False. That one time I tried assuming the role of the receiver…
Just kidding, holy shit, just how much practice do you think it would take to reach that level of spreadage 
TNP loves donuts.
True. Especially glazed ones.
TNP can cook a smashing Stir Fry
True. I actually can, because I am Asia!
(If you like chili in your stir-fry, that is.)
TNP has tried uni sashimi
I do not even know what that is.
TNP has killed several gearboxes in his lifetime.
false,my parents fried the Auto in our SUV tho
TNP gets to leave early this week
False, just one clutch, from being, as my brother called it: sir dumpalot. The object lesson there was: you’ll never get giant smoking elevenses in a stock MX-5 NB.
TNP is a flappy-paddles fan.
btw you should totally try uni sashimi, unless you’re averse to raw seafood. It’s pretty much raw sea urchin. Freaking amazing stuff.
EDIT: I take too long to answer these things. False, my boss dumped a load of extra paperwork on me. Also, I have to do the weekend ward rounds, so I’m working a 12 day week.
False, though I prefer flappy paddles to replace manuals than an automatic.
TNP is North America.
False, just 'MURICA.
TNP secretly envies the open excess that is 'Muricanness.
True
TNP loves the Mercedes G-Wagon
false. is asia. south east.
TNP has fallen off a bike before.
True. I raced a BMX racing bike and boy does it hurt when you fall.
TNP likes making race tracks on google maps.
False.
TNP has owned more than 1 gps.
false. not even 1.
TNP also never had a gps
True.
TNP can make half-decent scrambled eggs with a microwave
False, what is this evil sorcery you speak of?
TNP has drifted a car on dry pavement.
True, multiple times.
TNP is AFK, his ETA to JFK is 30 min.
False, I am not AFK and my ETA to JFK is 10 hours
WARNING MISSING QUESTION!
I will make one then!
TNP smells trees
False, I don’t do drugs.
TNP prefers to drink coke as opposed to snorting it.