Well hang on a minute. Does that mean I can actually reply at all with the answer “True”? 
TNP is thinking of a song. It’s a wonderful song. I think you’re familiar with it.
[spoiler] " Start spreading the news, I’m leaving today…
I want to be a part of it…"[/spoiler]
No.
TNP accepts my apologies for messing up the TNP game
Initial D is overrated and every High-Tech Trueno that wasn’t High-Tech from factory should be crushed.
TNP has received my Dick Johnson pics.
False, AND DO NOT SEND ME ANY PICS OF YOUR 1 INCH WONDER, K?
TNP is scared their inbox might also have dick pics now too
Nah, I’m into Van Gisbergen
TNP knows what Viper4Windows is
False. Enlighten me
TNP has been sniped by someone before
False. You can educate me on that, please.
As a computerphile, you ought to know 
http://vipersaudio.com/blog/?page_id=11
On this thread, sniping means two people are replying at once and the person who posts last got “sniped”
TNP is hot.
I would say not. My body temperature is also pleasant.
TNP has green eyes?
They actually change with the weather, so sometimes true, but more often, false.
TNP is glad the thread appears to be moving in the correct direction.
Yes, I need to stop posting one-line replies without adding a TNP.
TNP thinks people who wear snapbacks are douchebags
I’m not even sure what they are but the name sounds douchy enough so True.
TNP admits that the Ford PowerStroke is the god of (unintentional stock) flamethrowers!
False, I can advise you call an emergency plumber though when you are finished 
TNP lives in the Antarctic
False. It’s been approximately 100 degrees freedom units the last month in Virginia.
TNP thinks that Fahrenheit scale is a more apt and precise scale for describing the climate than the large range between the Celsius (or Kelvin) scales.
Kelvin Masterrace /s
I am no American. So, I can’t properly comment.
TNP is a Syntax Error.
False, I am a root error
TNP also does Linux things like using it
True, I am Sudo
TNP can’t have you