And here is their first work together:
Wulsen Boar 2110: Beauty, Brains, and a Whole Lot of Bodywork
Rusty:
(Looking proud, patting the hood of the Boar 2110)
“Now this, my friends, is a proper car. Look at that design! It’s a 2 out of 2 in looks, and for good reason. Sleek, sturdy, and big enough to actually call itself a car. None of those tiny tin cans Benny loves. And the price? $4,494 is a steal for something with this much style.”
Tatiana:
(Rolling her eyes)
“Oh please, Rusty, just because it’s bigger than your ego doesn’t mean it’s perfect. Sure, it’s a 2 in looks, but that’s all it really has going for it. The engine is… well, let’s just say it won’t be winning any races. 64 horsepower? I’ve seen sewing machines with more power.”
Benny:
(Grinning)
“Hey now, Tati, don’t be so hard on the Boar. It’s like an underdog. Yeah, it’s not breaking speed records, but it’s got heart! And at that price, you’re practically getting a work of art for less than 5 grand. Plus, with nearly 15,000 projected sales a month, people know a good deal when they see one.”
Rusty (V.O.):
(Nods enthusiastically)
“You hear that, Tati? The people love it. And why wouldn’t they? It’s not about horsepower—it’s about presence. You see this thing rolling down the street, and you know someone’s making a statement. It’s a real car. Unlike that Premier you love so much, which is about as exciting as a tax form.”
Tatiana (V.O.):
(Smirking)
“Oh Rusty, still obsessed with size, huh? The Premier is efficient, reliable, and won’t leave you stranded on the side of the road with a ‘mechanical issue.’ The Boar might look good, but you’ll be holding up traffic trying to get it to go over 136 km/h.”
Benny (V.O.):
(Laughing)
“I think you both missed the point. The Boar isn’t trying to be a speed demon—it’s trying to be a head-turner. And boy, does it succeed! I mean, out of all the cars we’ve looked at, this one’s the best-looking by a mile. The Coureur’s bright yellow tried too hard, and the Premier… well, the Premier didn’t try at all. But the Boar? It’s elegant, like a classic. I’d drive this thing just to show off.”
Rusty:
(Shrugging, grinning)
“See? Benny gets it. The Boar has style. And that’s what matters. Sure, it’s not going to break any records on the strip, but when you’re behind the wheel, you feel like you own the road. It’s got soul, something that those ‘efficient’ cars will never have.”
Tatiana:
(Crossing her arms, teasing)
“Soul, huh? Well, if by ‘soul’ you mean ‘an engine that sounds like it’s got asthma,’ then sure. But I’ll give it this—it’s affordable. And if you’re looking for something pretty to sit in your driveway and impress the neighbors, the Boar 2110 is a solid choice. Just don’t expect it to get you anywhere fast.”
Benny:
(Laughing, stepping between them)
“Alright, alright, let’s be fair. The Boar 2110 is a beauty, no question. It’s priced well, and it’ll sell like hotcakes. Sure, it’s not the fastest thing out there, but it’s not supposed to be. It’s a car for the people who want a little bit of style in their lives. So, whether you’re like Rusty, craving size and presence, or like Tati, demanding efficiency, you’ve got to admit—the Boar’s got something for everyone.”
Final Thoughts:
Rusty:
(Grinning like he’s just won a debate)
“I’d take this over anything else we’ve reviewed so far. It’s got looks, it’s got style, and it’s big. What more do you need?”
Tatiana:
(Smirking)
“Maybe an engine that can actually get you to the grocery store before they close. But sure, Rusty, you can have your slow, shiny toy.”
Benny:
(Laughing)
“See? That’s the beauty of the Boar—it’s got Rusty on its side for the size, Tati can’t deny its looks, and I love it for being a little bit of everything. The Wulsen Boar 2110—slow and steady wins the race… or at least, looks good trying.”