True or False: Forum Game 2.0

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942

False, maybe one day but I want a ferret more

TNP has one of those ferret freaks

943

False, I think they look cute, but I canā€™t stand their smell

TNP has assisted to a profesional race (F1, FIA WEC, rally eventsā€¦)

944

False.

TNP has participated in an amateur event before.

945

An amateur what event, exactly? :wink:

TNP has compromising media of them floating around on the internet.

946

False. There are only two or three photos including me from the last 5 years in the internet, and all are pretty normal.

TNP has recently seen things that should be unseen.

947

True. Can I just say, if you find an abnormally growing lump somewhere on your body, be it skin, genitals, up your butt hole, in your mouth, up your nose or anywhere else for that matter, please donā€™t try to ignore it and get it checked out?

Otherwise what could eventually be a fungating, ulcerated tumour would be the least of your worries and youā€™ll have a doctor telling you that you now have somewhere around three months to live. Or you could have a naturopath tell you that you can be cured if you swallow 15 bottles of tonic a day and then die three months later.

This PSA brought to you by your current resident oncology hospitalist.

TNP is suspicious of vaccines.

948

Depends on the kind. True for the seasonal ones such as for the flu; but false for the ones that effectively rid the world of century old diseases.

The next person regularly uses sticky notes.

949

I think I need to.

TNP has failed classes.

950

False.

TNP can explain why I bought a Fiskerā€¦

951

dat sweet driftwood interior.

TNP is a sardonic bastard

952

Not since I last checked

TNP is a cynical bastard

953

Am I? Hmm, it may happen sometimesā€¦

TNP knows some magic trick.

954

Off topic

I may or may not have been involved.

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955

True as all aussies canā€¦i can make a $500 set of tyres dissapear in smoke in about 1 minute

TNP will buy my car :cry:

Off topuc moving to Franceā€¦time to buy a Fisker

956

False, got no cash for a car

TNP is eating

957

False, but I was a few hours ago

TNP loves cereal

958

yes, it good

TNP likes Root Beer

959

False, I hate root beer

TNP failed his/her driving test multiple times

960

False, not even once.

TNP can drive a motorbike.

961

False, two wheel death traps

TNP would happily daily a Lada Riva for a month