True. Many years ago my father was chucking a uey across a highway when he got t-boned by a truck. Could possibly have picked a better time to pull that move…
TNP doesn’t like killing little bugs and takes them outside.
True.
TNP believes that cars have souls.
False, but there is personality
TNP will name the most bland car ever
Blandest car of all time would be hard, so I’m limiting myself to the most bland car on sale now.
TNP disagrees
would be hard
You forgot the nissan sunny existed?
http://s1.cdn.autoevolution.com/images/gallery/NISSANSunny-N14-Hatchback-984_2.jpg
Yes. The Suzuki Celerio is the blandest car around now.
TNP has heard the new Gorillaz song (AHHHHHH AM VERY EXCITED)
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False, not into that but I bet others are
TNP ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Yeah about right. Taking a phone call from your boss while on the toilet doing a shit is very ummmmmmmmmmm 
TNP gotta go fast
false. especially when taking a shit, even when your boss called (been there).
TNP agrees that flat is justice
Justice + ZR is patrician taste
Cows are just an overused trope for shitty fanservice gags
TNP knows what all those terms refer to.
False
TNP is also just sick of this constant shit
idk
TNP is happy to know sillyducky is currently the most constant poster here
True.
TNP thinks that sillyducky is just bored.
False.
TNP wants a meesseeks box.
A what box? Me sex box? Wut?
Tnp also don’t understand
Ah the commo driver. I saw it on /o/ earlier.
TNP knows there’s an ongoing Automation thread on /o/
Nope, as you know I stay off the chan.
Seriously though I’m still waiting to learn what the fuck that was all about. Even locals like myself don’t know much.
Edit: I got some hearsay info. But it’s not official. To quote:
"A mate who apparently knows a cop just told me that two brothers had a fight in Windsor (inner suburb) this morning and one brother stabbed the other. The cops then chased the brother all the way into the city where he went on the rampage in his car. Three confirmed dead so far, including one baby/infant. Cant verify this info but thought it would be worth posting. EDIT: The death of the baby/infant has not been confirmed. Reports are that there is a baby in a critical condition in hospital. Fingers crossed that he/she pulls through and that my mail was wrong. "
TNP thinks the centre will not hold.
Well I mean I do like a bit of Yeats, and the poem that’s from seems rather appropriate now…
TNP thinks this an appropriate song to describe Trumpy’s big day
This is an outrage!
The N14 had an SR20 option and fairly tidy handling.
Justice has been served! Nissan-man AWAY!
-Runs away holding Nissan logo-
It’s hard for me to say true or false because I’m not sure if you posted that video against him, or as a suggestion that he may help save the youth of America.
I do agree with the lyrics of the song; though they too could be understood in a different light.
The next person agrees with “I want either less corruption, or more opportunities to partake in it”