Nope. Underwear.
TNP prefers tea over coffee (die!)
False, coffee.
TNP currently has no wifi
Yes, the Shelby GT500. Love that thing to pieces.
TNP is anti-import
Depends on the car. Some of the quirky ones have grown on me, like the Niss’n Juke and the ND Miata. The classic R33 skyline is a fave as well as the bugeye WRX STI. Mazda RX’s are cool too and so are the Mitsu 3000GTs. The new ones are 
TNP prefers Subaru over Mitsubishi
Tralse, overall I prefer neither, but I’ve seen more douches in Evos than in WRXs. (Though here it seems Subarus are the choice brand among those who live alternative lifestyles)
TNP has a rotted out muffler (or two)
False, but last year I did, and it decided to fall off at 50 mph. That was scary.
TNP can’t stand cars with overly large exhausts
True. Smoke Machine diesels and flatulent four-cylinders both ruin their cars with big exhausts.
TNP spilled something inside their car recently.
False, he’s cool but I’m not in love with him.
TNP has tried to put one of their Automation creations into another game that would allow them to drive said creation.
False my computer is to weak to handle games such as those
TNP thinks my company thread is not funny.
Sure, mine has lights. One for num lock, one for caps lock and one for scroll lock.
TNP has more than a hundred hours on BeamNG Drive.
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false, don’t even have it. because reasons.
TNP has more than 600 hours into automation
False, unless you include pre-steam
TNP likes demolition derbies
yes b’cos thats what I do. I’m a professional hypocrite. I pick at other people’s spellings but ruin my own.
TNP also has one of these on their computer
False.
TNP is the BE$
is this the BE$ you refer to?