The No Cigars
These are the cars that made it past the paddock, past the staging area, but just didn’t work for some reason or other or just every reason in general, and therefore won’t feature in our 2001 WRC sim.
A BRAVE ATTEMPT BUT NOT JUST NOT PRETTY BUT ALSO PRETTY TERRIBLE AT BEING A RALLY CAR
@Ludvig 2001 Batz Breton Mk4
Style
Ow my eyes. What appears to be a taxi emblazoned in Brazilian colours is now seared into my retinas. The base car was already a mash of misproportioned features, and the rally car continues the trend with awkwardly stretched decals. I won’t be forgetting this in a hurry! I did award a bonus point for the choice of a wagon though, props. Hope I don’t bash the tailgate into a wall though!
Engineering
The Batz Breton WRC has a really impressive engine tune. Not only does an i5 work but it works fantastically, with a massive powerband and massive amounts of torque. Bonus points for this for sure. The rest of the car is quite solid, with parts that won’t break the bank, and decent choices though the suspension is probably a touch delicate and tuned a touch stiff for the ride height, and the brakes a bit powerful. Given its dimensions I’m going to have to be careful.
Driving
As foretold, the long overhang made things quite tricky. The higher ride height and the stiffer suspension was barely enough to avoid crunching the bumpers over bumps and jumps, but caused sluggish response exacerbated by the fact that more of the weight was at each end of the car. After wondering why the front end felt so heavy, a review of the specs revealed the engine was a good 40kg heavier than average. No wonder driving the stage felt like trying to wield a double-ended mace. On stilts. Oh, and the gearing was a bit too long for rally spec.
Overall
It’s not that wagons were never featured in rally. It’s just that they were a brave choice, especially when they had long wheel bases and huge overhangs. Such was the challenge the Batz Breton faced, and despite a promising drivetrain, it never quite came together.
In short, just because something has a center of gravity somewhere near the middle doesn’t mean that it’s not really hard to drive if most of the weight is situated well away from said COG. That engine was a true chonk.
DON’T BELIEVE THE HYPE, TRACTION CONTROL DOES NOTHING FOR SEASICKNESS
@SyberRacer 2001 Voltan Roundabout
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A model produced late on the popular hatch platform, the oddly named Voltan Roundabout brought plenty of attitude and vroom to the hot hatch segment with its angry lights. ALKLIA kicked it up a notch with eye-searing flourescent accents sure to catch one’s eye even after the white paint was stained with mud.
Engineering
As a more modern model the rally car continued the trend with fancy doodads like TC and ABS and a rear-biased diff… which was not active, strangely enough. Perhaps the team had engineering budget allocated elsewhere. The brakes on the other hand, had more bite than a hydraulic press. The engine was plenty reliable, but the ALKLIA had to pray hard that the ABS didn’t fail.
Driving
Like a first-timer on a superbike, the Voltan lurched back and forth: first back over the bumps in the gravel, then forward on braking. The ABS came in handy in exactly one circumstance: on absolute straights with flat surfaces. Elsewhere it was a mess, and despite being a match on paper, the slower time in the shakedown showed.
Overall
The Voltan Roundabout came with many bells and whistles abound, but with the parts not well matched, it was a fickle beast whose true talents always lay out of reach of the driver. Solidly reliable, the bane of its campaign was the frequent crashes caused by the impossible handling under braking.
It was pretty competitive right up until the point I couldn’t drive it for shit. As implied this was a rare case of the suspension being generally too soft. When the suspension is soft to the point of the braking being nigh uncontrollable and braking distance ballooning out that’s… too soft.
CHEESING SETTINGS TO MINMAX DOES NOT MAKE FOR A PLEASANT DRIVE OR A ROBUST BUILD
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It’s not the prettiest thing on the planet, it’s clearly got the backing from at least one multibillion dollar corporation (I know these decals are spoofs but I should mention that the Book of Face did not actually exist in public until about 2008 haha. Didn’t deduct any points for this of course).
Engineering
At first I saw the service costs and was like holy crap how did you do this. Then I realised that the brake pads might melt on the second hard stop. That’s going to cause some big problems. Then I realised that brake issues seemed to happen on the cars with the best engines. Are you guys conspiring or something? Then I looked at the suspension… well, this is either going to be hilarious or it’s going to be utterly horrifying. I’ll see how it drives.
Driving
Thankfully, the brakes were large enough to avoid a meltdown. But remember how I said the suspension was gonna be either hilarious or a disaster. Sadly a bit more the latter. If the sway bars are so badly mismatched what you end up with is a really wallowly front and sluggish response, not to mention the low spring rates. As a result the car was easy to slide but impossible to actually steer, and most of it was guesswork. As you can see from the time, I’m pretty good at the “guess where the car’s going next” game, but if the suspension were sorted this would easily be vying for top spot.
Overall
The Turbol Plume had promise as a WRC car. Great engine with great speed, but unfortunately coupled to some of the worst handling in the paddock meant it was a complete crashfest with glimpses of brilliance.
I put a big spiel about sway bar setup and how the other suspension components link into that in the first judging post.
I’M DUMMY THICC AND THE CLAP OF MY ASS CHEEKS KEEPS BOUNCING INTO THE WALLS WHENEVER I SCANDANAVIAN FLICK
Style
The Shromet Radiant was a touch on the plain side and this trend remains unbroken in the rally trim. The livery, too, was a simple affair. Like this comment, because I think I’ve run out of things to say about it lmao.
Engineering
The parts list looked fairly standard for the field, with a few snags: the undertray, and the tune of the turbo were more suited to road racing than rally. And the rear brakes looked potentially a little underdone after taking into account the balance. But the biggest concern was that the engineers had gone ham on widening the track as far as possible. Surely that was more a road racing thing too?
