lives in my timezone 
Is hoping to get a new car.
May or may not live in the texas panhandle, but has a tiny small print signature!
Has no idea where I live.
His avatar is an LS engine
Said something used many times before
His first car might be a Ford F-150.
Why the H**l do I always get you?
Must be some strange power, thats it, you must be Superman 
Doesnt know its the KGB spying on him
His next post is going to be his 1450th
Doesnt know that theres a better edition of AMP FF that has 414 HP engine FWD
Is joining the Fantasy F1 league half-way through the season.
Likes classic rock.
Likes classic rock?
Made a nice revving video of his dads and his Mustang
Doesn’t know that that Mustang will probably be buried with my father, and is in no way mine.
Edit:
Dad: Damn right. Smart kid.
Will never get his dad’s Mustang
Needs to stop with the wisecracks and get working on that website!
Dad edit: Not a wisecrack. He is damn smart. With the way he drives, never.
Matt edit: Hey! I drive well!
Dad edit: Floridian drivers do not. You have to drive more defensively.
Matt edit: This is the weirdest way to have a conversation. Hi Dad at work!
Dad edit: … yes… yes it is
Is having a conversation with his dad?
Is correct.
Dad edit: Is this weird?