Have you ever heard the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise? I thought not. It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you…

Hello there, I’m Tragedy, your average Star Wars prequels fan and a lifelong car enthusiast. When I say lifelong, I mean it; my first spoken word was quite literally “car.” I also happen to be American, so, put two and two together and… yes, I adore land yachts, muscle cars, and V8s (as clearly evidenced by my irl cars lol).

Although I do like all of the Big Three, I must admit that I’m just a little partial to Chrysler (says the guy with two R-Bodies). Mopar or no car, baby! However, I hate Stellantis with every fiber of my being. Generally, though, I have a basic appreciation for anything pre-2000.