True they taste good
TNP doesn’t like frogs
False, frogs are cool. They also taste good, although a bit finicky to get on the fork.
TNP can stand on their head.
False.
TNP wants a video game that’s about to come out.
True. OVERWATCH HYPE (I’m getting the NZ$215 Collectors Edition)
TNP is also on the Overwatch Hype Train.
False. Not really into shooters. What’s so special about this aside from it being from Blizzard?
TNP has a Nintendo Wii
False, my uncle drives a Volvo truck tho
TNP is a square
False. I am a [Insert Value Here]
TNP is French or French in origin.
False. Lovely country though!
TNP isn’t that patriotic.
True, mostly. I think Australia’s pretty alright considering, but down here, being patriotic generally involves being a racist bogan who wants to reject all refugees, deport Muslims and stand up for Australian Values for Those Who Were There First while conveniently forgetting this whole country was founded upon the attempted genocide of its indigenous peoples by British colonists.
Yeah, I’m going there.
TNP is concerned about the giant waves of migration sweeping across Europe.
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I am not Europe, But was born in England, if that counts for anything?
TNP doesn’t live in their place of birth.
Ooh, is the UK part of Europe? Controversy!!! 
Tralse. I was born in another state, but I live in the same country.
TNP is flatulent.
Very true, I passed gas quite badly in a cafe here yesterday when the whole place went quiet
TNP is obnoxious
true only when I need to be
TNP has to block out 90% of what they are told cause its BS
False.
TNP has been featured on a youtube video.
False, I’m not popular enough.
TNP is not popular in the internet world.
Is Euro
TNP is goatse