The 'Everybody is a Reviewer' Showroom

I know I’ve already posted the Gunslinger here before, but that one doesn’t have the second version.

I’m putting up for review the Storm Gunslinger GTX Turbo. This is the car that attempted to address the most worrying parts about the original GT while at the same time attempting to improve upon the design.

I’d also be open to someone comparing it in a mid-engine-roundup between the GT, the GTX Turbo, and any other mid engine cars they want to do.

Madrias - Storm Gunslinger.zip (121.9 KB)

Keep in mind, the Gunslinger was designed to be an inexpensive sports car at its core, and that while the original GT is still the flawed car reviewed before, the GTX Turbo took some of those considerations in mind to make a more balanced, less lethal car, although the price did have to go up a little.

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After a long absence, I present my first true open beta design: the DMA Libeccio, a small and light sports coupe.

ahertono - DMA Libeccio.zip (30.8 KB)

Ok so I have put designs here before but here’s hoping that some off you like the DSD Saratoga
So here are two models (100% markup as per strop) the Turbo and the R road legal trackcar.
neither have had my “lets try and beat strop on Green Hell” tune so there is alot of room for further mods etc I would really appreciate a review before I make all Saratoga models available to the Community

juliusgraham5485 - DSD SARATOGA EAR.zip (62.1 KB)

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#Storm Duke

a.k.a. Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde pimp a Volvo

Storm Automotive has had a few weird phases. The Storm Duke is undoubtedly the product of one of them. One could say that there was precedent for certain companies in other countries to inject cutting edge technology into solid, staid vehicles just because that was their ethos of uncompromising innovation. In this case, the extremes that Storm went through in this pursuit was more the throes of a multiple personality disorder.

By all appearances the quintessential Storm design: blocky, bullish but no bullshit in unassuming wagon guise, save for the conspicuous cutaway hood. That extra venting raised a few eyebrows, and what was under the hood would certainly have raised far more: this particular trim was called “Twin Snail” for a reason. And my, what large twin snails they were, in pretty much race-spec size with no boost restriction, crammed into the engine bay alongside a rather-not-unsubstantial 6L V8 boasting the latest in EFI. It was a rather imposing piece of kit for sure, even more imposing the peak output figure of 749bhp @ 6300rpm. That’s between twice and three times as much power as any other contemporary supercar from the Espirit Turbo to the Countach LP500 and then some. Not to mention that this power gets fed through a manual 5 speed (then again, could it ever be anything else?) And all four wheels.

Then for another change of pace, back to the interior and one sinks into the padded leather seats with multi-adjustment. The windows are electric, and is that one of those newfangled cassette tape decks embedded into the woodgrain dash? True to Storm style this car is no frills in the quality of the materials it uses, but the materials it uses, boy. It would be nice enough just sitting in the car with the engine off, and frankly, the notion of turning that engine on is quite scary, because it seems impossible to know what to expect.

But a car is there to be driven. Turn the key and the engine barks to life with a lopey burble. Prod the gas and the revs climb a little sluggishly, no doubt the product of having to spool such large turbos. Well, can’t be all that bad, right? So into gear the car goes (the throw is heavy but fine, but the clutch is hella finnicky what with the clutch plates needing to be rated for 900Nm) and lumbering onto the straightest road we can find, immediately it is apparent that 300Nm at the low revs isn’t all that much when it comes to shifting a good 1850kg. It’s not intolerable, but it’s obvious from the vibrations and that discontented grumble that it’s far from where the engine wants to be. Finally on a straight road, it’s time to plant the foot down. And wait. And wait some more.

At the point when yours truly was starting to consider making a joke about Twin Snail really referring to the car’s performance, the turbos finished spooling. The acceleration kicked in like a wrecking ball to the teeth and suddenly the DC4 CB TTC-MPEF, fuck it’s bouncing off the rev limiter, where’s second? Grab second, and this time the wait is only very short before the turbos do their thing again, rinse and repeat and it becomes immediately apparent that this luxury barge is pure evil at heart. With more boost than a Group B rally car, lifting off the throttle sets off a cacophony of hissing and burbling, clutching in and out causes the car to lurch. And the handling, oh god the handling. The tyres are sports rubber, capable of handling this brick’s unholy top speed of close to 300km/h, but not even the firm suspension with minimal body roll can mitigate the sheer lack of rubber this vehicle requires to change directions. The tyres shriek in protest with every tug of the wheel at speed, and the AWD pulls it back straight again. This is a pure ballistic missile, ready for war, and it’s after oil. Lots of it.

