Harambae. Also Winston == Harambe
TNP gets what I mean with the 2nd part of my answer.
False.
TNP knows what it feels like to unexpectedly hydroplane.
True, I should really have reinflated the tyres before borrowing my mum’s car so many years ago, then driving over a blind crest through a puddle onto a roundabout. The ABS did shit all. My car banged over a kerb and good thing I had the steering lock on otherwise I would have gone on to hit the wall, as opposed to just over a small signpost. Still ruined the wheel alignment and cracked the radiator mount 
Also, no love for robot dancing Japanese salarymen? 
for shame!
TNP can robot dance.
I can’t dance to save the world
@strop what field of medicine do you specialize in?
TNP wants death for all furries
oh god I hadn’t heard of that and I wish I hadn’t
TNP knows the first 30 digits of Pi
False, I’ve never met them.
TNP has been TNP in the past.
No you oaf it isn’t possible for a large amount of the population to have such a high weight, the average isn’t 1100lbs, the heaviest guy ever (estimated, also American) was just 1400 lbs and not that many people weigh that much
TNP has a computer with a touchscreen
true. a smartphone is a computer with a touchscreen
TNP thinks some people here needs to spend less time in the forums… (me included)
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Well. I didn’t find his statement originally funny nor did I attempt to seek out humour in it. 
fail on my part
Yep, most definitely. I’m moving though and I have literally nothing with me except clothes and my computer. Bored out of my mind, so at least I thought I’d contribute to the forum.
Absolutely. Have you come across the 1971 Lotus Europa Special? That thing blows my mind everytime. Check it.
TNP prefers lightweight and small dimensions to powerful
Idk, I’m arguing with my friend over a Chevy 3500 versus a Jetta
TNP will tell me which of those 2 they’d take
True, I’d take the Jetta for a daily driver and the Chevy 3500 to the dealership to trade it in for another Jetta. 
TNP heard shots fired.
Even all the way down here!
TNP is a short-form wavelength.
No clue what that is. Care to tell me?
TNP is an alpha particle