Driving
As implied, the Shromet Radiant WRC was more of a roadgoing time-attack car than an out and out rally car. Wide and firmly planted, it was nimble on the road and accelerated like the blazes. On narrow, technical dirt sections, it felt quite out of place. Too wide to kick out hard, too jumpy to take most bumps flat out. And the ABS further tilted its bias towards the road. Its main saving grace was that it had such pace in open stretches it could more than make up for time lost in the narrow twisties.
Overall
Never quite fully equipped for the worst rally could throw at it, the Shromet Radiant WRC struggled on any stage that wasn’t mostly tarmac, but it was dominant on the blacktop. Eventually this trim became better known for its exploits in rallycross, hillclimb and time-attack than anything it achieved during its rallying days.
Yeah so a handful of people put significant amounts of offset on their bodywork. This was Edit: not the worst offender but it really felt very noticeable. On a short wheelbase that makes it quite a bit twitchier on bumps. It also occurs to me that the level of livery from some users could actually cause hardware issues in others. I don’t know whether that affected this entry which was relatively plain, but unfortunately there was not a huge amount I can do about that disparity, as the competition level was high.
NOT AS TORTUROUS AS OTHERS BUT A BIT UNPLEASANT TO DRIVE IN GENERAL
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Not gonna lie, “Vixen Vulpine” makes me think of the redundancy in the name “Speed of Sound Sonic” from One Punch Man (“like what kind of a name is that” I hear Genos saying). This said nothing in particular about the design makes me think anything particularly foxy, not that this is a bad thing. The colours are a nice pick (reminiscient of a certain marque in the real season), else, there’s not much to say except it’s mostly neat and tidy.
Engineering
Average in most respects overall, with a respectable but not quite optimal boost profile, and slightly fancier more expensive parts. The big nose-wrinkler here would be the comparatively stiff sway bars and the extrame force on the brakes thanks to the high grade pads. This is gonna get bitey.
Driving
After a while of actively fighting the car to the point it was causing me physical pain, I backed off about 10% and banged in a decent time. This car doesn’t like to be thrown around at all, but it’s also jittery over bumps to boot. Even with the brake sensitivity turned down it’s a finnicky, unsociable thing. Now I understand the fox references.
Overall
Foxes are striking creatures that look great and make people think they’re really cool and nice and cute and all that, but don’t be fooled. In reality they’re untameable and probably smell bad. As a car, the Vixen Vulpine seemed like it should be alright on paper, but when push came to shove, it bared its fangs and refused to play nice.
While I haven’t checked, I really think this entry scored the median score on every aspect. Obviously that’s not going to win competitions, but that’s definitely how it did manage to score the median total too lol
IF ONLY I COULD JUDGE A BOOK BY ITS COVER
@Xepy 2001 Kuma TD
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Nothing screams Japan more than a totally cute bear livery. Classy touches with subtlety in the boldness ensure that this will be an entry to remember. Top marks to add heat to the mildly spicy bodywork.
Engineering
As a relatively new technology, Direct Injection was not typical of rally cars. Nonetheless it is used here to great effect, with fantastical outputs. Hopefully this will make up for the rather tall first gear. Elsewhere, the choices were mostly solid with the exception of overpowered brakes, wide offset wheels and stiff dampers on a slightly mismatched spring rate. Would this serve to unsettle the handling?
Driving
So many foibles! As predicted, the long gearing made controlling with the throttle a chore, even needing a dose of clutch kick in the hairpins. The brakes were on a hair-trigger (even with ridiculous levels of output modulation), the tyres constantly locking up with anything but the lightest of touches. And the damper rate was too high, so the car bounced, and unevenly at that due to the mismatched spring rates. It could be quite a bit faster than this!
Overall
The Kuma TD had much promise, with advanced engine technology powering a superior engine without sacrificing much elsewhere. But finnicky tuning would be almost as much of a challenge for the team as the rigours of rallying itself.
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck I was so annoyed, this was a genuinely good looking car with a good engine but all the little details added up and it handled like ass. Tweaking will probably gain a good 6-7 seconds
PROBABLY GOT LOST ON THE WAY TO VECTOR TANKS OR SOMETHING
@BF94387 2001 Alfrezza 360T-ZM
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The Alfrezza sedan had a longer wheelbase than most, making it an unusual choice of rally car. As if to compensate it also had one of the most striking designs on display, a bolder than bold Italian tricolore bursting out of the black paint.
Engineering
Straight out of the gate, the most striking of distinctive engineering shenanigans was the use of a V6. Absolutely ambitious, but also… producing far from optimal results. To make matters worse, the mismatched front and rear tyres made it twice as tricky to service in parc ferme. The brakes were markedly underdone, but it still came with ABS just to make stopping on loose surfaces harder lmao. And its low ride height threatened to make offroad driving even more interesting.
Driving
Due to the longer wheelbase and the compromises of using a V6, the Alfrezza was not the quickest or the best suited to rallying, but in a way, thanks to its less potent performance, it was comparatively easier to drive harder and therefore made for a more consistent candidate, deficits to the competition not as bad as expected.
Overall
A valiant effort from a base that seemed unsuitable from the get-go, the Alfrezza actually worked as a rally car, if barely. Its quirky characteristics and unique engine note soon won it a small cult following among fans as well as rookie drivers trying to master a cleaner style of rally racing.
This was the only car that didn’t use 215 wide front tyres. I suspect this was unintentional, but every little thing adds up. Not fast, but one of the easiest to drive, but also not quite right for inclusion in the top tier of competition.
So, uh, let’s just say if you haven’t been tagged yet and you entered, hooray, you made it to the final round!