Weird, Bad and Ugly Cars

Id rather have the Honda for 1/20th of the price of the Ferrari!

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Look at what happens when a couple of Apple engineers -of all places- decide that is a “great idea” to mix some “minimalist” aesthetics with Grand Tourer ethos.

Here i bring you…the Ferrari Luce!!!

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It’s a great looking Asian econobox. What a shame it’s a $640,000 Ferrari.

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The logic behind the Luce is quite sound - they’re targeting the Chinese market, and playing the heritage card. It is, however, unfathomable that it shares its name with a car that Mazda stopped making over 30 years ago (and referred to as the 929 overseas - later generations were called the Sentia in Japan):

https://www.curbsideclassic.com/curbside-classics-asian/curbside-classic-1986-1991-mazda-929luce-arent-you-supposed-to-dress-for-success/

In fact, if I were given a choice between either Luce, I’d take the Mazda any time. The simple 5-spoke wheel design is one bit about it that I like, though - and it should be offered on the rest of the range going forward.

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Yeah, good luck with conquering the Chinese market with a car that maybe looks like the local competition, and has performance like local competition, but is several times more expensive. Oh, and then there’s the trend of falling sales of all the non-Chinese brands in China…

To me the Luce seems like a project that seemed profitable when it was signed off, then the perspectives went worse as (long) development went on, but it was released nonetheless, to try to regain some of the sunk money.

And I’d take the Ferrari, sell it, and then buy a Maserati Quattroporte V and a damn apartment. And I’d still have money left for fueling that Ferrari-built V8…

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I do like the Luce’s front end quite a bit, especially how there’s a completely smooth flow of body from the front over the windshield, that’s disguised by the flying bridge that still gives the front end a normal height design.

The interior is also classy and I like that it’s not yet another super crossover. Unfortunately the rear end proportions and the interpretation of round Ferrari tail lamps doesn’t really work, but I don’t quite understand why there’s so much bigger of a hullabaloo about this one than the above Mercedes, for example. It looks bland and a bit lumpy but not like, horridly offensive to me.

But maybe that’s just because not looking like a Ferrari is a good thing for me and I absolutely despise Ferrari as a brand, soooooo I guess I don’t have any sentimental value this could ruin

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That part I hate to admit is very cool lol

At 1/10th the price and with a Lancia or Alfa badge it would be a compelling product. But not as a Ferrari and one that’s even more expensive than the Purosangue. Also to consider is that the way Ferrari works, this model should only be available to those who already have bought at least one cheaper model brand new…

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I concur with the wider sentiment, It’s a good car, but a bad Ferrari.

I’ve played around with the design using AI and honestly found it easer to make the design fit many different brands, Dacia, Dodge, etc than to make it into a compelling sporty easily recognizable Ferrari

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It’s not a bad looking car by any means. But it looks like a Chinese EV made in collaboration with a smartphone manufacturer you’ve never even heard.

Also it costs $640,000 lol

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Haven’t seen anyone mention the WiLL VI yet

It’s really just a Yaris with a different body that looks either like “wtf is this” or “ohmygodsocuteiwannacuddleit” depending on the person you ask

I’m of the latter kind

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I like the WiLL VI. It’s got it’s charm, but I also understand why the side profile wouldn’t be to someone’s taste.

The WiLL Cypha on the other hand…

Horrid and vile and vile and horrid and horrid and horrid and vile and vile

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That front looks like it was designed by some brave beginner in Automation.

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The Will Cypha is not a pretty car by any standard, but I like it. It has that turn of the millennium concept car look, the kind that looks like it came from a promising future we won’t get to see.

I have an idea