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TNP uses washers in the toilets.
…I just use the toilet??
TNP knows that Dettol protects. Fact.
I know Dettol products, yes. Protection, I don’t
TNP always uses protection
In fact I shall listen to Dodge & Fuski right now. As a person that is into deathcore, dubstep should be harmless
TNP is not single
False, never been very desirable
TNP plays Xbox with their boss
False, I no longer own one.
TNP feels at home where he/she works.
An Xbox or a boss? 
True, I’m a petrol head so it only seems right to work at a petrol (gas) station
TNP is booooorrrrrrreeeeeed
AND THE WINGED HUSSARS ARRIVE! COMING DOWN THE MOUNTAINSIDE!
TNP likes listening to Sabaton.
Who are these people?
TNP will gib clay or Anchluß
I will definitely Anchluß. Ich bin kein weakling.
ps Sabaton is the stereotypical power metal band
TNP is also a guacamole addict
False urgh.
and sorry but Dethklok is the best stereotypical death metal band eva! go Metalocalypse
TNP is having windows “issues”
True. Hot Wheels car when I was 8, and a kinda-hopped-up car launcher I’d modified to run on 9 volts…
TNP has modified something before.
Have I modded anything… hmm. If you’re using the umbrella term “modify”, I have rooted and hacked the shit out of my poor litlte phone
TNP watches My Little Pony
I don’t watch it, I was just going to make a hit list of furries. You know, it’s like… my hobby. Yeah.
TNP likes to walk around at home in underwear
That’s for me to know and for no one to find out.
TNP sometimes spends all day in their PJs