She likes to go sideways
Especially when wet, oo-er.
On nice days I pull her top down and go for a cruse to show her off
Likes to get whipped.
She likes burnouts
She Loves oil changes… the thicker the better
She revs to 12000rpm 
She’s always cold when i start her up and she never overheats.
SHe’s got them big head lamps
Her top is half-siliconed…
She has a start button.
She needs a facelift
Guys, wait a second. I gotta fill her up with gas.
I can’t open the top! I should have gone for her convertible sister model!
Her rear bumper is aftermarket.
I fitted the spoiler to her… 
I can turn her aids off.
I like her in sports mode, I like her stiffer suspension
she’s difficult to start and the ride is terrible
I just love to screw her up.
I have to start her by hand.
Her weight distribution is not ideal because she’s too heavy on the front.