The 400mpg car

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Yep. I fucking did it. This bad boy is powered by a 270cc inline 4 and produces a face-melting 7.2hp. Top speed is an incredible 18.8mph and you won’t believe what the 0-60 time is. It gets around the Top Gear track in 5:45 which is faster than a Porsche 959 and a Ferrari F40*. It takes 13 years to engineer the body and 35 for the engine. So how much does this marvel of engineering cost? A surprisingly not-insane $99100 with 0% markup, which sounds pretty good until you realize that you can beat it by buying a fucking bicycle.

*both cars DNF

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Description is the funniest thing I’ve read today :smiley: And congratulations on breaking the in-game reality with this achievement. In “civilised” units (:stuck_out_tongue:) it’s about 0,006 l/km (if I didn’t add or lose any 0 - no matter, still insanly low).

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Epic joke right there…for the ages :laughing:

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Drivability 0.0? Do you need to be “the Stig” to drive it?
Or is it just that it is slow.:confused:

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It’s got super thin tires with no grip, making cornering and braking terribad.

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Yeah, and don’t forget the penalty for being slower than average traffic :slight_smile: you need to have at least some decent performance. There is a performance multiplier in the detailed stats for drivability.

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Jäkla raggare med sina epa traktorer :stuck_out_tongue:
Yes, those things were annoying and annoyingly stupid, too. Glad that isn’t a thing in NZ.

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I was really impressed by this but…can you do a v8?

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What’s it look like?

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It uses the not-Porsche 356 body. I didn’t post a picture because I didn’t make it look nice at all, it’s pretty much just a grille :wink:

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