As a cruel footnote to this story, the author of this review was so intoxicated by the ludicrous experience of staring death in the face blurred by speed lines, that about ten minutes later, the car ground to a halt, having run out of fuel. The economy figure isn’t so good. In fact, it’s probably worse than any car ever produced in the US’ heyday of Muscle. All I can say to that is, at least it has a cat. And come to think of it, at least the car ran out of fuel before the tyres blew, because a 180mph blowout wouldn’t have been… good.

One can ponder the absurdities of this… thing… during the long walk home. The engine is high grade munitions that belongs in a race car. The car is a luxury wagon. The two just don’t match, and one has to wonder why Storm ever thought that they did. The truth is, they didn’t. What they had, was a breakdown in communication.

Storm Duke: I’m not sure what the hell it’s meant to be, but it’s only good for one thing, and that’s going illegally fast in a straight line. Preferably from a rolling start. It’d possibly give the folks at NASCAR a run for their money, if only it had the rubber for it!

Next up: The DSD Saratoga

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Well, what it did do was teach the teams that communication is… important.

As for the review, let’s just say I had a grin on my face the instant you mentioned the turbo-lag and the eternal wait for glory before the bomb dropped.

Here is the Bell BPM Compact full range, some trims only show up in the trim selection menu due to a bug, the reviews on this will help me to build the BPM-2 CUV properly

CadillacDave - BPM Compact.zip (213.0 KB)

http://discourse.automationgame.com/t/bell-automotive-new-car-micro-suv-bpm-compact/6752/77?u=cadillacdave

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Well, it’s time for another “Week with a Random Car” Review, and this time, we have something unusual.

At first, I was annoyed to find this little micro SUV parked on my lawn, but… I’ll admit, despite not really liking the whole SUV and Crossover movement in general, this one didn’t look too bad. A bit of ‘hatchback on stilts’ but not oversize.

So, Bell Automotive had sent me a BPM Compact to review, the 130 trim with a sequential. With the striking blue paint, it’s not bad looking, and the deceptively simple looks hide what it truly is.

What is the BPM 130? Fun. Okay, sure, there’s tons of cars that are more fun, but this thing seats four and handles well for a small SUV. It’ll get to 60 miles per hour in 8.9 seconds, it can, and will, get to 116 MPH (and don’t ask how I know. Officially, I took it to a track. Unofficially, that track may have been an empty interstate highway…) and it has just a hint of sport to the exhaust while doing so.

That sporty feeling is entirely thanks to the almost 130 horsepower 1.2 liter inline 4. It’ll buzz up to 8600 RPM, drawing air through a performance air filter. She runs on premium unleaded, which could be expensive in the United States, but… it’s decently fuel efficient. The engine uses both variable valve lift and timing to maximize fuel efficiency, and a boldly strong compression ratio.

And tuners, rejoice, because there’s some room left in this engine. As nothing felt stressed during the run, even when I knocked on the rev limiter a few times, I’m sure this reliable little engine could spin a bit faster still, and with some aftermarket parts, you could certainly make more power. It seems that the intake manifold is just a hint too restrictive, which is fine for this little FWD eco-box, but you could probably get some serious power without too much struggle. It also appears there’s room to bore and stroke out the engine if you really wanted to get serious.

And on the exhaust side of the engine is the reason for the sporty snarl from the I4. Tubular headers, keeping things less expensive, a 2 inch exhaust diameter, high-flow catalytic converter, a straight-through performance muffler, and a reverse flow muffler provide a high-flow exhaust that’s just quiet enough not to be obnoxious while still providing a touch of noise if you really lay into it.

Which is where I have to mention acceleration. This is a front wheel drive vehicle, and Bell is making the BPM 130 push power through a dual-clutch 6 speed sequential box, a geared limited slip differential, and out through the 17 inch alloy rims wrapped in medium compound tires. If you turn traction control off and whack the throttle, she will burn the tires through first, and probably part of second. I didn’t dare try, because I didn’t want to have to buy new tires for this city car on stilts.

Also, if it wasn’t for ABS, I’m pretty certain you could bolt a roll-cage to the exterior of this micro-car, nail the brakes, and do front flips. This thing is massively over-braked. I’m not saying that you could stop a truck with these brakes, but the last time I saw brakes this powerful was in the Nine-50. And the race compound brake pads mean these things bite hard when you hit the brakes. I think a few times, I pressed the brake pedal like I would do in my trusty old Storm Swift, and I felt the rear wheels come off the ground. Or the back end would slither around because the ABS was struggling to make sense of the wheels locking up under the brutal power of 3 piston rear brakes.

