To all those of you who still go to school: wouldn’t it be cooler if your school bus looked like this and did 0-100km/h in 6.4 seconds?
This bus has a 7.5L twin-turbo 40V V8 with 435hp and like pretty much all busses, it’s RWD. But if you’re a fan of burning rubber, well it might be able to do a burnout from a standstill but not much else, as this thing weighs 2.8 tons. The block and head of the engine are cast iron, but they do have high-tech internals for improved reliability. The chassis and body panels are corrosion resistant steel.
Inside, you get standard interior for all the 6 people this thing carries at max, premium entertainment so you don’t get bored on a long journey, and advanced safety tech to protect everyone as well as is humanly possible. You also get a 6-speed automatic gearbox which, let’s be honest, doesn’t shift as quickly as modern double-clutch systems but it gets the job done and you can still do 0-100km/h faster than most of those posers in their fartcannon Civics or Polos. Price on demand.
Of course, if you’re not a student but a VIP, for example a rockstar with their band, then you can order the VIP version which looks exactly like the one above. Under the bonnet, you get the same 7.5L engine but with a different turbo setup and slightly raised redline for a total of 700hp because your time is valuable and you don’t wanna get yourself and your equipment stuck in traffic jams. You’d much prefer driving this thing at its (aero limited) top speed of 221km/h on a highway. Sure, it’s not as fast as your private jet, but it’s also less expensive, good to know in case your success falls off a little bit. And to be honest, 4.7s from 0-100km/h is not too shabby for a 3 ton bus. Plus, this version of the bus comes with luxury interior and entertainment because you want nothing but the best, and “hand crafted” interior doesn’t always mean “high quality” interior. The price for this one is 125.000€, about the same as your average high-class caravan, but much faster, more spacious, and probably more comfortable as well.