The Ultimate Van Race! Ended!

[size=150]Track Result: Tor “Kurwa Ring” Poznan[/size]

1st ME Wuestenwind 2:05.06
2nd Baltazar Oh Cock GTi 2:05.66
3rd Banhammer Seimens 2:06.33
4th Galleon 2:07.43
5th Pinky 2:07.48
6th BAM V3000 BRC 2:09.33
7th Cottam MVE 2:11.60
8th F.I.L. CITI’D A-Gan 2:14.31
9th Bogliq Fluyt 2:30.29

[size=150]Next Track! Result Tomorrow[/size]

:laughing: I was 15 seconds slower than the next-slowest van… I really missed the ball on this competition!

I’m impressed that a 500+bhp FF van won the race, that’s some good tuning there!

Damn, I always seem to make my cars so heavy! The only thing I can say in my defence is that it was sort of cobbled together in a short space of time. :stuck_out_tongue:

[size=150]Track Result: Red Bull “Ostrich” Ring[/size]

1st Galleon 1:56.79
2nd ME Wuestenwind 1:57.19
3rd Baltazar Oh Cock GTi 1:57.31
4th Banhammer Seimens 1:58.42
5th BAM V3000 BRC 1:59.71
6th Cottam MVE 2:00.50
7th Pinky 2:00.68
8th F.I.L. CITI’D A-Gan 2:03.99
9th Bogliq Fluyt 2:26.82

[size=150]Standing[/size]

1st ME Wuestenwind 4:02.25
2nd Baltazar Oh Cock GTi 4:02.97
3rd Galleon 4:03.22
4th Banhammer Seimens 4:04.75
5th Pinky 4:08.16
6th BAM V3000 BRC 4:09.04
7th Cottam MVE 4:12.10
8th F.I.L. CITI’D A-Gan 4:18.30
9th Bogliq Fluyt 4:57.11

[size=150]Next Track! Result Tomorrow[/size]

Yeah.
Still doing better than expected. :slight_smile:

Holy crap my beast actually won one! :slight_smile:

[size=150]Track Result: Hockenheim… ring[/size]

1st Baltazar Oh Cock GTi 1:21.43
2nd ME Wuestenwind 1:22.42
3rd Banhammer Seimens 1:22.67
4th Pinky 1:22.84
5th Galleon 1:22.86
6th BAM V3000 BRC 1:23.75
7th Cottam MVE 1:25.59
8th F.I.L. CITI’D A-Gan 1:27.66
9th Bogliq Fluyt 1:38.05

[size=150]Standing[/size]

1st Baltazar Oh Cock GTi 5:24.40
2nd ME Wuestenwind 5:24.67
3rd Banhammer Seimens 5:25.42
4th Galleon 5:26.08
5th Pinky 5:31.00
6th BAM V3000 BRC 5:32.79
7th Cottam MVE 5:37.69
8th F.I.L. CITI’D A-Gan 5:45.96
9th Bogliq Fluyt 6:35.16

[size=150]Next Track! Result Tomorrow[/size]

Oh dear… I don’t see my huge van doing well here.

I’m watching the results of this race unfold with considerable excitement, because of its unique premise and just how much you guys managed to squeeze out of the vans! I kind of wish I had developed one of my own, if it weren’t for time constraints.

I apologized now if the next results will not as spectacular as it was. Something happened and the plan got slightly off. But I hope I can keep it as exciting as I can.

[size=150]Track Result: Conan “Not-A-Ring” Autocross[/size]

1st Baltazar Oh Cock GTi 1:08.54
2nd Pinky 1:08.64
3rd Banhammer Seimens 1:08.91
4th ME Wuestenwind 1:09.31
5th BAM V3000 BRC 1:10.19
6th Galleon 1:10.69
7th Cottam MVE 1:11.96
8th F.I.L. CITI’D A-Gan 1:13.46
9th Bogliq Fluyt 1:16.93

[size=150]Standing[/size]

1st Baltazar Oh Cock GTi 6:32.94
2nd ME Wuestenwind 6:33.98
3rd Banhammer Seimens 6:34.33
4th Galleon 6:36.77
5th Pinky 6:39.64
6th BAM V3000 BRC 6:42.98
7th Cottam MVE 6:49.65
8th F.I.L. CITI’D A-Gan 6:59.42
9th Bogliq Fluyt 7:52.09

[size=150]Next Track is a bit of a surprise, even for me. Result Tomorrow[/size]

Thanks to Der Bayer… whose van I did considered probably will accidentally have +99 quality tyres on the last track…
[size=150]Track Result: The Streets “Ludwigshafenring” of Ludwigshafen[/size]

I did said surprise!

1st ME Wuestenwind 10:35.05
2nd Galleon 10:39.84
3rd Banhammer Seimens 10:46.18
4th Baltazar Oh Cock GTi 10:49.28
5th BAM V3000 BRC 10:54.30
6th Cottam MVE 10:55.08
7th Pinky 11:09.40
8th F.I.L. CITI’D A-Gan 11:14.40
9th Bogliq Fluyt 13:32.18

[size=150]Standing[/size]

1st ME Wuestenwind 26:04.40
2nd Galleon 26:10.89
3rd Banhammer Seimens 26:15.37
4th Baltazar Oh Cock GTi 26:15.39
5th BAM V3000 BRC 26:33.81
6th Pinky 26:49.06
7th Cottam MVE 26:56.57
8th F.I.L. CITI’D A-Gan 27:41.52
9th Bogliq Fluyt 32:20.07

[size=150]Next Track! Result Tomorrow[/size]

:confused: My van makes more noise than performance… At least with the wooden spoon I can finally start up my continental tea-cake company!!!

how did you guys make vans, and model names on the vans??? :open_mouth:

Look for the not-Vivaro in the 3d modding forum. Heaps of great goodies there!

6th to second in one race! Even knowing my insane cubic displacement I’m surprised by that, POOOWWWEEEERRRRR!

There is a van model available in a thread in the 3D modelers section. It’s called the Not_Vivaro so just look for that and you’ll be vanning in no time!

As for names I just pull 'em out of the air. My Van is called the Bogliq Flyut which is my fake company name (Bogliq) and the name of a Dutch trading ship class in the golden age of sail :slight_smile:

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAARRRRRR :slight_smile:

[size=150]Track Result: Nürburg “Green Hell” ring[/size]

1st ME Wuestenwind 8:41.37
2nd Baltazar Oh Cock GTi 8:53.17
3rd Galleon 8:54.28
4th Banhammer Seimens 8:54.86
5th BAM V3000 BRC 8:56.53
6th Pinky 9:00:02
7th Cottam MVE 9:11.84
8th F.I.L. CITI’D A-Gan 9:27.70
9th Bogliq Fluyt 10:56.80

[size=150]Overall Result[/size]

1st ME Wuestenwind 34:44.77
2nd Galleon 35:05.17
3rd Baltazar Oh Cock GTi 35:08.56
4th Banhammer Seimens 35:10.23
5th BAM V3000 BRC 35:30.34
6th Pinky 35:49.08
7th Cottam MVE 36:08.41
8th F.I.L. CITI’D A-Gan 37:09.20
9th Bogliq Fluyt 43:16.87

[size=150]It’s the end, guys! Thank you, you lot. :slight_smile:[/size]