With a fully-clad undertray, the BPM 130 gets a 29 MPG in my mileage test. Now, granted, I’m driving the more powerful 130, and I’m using US MPG instead of UK MPG, and 29 isn’t all that bad. But again, Bell’s gone through all this trouble to give us way-too-powerful race-grade brakes and yet didn’t spend the money on cooling flaps, where they could’ve gained almost a full extra mile-per-gallon. The money saved by going single-piston rear calipers could’ve paid for the cooling flaps, and would’ve made the micro SUV a little better overall.

Interior is 4 sporty bucket seats with a standard-grade infotainment package. Sport seats are nice, but… I can’t help but feel they’re an artifact of trying to make the BPM 130 something it isn’t. This is a city car that’s a bit uppity, that someone filled the chassis with helium to make it float on the suspension. Yet, I’m seeing sporty stuff thrown at it as if sport seats can make something a sports car. I’ll agree that the quality and ease of use of the infotainment system is spot on, but would have been better placed alongside standard cloth or premium leather seats, instead of these racing buckets. At least the small size isn’t a sign of it being a coffin with an advanced safety package designed to keep you from exploding the instant you touched a feather.

And then there’s the suspension, which puts you on standard rate springs, gas mono-tube dampers, and gives you semi-active swaybars. Combined with a ride height set low enough on soft enough springs to make sure every bump transfers straight from the wheels, through the shock absorber, into the bump stop, through the frame, up the thinly-padded racing seat, and directly into your spine.

Now keep in mind that I had to drive this thing for a week, as per my contract. And my place of business has not one, not two, not even three, but five speedbumps in the parking lot. I swerve for gravel in this thing, because it will beat the living tar out of you on a long drive.

Now, I get it. It’s supposed to be a sporty city car crossover thing. It gets parts of it right. DCT, small size, sport seats, growly engine are all sporty things. A good entertainment center, seating for four, and excellent crash test ratings are all crossover things. Decent fuel efficiency, small wheelbase, and FWD are city car things. But they’re mixed in with things that don’t seem to make sense. Why are the brakes powerful enough to stop a dump truck? Why does the suspension transfer every bump straight to my spine? Why didn’t Bell’s design teams talk to each other and see what the others were doing?

Admittedly, there’s far worse cars on the roads. A Bell BPM Compact 130 isn’t exactly a bad car, and if you drive in an area with perfectly manicured lawns, roads that are always maintained, and where other drivers aren’t morons, then it’s a city car for you. If you live in a city where people want to brake-check the little car, or where the roads have more potholes than pavement, I’d suggest looking elsewhere.

Pros:
Small and agile
Great infotainment system
Good safety
Somewhat fun to drive for what it is.
Fuel efficient enough to not kill your wallet right away.
Double-clutch gearbox for maximum fun.
Engine’s ready for modifications out of the box.

Neutrals:
Could’ve been more fuel efficient with only a couple minor modifications.
Burns premium, not regular.
Front wheel drive isn’t the best platform for anything sporty.

Cons:
Massively overbraked, causing a real risk of accidents if you have an ABS failure.
Unnecessary “sport” hardware in what would have been otherwise a nice city car.
Rough ride caused by suspension setup.
Not overly quick for all the “sport” hardware it’s packing.

Summary:

While I was annoyed at first about the Bell BPM Compact 130, it grew on me over the week. Sure, I feared anything more than a tiny pebble on the road and I couldn’t get used to the brakes, but by the end of the week, I found myself driving it like a front-wheel-drive street-rally car. That is to say, I was driving it like a moron, but using everything it could do right as a way to get around. Lots of traffic? Use the small size and nimble handling to duck and weave. Shitty parking spaces? Park between two cars and make a parking wedge. And I’ll admit, for what it is, it’s not bad. A little less than $20,500 gets you this car as tested, and you’ll probably have fun with it.

I know I sounded harsh, but I have to give the BPM Compact 130 a 5/10. It was decidedly average in all ways, with ups and downs in all categories. Would I recommend it? Maybe, if you planned to modify to start with. Otherwise, there’s other city cars that will do better, there’s other sports cars that’d do better, and there’s other crossovers that’d do better. But this tries to do it all.

(Apologies to CadillacDave in advance if it’s found to be too harsh, but, I tried to be fair with it. There were a few problems, but the overall idea is cool enough to be worth some points.)

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Thanks for reviewing the city car crossover sports thing, I was aiming for a very very very very niche market with this car, this car was a bit of a wild card from our design team after they got a bit jealous of Volkswagens plans to release a sporty UP!, that never happened but we went through with it anyway and well this is the undeniably quirky result, I’m glad you did enjoy it in the end and it is a fun little car to push, I wouldn’t recommend having it as a daily though

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I was bored, found myself with an abundance of time and a desire to review something. Figured I’d load up this thread and pick something that wasn’t designed to be a supercar.

