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TNP is HYPED for The Grand Tour.
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After looking it up, hell yeah!
TNP will now go get prime just for that
False, poooooooor AF
TNP is too
True, spending all my money on my car, I’m leeching Prime off me mum
TNP is using someone else’s prime
True, moms
TNP has their own place
@Sillyducky Yeah, though it’s only a room in some university dorms. I guess that counts?
TNP knows that level of drunkedness where you can feel the time between your brain thinking something and your body actually doing something
Just to continue this conversation (because who doesn’t like beating a dead horse, no pun intended whatsoever @strop totally mmmkay), I went to secondary school (aka education between 11 and 18) in an all-boys place and as result grew up with quite a distorted world view about women, sexuality etc. It’s only really in the past two years that I’ve actually been able to explore what this all means (not wanting to give you my life story, btw), but there came a point where someone would say ‘pussy’ or whatnot, usually in quite a derogatory way, and I’d just cringe.
I honestly cannot believe how some girls put up with guys when guy culture can be so goddamn disgusting. I’m 99% confident that all of the guys on this forum are - as my mum would put it - “decent blokes” (i.e. you’re able to control you sexual desires and realise that women are there for a lot more than just getting your rocks off), and as a result I’m sure that whenever we see some guy being a douche, whether it be some bastard grinding on someone at a club, someone shouting “ooh you homo” at two guys drinking together (I had that happen to me once with my best friend/bromance, didn’t even know how to respond. We were literally just having beers at the pub and some utter arsehats shouted “what are you guys gay or something? no homo man ahahahahha” at us. Like what do you do in that situation?), or some pricks wolf-whistling at some woman just minding her own business, you get a slight feeling of “how the hell has mankind developed to a point where this even happens?!” (or equivalent).
Sometimes I genuinley feel like apologising to my girl-friends (female friends, you get what I mean) for some of the utter dogsh*te they put up with. I’m certainly not saying that women have to deal with more problems than men (feminism, egalitarism etc, let’s not take that discussion any further), but the male gender has seemingly developed certain ways of managing to act like total, complete and utter bastards. I’m not gonna deny, getting it on is a lot of fun. But for gods sake, how hard can it be to respect a woman for who she is and how hard can it be to see women as more than just what they have between their legs?
There’s my take on the matter 
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false, dont have to be drunk to do it
TNP is a shitty meme lord
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Fist, never memed
TNP is meme free
False. I meme with my mates all the time on Discord.
TNP uses Discord.
True! My group replaced Skype with it and haven’t looked back.
TNO knows the struggle that is Skype (it used to use half a gig of ram to loads adverts. A D V E R T S.
True, I’ve gotta ditch it soon
TNP has put a car into a ditch (they said Jeeps went off-road, apparently not)
True. Dad’s old Ford Taurus. Blew out a front brake line, ended up in the ditch. No harm done, just scared the living hell out of me.
TNP has crashed a car before.
True, someone pulled out in front of me giving me no time to stop. Thankfully I was not hurt.
TNP is looking forward to Punkin Chunkin this year.
i used to be into it.
TNP is out of it
False, I should make a real cannon this year!
TNP can help me with that
I have some mechanical expertise and some ideas, I would love to, though I doubt it would be possible depending on location.
TNP loves taking converters and mufflers off their V8s and listening to them roar in the game.
I play without sound, so tralse.
TNP is a racecar.
Tralse. While it can sound ok nothing beats a custom set of open headers sounds so much more potent.
sniped… true
TNP dislikes the sound of blow off valves
True
@BobLoblaw what ideas have we got?
I have a high pressure tyre pump, PVC pipe, and duct tape, ideas?
TNP will give me a crazy idea for that
Well, my thought was on something a bit more elaborate ie: multiple air chambers along the length of the barrel so rather than a huge blast of air at once which would likely explode the pumpkin, you would have sequential boosts as it travels up. Someone good with computers and electronics would be helpful in this regard. As far as your present resources go, I’m tempted to work with potatoes.
TNP also has an idea in regards to air cannons.