This must be your anti-BMW bias speaking, BMW uses the most alphabety soup naming scheme!
I dislike any of 'em, from Cadillac with the CTS, to BMW’s numbers, to Porsche’s numbers, and any of 'em who can’t bother trying with a name.
Oh no, I’m not weaponizing my snark over there. I’ve read that little debate and I’m staying neutral there.
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Where i live, driving a german car that isn’t a VW gives you automatic 10/10 doucheness (unless it’s a pre-2010 mercedes).
BMW: Younger douches driving recklessly with either an old falling apart m3 with a flaming bodykit or with daddys money and a new m3
Audi: Men having a midlife crisis and driving like cocksneeze with a way too small button-up shirt and pretentious shades
Mercedes: Nobody can afford a new mercedes, so taxi drivers who think only them being early matters so they disregard traffic rules.
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VW: Feeling special about driving the most common car.
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BMW: Big Money Wasted.
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One colour interiors
9/10
too many turbo’s 
10/10
Mitsubishi Magna’s driven by young people 7/10
Australian car laws in general 6/10
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Doing Lady Penelope’s car the ghetto way
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Do either of those require a CDL to drive?
Virginia’s speeding laws are the worst I’ve ever seen. It especially sucks since their highways are even more open than their Maryland counterparts. It especially sucks going down I-95, where here, people regularly do 80-90 mp stints.
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dude 80-90MPH!!! geez the highest we get is 115Km’h I think and you can be booked for do 3km/h over limit
The highest official limit on most of I-95 in central Maryland is 65, but almost no one ever does below 70 unless there’s traffic. Here, you have to be going at least 10 over to be pulled over. Although in southern Maryland, DC, and northern Virginia, there’s the issue of extremely common speed cameras. And those trigger if you go 5 over the limit (it actually varies from 5-10 mph over depending on municipality, but I always just assume it to be 5 to be safe).
Well, we can do, like, 140 km/h on Polish freeways. and speed cameras trigger at 10 over the limit, so…
hah. speed cameras. who need em 
like seriously though, here, there are no speed camera. the speed limit says 110-120km/h normally. but the rule are not really that enforced by the crooked and lazy polices, so if you think your car can outrun a mazda 6 sedan (the normal fastest highway patrol car), and you want to go over it, go at it, but at your own risk.
but like 75-80% of the cars here have capacity of below 2L, and are either an mpv, a minivan, or a small-ish wagon, which most cost only around $20,000 and can’t handle high speeds that well.
so quite literally, there is no speed cameras here, because frankly we don’t need it. the actual speed limit is the driver’s gut and the car’s capability.
heck, my family car needed some time to wind up/floor it to go over a medium length incline while keeping a “decent” speed when we’re going out of town in the highways.
dude you are lucky I have a 240KM round trip to the shops
Edit: back on topic where do we rate truck drivers of small removalists?
I have to say 6/10 half the time they are high the other half drive like MANIACS and are usually the causes of shit not arriving on time for me! grrrr couriers
and just found this I think it is a good representation of douche
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I’m from South Jersey and live, go to school, and work in Virigina, so I’m quite familiar with the 109 miles of I-95 that stretches through Maryland. You could sustain 100+ on those long stretches of 95. I usually keep it around 78, conditions permitting. I run 79.9 in the 70 zone in Virginia and am always relieved when a scapegoat passes me doing 85-90.
Also, I know it’s not a car, but I have 2 douches for consideration:
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Drivers that tailgate you even though you’re already speeding and passing cars. (Speed traveling in Km/h)/10 on the douche meter. Like, I’m not going to go 100 MPH to pass a Prius; 80 will suffice.
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Drivers who you pass who then speed up and ride in your blind spot or tailgate you because they think you’ll get pulled over first. However, if you move over a lane to let them by because they’re on your ass, they move with you, like they’re drafting. 10/10 douche and 15/10 if it’s at night and their headlights are in your mirrors.
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But drafting is, like, fully effective on regular road cars at, like, highway speeds and stuff!
Just in case nobody caught my sarcasm there, no, it’s not, with the possible exception of being literally stuck to the bumper of a car sporting one of those aforementioned park bench wings.
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