Also, keep in mind that I’m American, so I’ve got a very American mindset on ‘sporty’ cars. That said, it’d be fun if there was one other car in the garage for your daily. Save the bottom buster for when you’re not having to drive over speedbumps and can enjoy letting all of the 130 horsepower out.

And yeah, niche market cars are hard to pull off. I felt it only fair to review it as someone mostly impartial but left unknowing as to who the city crossover was meant to be for.

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Is there an open slot for submission of a car?

Always. That was kinda the premise of this thread, from what I remember. Everyone submits 'em, everyone reviews 'em. Doesn’t have to be in order, just whenever you feel like depositing a car or reviewing one, go right ahead if it’s in this thread.

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Awesome. Will leave this here:
ramthecowy - Karakaze.zip (30.8 KB)
you guys are the best

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What mods does it use?

Uhh Razyx strip headlights and taillights… don’t know. I’ll get back to you in a little while.

Could I have links to their workshop pages please?

http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=690540073&searchtext=
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=467570374&searchtext=
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=695759373&searchtext=
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=624371985&searchtext=
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=693909471&searchtext=
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=605971133&searchtext=
that’s all I remember for now, but I know there are more @Dorifto_Dorito

Okay thanks! Ill install them and see the car the way it should be :grin: n.b. Im already looking at it without the mods and it looks impressive.

Reviewing is done!

It’s missing some lights, but that should be fine, the cooling was the main problem (not all the mods but oh well)

Karakaze Review


So here I am, sipping tea while watching BBC Breakfast, and I look out of my window. Sitting outside my house, there’s a behemoth of a car in my drive way, with a note on the window. (I blanked out the return address)

Dear Sir/Madame,
You have been chosen to review this car
If you crash it, you owe me £160,000.
After your review, you are to return it to me, in perfect condition at ---------------.
Yours Sincerely,
@ramthecowy

Well, looks like I’ve got a car to review. It’s probably best not to crash it into anything, I don’t have £160 grand in my bank account.

Styling

From the outside the car looks superb. The curves and the styling are top notch. The headlights looks modern, and is to European standards, with daylight driving lights and fog lights. Getting in the car, the hand-made interior is amazing!, The five luxury seats were so comfortable that I had a hard time forcing my self to get out of the car. The car has a large boot, allowing the rich business men (who are probably the intended market) to store all their golf clubs, with enough space to fit a picnic basket and anything else rich people buy.

Engine

So now that I managed to get out of the seat, I’ll pop open the hood…oh…wow…a huge V12. So the V12, is a 6.86L V12 with DOHC 4 valves, VVL, VVT and twin turbos, and DFI fuel injection. I don’t think turbo and luxury don’t usually go well together, but considering everything else, it might just work. Looking closely, running it on the dyno, the engine redlines at 7000 revs, reaching maximum power (561.6 kW) at 6500 RPM and max torque (8500 Nm) at 5000 RPM. Looking at these performance characteristics, it appears that something has it have been sacrificed. Sadly that would be fuel economy. Not that it would be a problem for some, but in an age where fuel economy is becoming more important, some might be turned off. But as this is for the super-rich, it wont’t affect the sales at all.

How does it drive?

This will be the first time, I’'l be driving a luxury car like this, and considering that it costs £160,000 I better take care when driving.
So, the handling of the car is very good, it navigates corners well, and all the driver assists make the drive very comfortable. The car accelerates very quickly, no thanks of course to the 7 speed double clutch sequential gearing, 0-62mph in 3.7s and has very good brakes, stopping the car from 62mph in about 31m. The top speed of the car is very good for such a heavy car, 228 mph for a car that weighs around 2.5 tonnes. Testing the car in a local race track, the car managed to clock in a very good time, better than most cars that went around the track on that day. The only cars that went around the track faster were dedicated sports cars and tuned cars.

Verdict

Overall, this car is a very nice luxury car. It does what it needs to do perfectly, and no corners were cut in the design of the car. The new modern styling is very nice, and the interior is very good. If I were to have any real problem with this car, it would be the fuel economy. Normally, I would be fine with a sporty car with less than 40mpg, however, 18.9mph is rather low, and considering that the car uses premium 95 RON fuel, it makes the fuel costs skyrocket.

Pros
-Good Handling
-Great Interior+interior styling
-Great Styling in general
-Fast for a heavy car

Cons
-Quite bad fuel economy
-Rather high running costs (mainly due to bad economy)

I give this car a good 9/10
p.s. Don’t mind the small scratch on the driver side door, I totally did not scrape it into a gate on the way home…

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Oh brilliant! Thanks for the review, big :heart: to you @Dorifto_Dorito

If people were to buy a 160k car , fuel economy shouldnt be a problem :smile:

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