress continues! No police stops, no breakdowns, just one very reliable Mara.


@BannedByAndroid

Team ReUnity

Floor it and hang on tight! One fast crossover makes it to the finish without getting busted.


@SheikhMansour

Team Spy Kids

No trouble for either half of the team today.


@IDK158

Team J3

Between a speeding ticket, the Tiharris not starting up after the traffic stop, and then a windowed engine block in the Rhien, it was a long, long day of fixing cars. The Tiharris was used to tow the Rhien back to camp where the trio worked extra hard trying to fix it.


@JCurtiss96 & @Leone

Team Aeromad

Other than being unable to pass up a gas station, it’s a smooth journey here today.


@Tzuyu_main & @FallingComet

Team Black Rabbit Disavowed

The Seikatsu’s driver gets a ticket after their wide truck bed breaks the aerial off the back of one of the patrol cars.


@Texaslav

Sheriff Scott’s Posse

After getting off at the wrong exit, it’s a 4 hour journey trying to get back on the route. Luckily, the only setback is a minor traffic stop for the Bowie Bearcat’s driver being a bit of a leadfoot… And the officer gave some directions that got the crew back on track.


@Xepy

Team “486”

Two vehicles speed into camp without a problem.


@S_U_C_C_U_L_E_N_T

Team Magdelena

Other than the Baumhauer getting a minor traffic stop for speeding, it’s not so bad today.


@SurrealCereal

Team Machinas Con Passione

Passing on the right is a no-no. The driver of the Blue Wonder learned that with a nice expensive traffic ticket today.


@GetWrekt01 & @That-S-Cop

Cunning Stunts

No stops, no problems, no worries.


@EnCR

Team Till D End

The Trailduster’s engine conked out, which was bad enough. Then the Linx rear-ended it and damaged the radiator. Ten hours of repairs later, however, and both vehicles were back on the road, even if it did look like a giant had played soccer with the Linx’s front end.


@LS_Swapped_RX-7

Basedworks

Another team with no breakdowns, no stops, and no problems.


@Mikonp7

Team Gunship

Another team who fell prey to the wrong exit problem. Unfortunately, it took a hell of a lot longer for the leadfoot behind the wheel to get a warning for speeding, and a chance to ask for directions.


@Ldub0775

4 Dicks in a Truck

It’s a long drive in a rattletrap truck and a nice trailer. Thankfully, there are no issues today.

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